The Protagonist. I love Niko's sense of Humour and he does not come off as a Complete Prick like the main characters in the previous GTA games. Gotta love the accent too. :)

Why couldn't Helen Keller get her drivers license?

Because she's a Woman.

I saw it the other day with my dad..... Not the best idea... I personally think that borat was better.

'On the Beach' by Neville Shute.

It's about these guys who live in Australia after this big ass nuclear war wiped out the whole northern hemisphere and now the Radiation from the Bombs is creeping down south so they have 6 months to live before the radiation hits. Pretty Grim stuff. It's pretty lame so far, I was evxpecting some fights with mutants but All the characters do is live their lives and whinge about how it isn't fair that they have to die sooo soon.