When you put an out of order sign on an elevator and make people take the stairs > Wii U

Buying a Bugatti Veyron and letting your girlfriend who doesn't have a license drive it > Wii U

When you pull up in a drive thru and the employee asks "May I take your order" and you say NO! and drive off > Wii U

When you wait until it snows and place a snowball in a freezer and throw it at someone in the summer > Wii U

When you put a walkie talkie in your mailbox and shout at everyone who walks by > Wii U

Trying to fit a DVD into a ps vita > Wii U

The return of Jesus > Wii U

When you close the fridge door slowly to see when the light turns off > Wii U

When compliment a pregnant women not knowing she's just fat > Wii U

Walking into mcdonalds and asking directions to burger king > Wii U