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#1 HaloZeldaman199
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would majora's mask have beaten oot if it had Ganon in it?:?
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#2 HaloZeldaman199
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here it is people, th conclusion to my movie "applause":lol:

sooooo.

( Link, Doc & Ganon have now gone back in time to a galaxy far far awy)

Doc: look Link, its the death star!:o

Link: woah, its huge:shock:

Ganon: not as huge as my..8)

Doc & Link: no, don't make us picture that! :cry:

Ganon: I was only gona say castle:(

(anyway, they fly into where the fight with darth vadar is):|

(Darth Vadar kills Ganon 7 Doc, Link gets his sword and attacks Darthy)-nickname:?

Darthy: nooooo, you can't win:twisted:

Link:yes I can:x

Darthy: Link I am your farther:o

Link: wtf did you say that for? its blaintently obvious that your not:evil:

Darthy: damn:roll:

(Darthy knocks Link down, and is about to delivr the final blow, Darthy is breathing deeply like he always does, but then, a fit women comes, Darthy starts breathing exteremly fast and dies from too much air):P

Link: thanks, I could have beaten him anyway8)

fit woman: ha ha ha,I am actually Darth Vadar:twisted:

(Darthy takes of the costume and  stabs Link):cry:

Link: aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!:cry:

Darthy: muh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha:lol:

(but, Link comes from behind Darthy and kills him);)

Link: good job I put that cardboard cut out of me over there:P

(Link goes in te time machine and goes back to Hyrule)

Link: ZELDA!:o

Zelda: what :|

Link: I'm back:D

Zelda:but you just cam back 10 minutes ago:shock:

(Link kills the other Link and he and Zelda live happily ever after):)

THE END! :lol:

 

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#3 HaloZeldaman199
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continuing from the Bttf one,

(Link, Ganon & doc enter the world of the future);)

Link: woah its so.... advanced:shock:

doc: why of course, its the future, look! theres where Hyrule castle used to be:o

Link: woah! its a stadium of some sort:shock:

Doc: it would seem, but actually I've been researching it for ages, its a thing called the Goldeneye sattelite, this is the radar8)

(they land and go inside the Radar)

Trevelian: ah mr Doc, what an unpleasent suprise8)

Doc: Janus, your still alive? ooh well

Trevelian: I might as well ask you for a vodka martini, eh Ganon?8)

Boris: Ganon what a lovely suprise:P

(Ganon runs up to Boris and starts battering him, 1 hour passes and Link & Trevelian go on the cradle, Doc has dissapeared):?

(Trevelian and Link have a hand to hand combat, Link goes down the ladder and Trevelian follows, Trevelian is about to hit Link off, but Link grabs his sword and chops Trevelian in half, ganon comes in the time machine with Doc, Link jumps in and they go back in time):D

(but befor Trevelian dies, he somehow says to Link some words)

Trevelian: aah, for England James-er Link?

Link:no for me, and well actually not for me, and this is actually Hyrule but ooh well8)

(the cradle blows up)

Boris: YES! I sam invincible........ I'm bored I'm going for a walk:)

To be concluded

 

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its not as scary as this....

WAHBULABULAHUBALOMNIKLOOBITWEEMVERYNICEWOAH!:shock::shock::twisted: 

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Here is my 5th (I think):? this one's a movie version:D

(Link and Saria are walking along Korkiri forest)(going out since the Lake Hylia incident)

Link: Saria, did you actually like Ganon?:?

Saria: yeah-er no, he was too tall, you know I hate people who are taller than me:?

Link: I'm taller than you:P

Saria: shut up, thats it, I'm gonna kill you, you annoy me soooooo much!:twisted:

(Saria attacks Link):cry:

Ganon: hey you, get your damn hands off her (thinking: damn, he's a guy but ooh well):evil:

Saria: what are you gonna do, butthead:o

(Ganon goes to hit Saria, but Saria has been turned evil and strong by some mysterious force, she grabs Ganon's arm and twists it):shock:

Link: Saria stop it, you'll break his arm... Saria, LET, HIM, GO! :cry:

(Saria laughs with madness, but Ganon looks at Link, and suddenly hits Saria and knocks her out):lol:

Link: thanks, your cool:D

Ganon: Zelda dumped me, so I came to ask if you would go out with me?:oops:

Link: ok, I've been trying to get off with you for ages:P

(Link and Ganon walk off, but doc comes and tells them something extraordinary):question:

doc: Link, you've got to come with me:x

Link: where, I just got home and all, me and Ganon were going to see how fast Epona is:?

doc: this is serious, you've got to go back with me, back, to the future;)

Link: what doc, what happens to us in the future?:(

doc: no, you nd Ganon turn out fine, its youre kids Marty-er Link, somethings gotta be done about your'e kids :evil:

(Link, Ganon and doc go into the time machine):question:

Link: doc what are you doing, we don't have enough road to get up to 68mph:(

doc: roads? the way wer'e going we don't need "roads"8)

(the car fly's into the air and gors into the future):)

(this is not a rip off of Back to the future, only most of it is):roll:

to be continued......

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#6 HaloZeldaman199
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I don't get it either:?

but thats what makes it funny:lol:

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thanks:oops:
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here's a 10 second one.

Deku tree: Link, I'm gonna die, unless you break the curse:x

Link: yeah whatever8)

Deku tree: your not going to are you?:cry:

Link: nope:P

Deku tree: oh well :roll:

the end 

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#9 HaloZeldaman199
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This is gonna be my best story yet!:P

ahem.8)

(Links talking to Zelda on the phone in private, but that pervert Saria is secretly listening)

Link: hey Zelda, erm, do you like,wanna go, er to the um, Lake you know, together?:?

Zelda: sure..... is this somekind of date?:|

Link: YEAH!:o, oh crap, Saria might have heard that, she would kill me if she knew I was taking you out to the north west side of lake Hylia, at exactly 10:15pm for exactly 3 hours!:o

Zelda: were you meant to shout all that out?:?

Link: no, but what I mean is, is you actually look like a woman, not some mutant pig freak thing like Saria does:|

Saria (thinking): omg, Link hates me, well, I'll show him by going to the exact same spot with someone even better looking):twisted:

(at the lake at the exact time and place, Link, Zelda, Saria and her new boyfirend meet eachother face to face):|

Link: what are you doing here Saria?:o

Saria, I heard you on the phone, you should have known I was a pervert who listens and watches your every move!:P

Link: damn:evil:

Saria: anyway, I'd like you to meet my new boyfriend!:D

(Ganon walks from her back and crazily laughs with madness):lol:

Link: omfg, Ganon!:shock:................ you could have done a lot better than Saria,ha ha ha!:lol:

Ganon: I know, hmm, Zelda will you marry me, Saria's too er bossy!:o

Zelda:sure, Links a perverted tramp anyway:lol:

(Ganon and Zelda walk off):)

Link: WTF, er Saria, your'e so beautiful, go out with me:oops:

Saria: okay:)

(everyone lived happily ever after, well until Zelda gave birth to a baby which her and Ganon named Zant):twisted:

The end:P

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animal crossing: name:Chris  Town:Hyrule  fc:1074-5295-3326

add me bededog & pixiedust 

 

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