1 minute zelda episodes

ok, just put random zelda episodes here.

heres mine.

Link: what a bright day it is today:D

Navi: no its not:evil:

Link: what you saying, look, there is the sun you idiot:o

Navi: no its not, its some comet heading towards us:roll:

Link WHAT!:shock:

Navi: whats wrong? oh cos we will die:roll:

Link: do something:shock:

Navi: no, the Great deku tree will save us:evil:

later........the comet is about to hit Hyrule:cry:

Link: okay everyone, NOW!:lol:

swoosh, the comet got deflected away into Ganon and he died;)

Link: good job everyone, it sure was lucky I happened to have a load of comet deflecting umbrellas under my bed:D

deku tree: why was I mentioned in this episode for?:?

Navi: shut up, no one asked you to speak:evil:

THE END.......................or is it?:?

here's nother one.;)

Link: hello mario come in:)

Mario: what am I doing here?:?

Link: I don't know, but come in anyway:twisted:

(Link shoots mario and hides the corpes in his fridge):o

Link: jeez, why did I do that? Oh well, I might as well go out for a walk:roll:

(Ganon walks into Links house):question:

Ganon: Link where are you, you've still got my train set I lent you:o

(opens the fridge for no reason):question:

Ganon: omg its Luigi!::shock:

Mario: no I'm not I'm Mari-oh wait I'm dead aint I, just forget this happened, now stab yourself until you die:evil:

Ganon: okay:)

(Ganon stabs himself and dies, Link walks in, trips over mario, falls into the fridge and dies):|

Navi: omg, Link, why didn't you invite me to your party, oh well, see ya:question:

(Navi flies off):P

Link: h-e-l-p m-e...... I-m n-o-t d-e-a-d:x

The end:lol:

:lol: Wow its so random its hilarious! :lol: Heres mine :oops:

Link: ...

Navi: Hey! Listen!

Link: ...

Navi: Hey! Listen!

Link: ...

Navi: Hey! Listen!

Link: ...

Navi: ...

Link: ...

Navi: ...Hey...

Link: ...

Navi: ...Lis-- WHACK!

*Midna demolishies Navi*

Link: ...

Midna: ...

Link: Thank You God :twisted:

K Here's mine:

Saria and Link are going for a walk.

Saria: Link. I wanna tell you something...

Link: Huh ? :shock:

Saria: I think I love you :oops:

Link: AAAAAAHHH !!! :o

Saria: Do you love me too ? :oops:

Link: HEI HEI AYYY !!!

Saria: *sigh* If only you could talk...

Link: HEI !! YAAAARR !!! :o

Saria: I know ! I'll send a letter to the producer and beg him to give you voice acting... :D

*1 week later*

Saria: Hey ! Link, I heard they finally give you a....:D

Link: Hey whatssup, sexy gal ! :D I cant believe i can talk like you guys now, and its all thanks to you...You know i can never thank you enough for giving me a voice, so if there's anything I can do for you, just tell me. Hey btw, aint this a beautiful day ? You know, the Deku Tree once told me...:D

Saria: Huh ? :|

Kokiri Guy: He's been like this ever since he got his voice ! I cant stand it anymore !! :x *Pulls out his shotgun and aims at Link, but Link keeps talking so he shot himself in the head*

Saria: OMG...:o

Zelda: Hi, everyone... :)

Link: HEY WHAT UP, PRINCESS, YO !!! WOW. You look so gorgeous today, your majesty, how about you come over to my place and I'll show you my Triforce of POWER ? Anyway, what brings you here today your highness ? Do you have another dangerous quest for me ? Its that Ganondorf, huh ? Hes up to no good, again, that thieving, sexist, racist giant boar psycopath ! I shall teach him him a lesson...If I see him, I would kick him in the nuts !!!! :evil: then I will...

Zelda: Just WTF is going on ? :|

Saria: Hes been like this ever since he got his voice...:(

*Link keeps talking*

Zelda: ...:|

Saria: ...:|

Zelda: OMFG. :o I just remembered I have something important to do ! :shock: See ya. *runs away really, really fast*

*Link keep talking*

Saria:....crap

*Link keeps talking*

*Saria hits Link in the head with the Megaton Hammer*

Link: And so my......................huh ? HEI HEI HAAYYY ?????!!!! :shock: HAYY  YAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR ????!!! :o

Saria: Sorry, Link...but I think voice acting was a bad idea after all.... :oops: (Pheww...OMFG that was the worst experience ever. I wish that'll never happen again)

THE END

LOL! HA HA HA HA HA!:lol:

thats so funny, good job link aint got voice acting:D

but what if he did...:shock:

I like gamergirls aswell,:D

that'll teach navi to annoy people, wham! :lol:

please do more of em

I'll do my 3rd then. ahem.:|

Link: hello Navi:)

Navi: hello:)

Midna: what the, I killed Navi in that other guy's story, how'd she get back?:evil:

Link: shut up, I still hate you:evil: 

Midna: what for?:o

Link: kicking me in a very painful place:cry:

Midna: I did no such thing:evil:

Link: where is this episode going anyway?:?

