Nope, I love SMG 1 + 2 but it was way worse. Switch is 100000% better than Wii.

Big and odd looking but I don't mind really. It looks fine. They could have gone with another boring black rectangle but chose something different.

Cold Winter (2005). It's never talked about anywhere by anyone. Was good though.

Wargroove (2019). Scratched the Advance Wars itch.

Streets of Rage 4!

Pavements of Frustration 4!

Alleyways of Flustered Displeasure 4!

Sidewalks of Righteous Fury 4!

Ahem. Anyway it's excellent. On playthrough 9 I think.

Since thirteen years ago. Thirteen years before that was 1994. Thirteen years before that I didn't exist, not even in sperm form!

Nioh 2

The First Samurai DLC

110+ hours in

Sigh

So very tired

No. You should know what you're getting into when you buy a console at launch and set expectations accordingly.

The last two generation launches were a bag of alligator shite compared to this one.

6 foot tall

Long haired

Loves animals. Humans frustrate or bore or get in the way for the most part

Believe humor should have no limits but at the same time, know your audience

Good with money

Spends his Saturday night describing himself to people he won't meet

Haven't gone to the gym for 7 years, don't exercise but puts on zero weight no matter what. I guess by my 40s the blubber will pile on.

Anti kid / reproduction, the harm we bring to the world far outweighs the good. Mrs Floppy Jim agrees, thank Christ.

Politically... I assume they're all see you next Tuesdays and just get on with life without pledging myself to the left or right (although do lean slightly more left)

Love gore and gorey descriptions / videos, be it fact or fictional

Videogame fan (duh?). Do prefer the challenging gameplay focused games over the so prevalent open world bloat / forced walk / tutorial vomit / no skill involved nonsense.

Thinks Fawlty Towers is the greatest sitcom of all time (HE'S FROM BARCELONA)

Haven't been too bothered by Covid. Stay indoors and avoid people, yes thank you China, I will happily comply

Gets a thing

Well I might need this for a tough section later so I'll hang on to it

By end of game has 145,973 things

Well fiddlesticks

Yeah he's probably right (Jim you cow!!!) but Xbox has such a strong fighting chance with the studios they have now. I think in 6 years it'll be tougher to pick a preferred console.