Ow... Dinosaur Bites Must Feel Better Than This

User Rating: 3 | Jurassic Park III: Ushinawareta Idenshi GBA
For such a great novel, and such a great movie, Jurassic Park sure has lousy games. I must have been in some sort of dino-induced stupor when I actually bought this game years ago. The worst part of the game is its unresponsive controls, which don't help when you're being pursued by raptors and your only weapon is some blade that looks like a kitchen knife. The "DNA minigame" is also uninspired, a sort of Bust-A-Move without the directions, precise control, or logic. The sound is not quite even average, making it the best part of this worthless game. Crichton and Spielberg should be spinning about in their graves... that is, if they were dead, which is what this game would make them feel like if they were ever to play it.