Me: how am I supposed to know:roll:

Link: I'm going for a smoke:x

Navi: me too:x

Midna: you two go, I'll er , um, go er litter picking ha, beat that!:lol:

Me: I'm playing my Wii:D

Everyone else: damn, why'd we not think of that:cry: 

Me: cos you can't think, your'e all games characters:?

Everyone: oh yeah:lol:

The end 

(sorry,I couldnt think of anything) :cry:

This is gonna be my best story yet!:P

ahem.8)

(Links talking to Zelda on the phone in private, but that pervert Saria is secretly listening)

Link: hey Zelda, erm, do you like,wanna go, er to the um, Lake you know, together?:?

Zelda: sure..... is this somekind of date?:|

Link: YEAH!:o, oh crap, Saria might have heard that, she would kill me if she knew I was taking you out to the north west side of lake Hylia, at exactly 10:15pm for exactly 3 hours!:o

Zelda: were you meant to shout all that out?:?

Link: no, but what I mean is, is you actually look like a woman, not some mutant pig freak thing like Saria does:|

Saria (thinking): omg, Link hates me, well, I'll show him by going to the exact same spot with someone even better looking):twisted:

(at the lake at the exact time and place, Link, Zelda, Saria and her new boyfirend meet eachother face to face):|

Link: what are you doing here Saria?:o

Saria, I heard you on the phone, you should have known I was a pervert who listens and watches your every move!:P

Link: damn:evil:

Saria: anyway, I'd like you to meet my new boyfriend!:D

(Ganon walks from her back and crazily laughs with madness):lol:

Link: omfg, Ganon!:shock:................ you could have done a lot better than Saria,ha ha ha!:lol:

Ganon: I know, hmm, Zelda will you marry me, Saria's too er bossy!:o

Zelda:sure, Links a perverted tramp anyway:lol:

(Ganon and Zelda walk off):)

Link: WTF, er Saria, your'e so beautiful, go out with me:oops:

Saria: okay:)

(everyone lived happily ever after, well until Zelda gave birth to a baby which her and Ganon named Zant):twisted:

The end:P

here's a 10 second one.

Deku tree: Link, I'm gonna die, unless you break the curse:x

Link: yeah whatever8)

Deku tree: your not going to are you?:cry:

Link: nope:P

Deku tree: oh well :roll:

the end 

:lol:
your ether really bored, or on crack :?
but still funny:P

Heres a two second one thats just randomness:

Navi: OMG! Link! That Goron is go--

*WHAM*

Goron: How was that Link?

Link: Excellent... :twisted: That'll teach her to shut up :twisted:

Here's a 0.5 sec one...

Link:...

THE END

Heres 1

Zelda: Link talk to me.

Link:...

Zelda: Link.

Link:...

Zelda: Link.

Link:...

Zelda: Link.

Link:...

Zelda: Link.

Link:...

Zelda: Link.

Link What!!!

Lol! :lol: Heres one:

Illia: Hey Link... Have you ever liked someone before?

Link: .. :oops:

Illia: Link... Have you?

Link: ... :oops: :oops:

Illia: A girl?

Link: (Shut up Illia.... Its was a little Spring Fling :oops: )

Illia: ... Link? Are you thinking to yourself..?

Link: ...:oops:

Illia: Wait... You can think?? :shock: I can't even do that :shock:

*9 Questionable Hours Later*

Link:...

Illia: ... Gosh, I hate you Link! :cry:

Link: ... :twisted:

I don't get it either:?

but thats what makes it funny:lol:

Here is my 5th (I think):? this one's a movie version:D

(Link and Saria are walking along Korkiri forest)(going out since the Lake Hylia incident)

Link: Saria, did you actually like Ganon?:?

Saria: yeah-er no, he was too tall, you know I hate people who are taller than me:?

