@malokevi

Ain't got s*** on the Trail of Tears.

OUYA's latest patch > pee shivers.

@elegantspock @juboner

If you get all of your friends to report you for having an offensive gamertag, Microsoft will make you change it...free of charge!

@juboner

His real name is John Doe. I just sent him a friend request. We're playing Halo with each other right now.

@RicanV @FAIL_TR0LL

I've recently had a career change. My business is killing zombies in Dead Rising 3...and business is good.

@juboner @elegantspock

That's his Steam username. What a twist.

It's a bittersweet moment for me tonight. Tomorrow my Xbox One will be here and I'll be too immersed in the pleasure it provides. I fear that Gamespot will just be a phase in my pathetic "pre-Xbox One" life. While you trolls and fanboys argue about pixel density and teraflops, I'll be enjoying amazing games and entertainment. The sky is the limit now!

I've never been good at saying goodbye. If you start crying, I'll start crying...just remember all of the good times we've had over the years. I'll try to visit whenever I can, but I can't promise that I'll ever be able to pull myself away from the greatness that the Xbox One provides.

Can't we all just be friends?

@meatz666 @Romeric87

After I discovered Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, American Horror Story, Justified, Game of Thrones............I can't turn the TV off!

@DIGN @maniacalpoet

Iron Maiden Man 3 200/100 > The Dark Knight Never Rises 65/100 > Man of Plastic 40/100

The Avengers can't be rated on any scale known to man...it's perfection personified.