Pimp My Ride? More Like Pimp My Slideshow...

User Rating: 1.5 | Pimp My Ride PSP
What is wrong with this game:
-Frame rate is appalling (It never runs at more than 20 FPS.)
-The driving controls are slippery beyond belief (Worse than the console ports of this game and the drift controls on the first NFS Shift combined.)
-Customer voice acting is beyond irritating (OMG! IT'S XZIBIT!!! PLZ PMP MAH RYDE! *Squeals uncontrollably*).
-Load times are frustratingly long and frequent (One minute load times? Might as well start a game of 20 questions...)
-Idiotic, repetitive minigames (You can earn cash by making people walking down the street dance from the generic hip hop beats playing in your car? Sure why not?)
-Driving physics are atrocious. (i didnt know cars could do the electric slide)
-Dull presentation.
-Numerous bugs, glitches, crashes.

The only good thing about this game is the soundtrack by Xzibit. Other than that, this game does not need to be in your PSP library at all.