Link: I'm taller than you:P

Saria: shut up, thats it, I'm gonna kill you, you annoy me soooooo much!:twisted:

(Saria attacks Link):cry:

Ganon: hey you, get your damn hands off her (thinking: damn, he's a guy but ooh well):evil:

Saria: what are you gonna do, butthead:o

(Ganon goes to hit Saria, but Saria has been turned evil and strong by some mysterious force, she grabs Ganon's arm and twists it):shock:

Link: Saria stop it, you'll break his arm... Saria, LET, HIM, GO! :cry:

(Saria laughs with madness, but Ganon looks at Link, and suddenly hits Saria and knocks her out):lol:

Link: thanks, your cool:D

Ganon: Zelda dumped me, so I came to ask if you would go out with me?:oops:

Link: ok, I've been trying to get off with you for ages:P

(Link and Ganon walk off, but doc comes and tells them something extraordinary):question:

doc: Link, you've got to come with me:x

Link: where, I just got home and all, me and Ganon were going to see how fast Epona is:?

doc: this is serious, you've got to go back with me, back, to the future;)

Link: what doc, what happens to us in the future?:(

doc: no, you nd Ganon turn out fine, its youre kids Marty-er Link, somethings gotta be done about your'e kids :evil:

(Link, Ganon and doc go into the time machine):question:

Link: doc what are you doing, we don't have enough road to get up to 68mph:(

doc: roads? the way wer'e going we don't need "roads"8)

(the car fly's into the air and gors into the future):)

(this is not a rip off of Back to the future, only most of it is):roll:

to be continued......

its not as scary as this....

WAHBULABULAHUBALOMNIKLOOBITWEEMVERYNICEWOAH!:shock::shock::twisted: 

its not as scary as this....

WAHBULABULAHUBALOMNIKLOOBITWEEMVERYNICEWOAH!:shock::shock::twisted: 

HaloZeldaman199

Well I thought your last story was quite brilliant!  Very nice fusion of two classic stories.  Ummm... well maybe not the Ganon and Link together bit, but it's a good twist.  :)

I guess this is open for all to add stories?  I'll add soon if that's the case.  I like stories.... hehehehehehehehehe.

OH I got one

link:so this is the fight scene in OoT

Zelda: this sure is taking awhile, Gannon how long does this last?

Gannon:well this movie is twice as long an LotR3 and the fight scene is about a third long as the movie so this will take about 2.3 hours

link:2.3 HOURS !!!!:x

Zelda: what should we do until then?

Gannon:we could try beating up those Nintendo character less popular than us.

link: that would be every one except people in the Mario universe

Zelda sounds like fun!:D

Link: wha.. WHA?

Navi: What?

Link: Im all cel shded and... FAT!

Navi: No look at yourself, you are one skinny... kid...

Link: I won't eat...

navi: Fine...

NEXT TIME, THE STORIES OF WHY LINK DOSEN'T SLEEP. 

I'm in a random mood, so here's a random episode.

Ganondor: Hey Link - you know what?

Link: What do you want now? This is like the billionth time I'm fighting you...though is the only time I can fight you and can actually speak!

Ganondorf: *shrugs*

I'll do a much, much better episode later...I just can't be bothered at the moment.

Nergal, it's called having fun incase you're unfamiliar with it.

I'm in a random mood, so here's a random episode.

Ganondor: Hey Link - you know what?

Link: What do you want now? This is like the billionth time I'm fighting you...though is the only time I can fight you and can actually speak!

Ganondorf: *shrugs*

I'll do a much, much better episode later...I just can't be bothered at the moment.

 

Nergal, it's called having fun incase you're unfamiliar with it.

 

Dark_Master5151

alright, im sorry, ill try to write one later

some of them (like the back to the future one) were actually pretty funny

Somewhere in the Lost Woods...

Zelda: Hmmm... Are you sure you know where you're going?

Saria: Of course I know where I'm going.  It's just around this corner.

Zelda: We've been walking for hours and I'm all for surprises but this is getting ridiculous.

Saria: Just a few more steps.

Zelda walks down a slope that quickly descends into a calm spring and she slips.  Zelda tumbles towards the spring and loses consciousness. 

1 hour later...

Zelda opens up her eyes slowly to find herself in new surroundings.  No longer can she hear the sounds of the forest, but rather a loud chattering, like many rats in congregation, about to celebrate or devour their new found host. 

Zelda: Where am... Saria... Saria?!?!?

Saria: Zelda, I didn't peg you for the gullible type, but any suggestion of Link planning a surprise for you... well... of course you'd fall for it.  And now, for you, how unfortunate... (snickers) that your one chance for rescue is locked up tighter than you...

Zelda then realizes that her wrists and ankles are bound.  As her vision gets clearer she is made aware that there is a congregation and that she is at some kind of celebration.  Small creatures, the size of cats, but with something wicked in their eyes and horribly disfigured, sat around her, smiling in some strange way.  What was going on???  Suddenly Zelda hears, as if through telepathy, her father's voice: "I fear this will not end well for us..." And the voice drifts away.

Zelda: Father!!!

Saria: All in good time.  All in good time.  Now let the festivities begin!!!!!

To Be Continued.... 

continuing from the Bttf one,

(Link, Ganon & doc enter the world of the future);)

Link: woah its so.... advanced:shock:

doc: why of course, its the future, look! theres where Hyrule castle used to be:o

Link: woah! its a stadium of some sort:shock:

Doc: it would seem, but actually I've been researching it for ages, its a thing called the Goldeneye sattelite, this is the radar8)

(they land and go inside the Radar)

Trevelian: ah mr Doc, what an unpleasent suprise8)

Doc: Janus, your still alive? ooh well

Trevelian: I might as well ask you for a vodka martini, eh Ganon?8)

Boris: Ganon what a lovely suprise:P

(Ganon runs up to Boris and starts battering him, 1 hour passes and Link & Trevelian go on the cradle, Doc has dissapeared):?

(Trevelian and Link have a hand to hand combat, Link goes down the ladder and Trevelian follows, Trevelian is about to hit Link off, but Link grabs his sword and chops Trevelian in half, ganon comes in the time machine with Doc, Link jumps in and they go back in time):D

(but befor Trevelian dies, he somehow says to Link some words)

Trevelian: aah, for England James-er Link?

Link:no for me, and well actually not for me, and this is actually Hyrule but ooh well8)

(the cradle blows up)

Boris: YES! I sam invincible........ I'm bored I'm going for a walk:)

To be concluded

*Link aproaches Ganondorfs throne room.*

Ganondorf: It took you long enough. I now have all three triforce crests. Just how do intend to stop me?

*Draws his blade*

Ganondorf: You wanna try your sword? Oh, and as you know I give a fair trial to decide ones fate. And your sentence.....is death.

*Link draws his blade*

Limk: I stand waiting. Come Ganondorf. Show me if those crests can make a slight difference. to our battle!

The 2 charge twoards each other, blade in hand, for a destructive battle to end it all!

TO BE CONTINUED.....

*Link aproaches Ganondorfs throne room.*

Ganondorf: It took you long enough. I now have all three triforce crests. Just how do intend to stop me?

*Draws his blade*

Ganondorf: You wanna try your sword? Oh, and as you know I give a fair trial to decide ones fate. And your sentence.....is death.

*Link draws his blade*

Limk: I stand waiting. Come Ganondorf. Show me if those crests can make a slight difference. to our battle!

The 2 charge twoards each other, blade in hand, for a destructive battle to end it all!

TO BE CONTINUED.....

Nelo100

Ack! *Has nightmares for the rest of life*

Ok... Heres my less scary-intense one...

Midna: Hey, Link, have you eve fallen asleep before?

Link: Hm... Well, in Super Smash Bros. Melee a damn... Whats her name.... Weird Pokemon thingy attacked me and I feel asleep :|

Midna: ...Have you ever fallen asleep by yourself?

Link: Well if Navi never watched me while I slept I might've said yes :twisted:

Midna: ... A fairy watched you sleep? :| :P :lol: :| :lol: :P :shock: :o :| :evil: :twisted:

Link: Dude... WTH?

here it is people, th conclusion to my movie "applause":lol:

sooooo.

( Link, Doc & Ganon have now gone back in time to a galaxy far far awy)

Doc: look Link, its the death star!:o

Link: woah, its huge:shock:

Ganon: not as huge as my..8)

Doc & Link: no, don't make us picture that! :cry:

Ganon: I was only gona say castle:(

(anyway, they fly into where the fight with darth vadar is):|

(Darth Vadar kills Ganon 7 Doc, Link gets his sword and attacks Darthy)-nickname:?

Darthy: nooooo, you can't win:twisted:

Link:yes I can:x

Darthy: Link I am your farther:o

Link: wtf did you say that for? its blaintently obvious that your not:evil:

Darthy: damn:roll:

(Darthy knocks Link down, and is about to delivr the final blow, Darthy is breathing deeply like he always does, but then, a fit women comes, Darthy starts breathing exteremly fast and dies from too much air):P

Link: thanks, I could have beaten him anyway8)

fit woman: ha ha ha,I am actually Darth Vadar:twisted:

(Darthy takes of the costume and  stabs Link):cry:

Link: aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!:cry:

Darthy: muh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha:lol:

(but, Link comes from behind Darthy and kills him);)

Link: good job I put that cardboard cut out of me over there:P

(Link goes in te time machine and goes back to Hyrule)

Link: ZELDA!:o

Zelda: what :|

Link: I'm back:D

Zelda:but you just cam back 10 minutes ago:shock:

(Link kills the other Link and he and Zelda live happily ever after):)

THE END! :lol:

I feel like I've gone to some asian country where everyone is laughing at some random joke and I don't know WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?!?!?!  :xHoly sh-- Im gettin outta hereJukedSolid

LMAO! :lol: