Postal 2 Cheats For PC

1. Turn off timer in Demo

   Go into the Console
   
   Set Gamestate Demotime 9999
   
   Enjoy the demo for as long as you like

   Contributed by: cubewarrior18 

2. Steam Achievements

   This title has a total of 69 Steam Achievements. Meet the specified conditions, where applicable, to receive the Achievement.

   Achievement
   Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)	40 Year Old Virgin
   Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.	A-Rod Who?
   Killed all of the book protestors in the library.	And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree
   Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.	Anger Management With Roger Clemens
   Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.	Anustart!
   Survived Tuesday.	C U Next Tuesday
   Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)	CAN YOU DIG IT?!
   Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.	Can't Touch This
   Mauled 30 people with your dog.	Cesar Millan is Gay
   Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.	Chapelle's Show
   Killed someone with a flying jump kick.	Chuck Norris'd!
   Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.	Darth Maul'd!
   Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.	Do you even Enzyte, bro?
   Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.	Don't taze me, bro!
   Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.	Door Mat
   Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.	Duck Dynasty
   Wore all three outfits.	FAB-U-LOUS!
   Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.	Fear and Loathing
   Gave a kickoff to a severed head.	Finkle IS Einhorn!
   Discovered the hidden Taliban base. (Secret)	Found 'em faster than GWB
   Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.	Friend of Dorothy
   Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.	Fur Sure!
   Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse. (Secret)	Gary vs. a Giant Penis
   Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.	GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!
   Found one of the hidden underground sewers. (Secret)	Gotta pay the Troll Toll
   Kicked 30 dogs.	Hello, Newman
   Gained your first dog helper.	Here, Wilfred
   Killed over 1,000 people.	Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!
   Committed suicide... the Taliban way.	I Am Legend
   Put out someone that's on fire.	I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you
   Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.	I don't need virgins for this
   Read the newspaper every day.	I should buy a boat
   Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.	I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace
   Exploded a nuclear bomb.	I swear, I thought it was a home fill
   (no official description)	I'm not even supposed to be here today!
   Survived Thursday.	It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays
   Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.	It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog
   Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.	It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway
   Sucked down your own piss.	It's sterile and I like the taste
   Made a very long killing spree. (Secret)	John Rambo'd!
   Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.	Lieberman is our Leader!
   Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.	Michonne ain't got nothin' on me
   Asked a police officer to sign your petition.	Officer McLovin'
   Survived Wednesday.	OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!
   Roasted 30 people with fire.	OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale
   Saved the marching band from explody death.	One time, at band camp...
   Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.	Paid the Piper
   Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.	Planet of the Apes: The Musical
   Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.	Pussy on a Pedestal
   Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.	R. Kelly's Protege
   Totaled 30 cars.	Rebecca Black's Nightmare
   Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.	Reddit would be proud.
   Made 30 zombies lose their heads.	Rick Grimes 4 Life
   Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.	Running With Scissors
   Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.	Scientology Level: OT VIII
   Survived Saturday.	Screw Bill Lumbergh!
   Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it. (Secret)	SCREW that game!
   Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.	Señor Cornballer
   Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.	Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.
   "Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.	Shiva Blast
   Survived Monday.	Someone's got a case of the Mondays!
   Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.	Taxidermy with Chuck Testa
   Finished all seven days.	Thanks for the money!
   Found the secret bank exit on Monday. (Secret)	There's always money in the banana stand
   Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.	Uncle T-Bag
   Kicked open a door.	Well, aren't YOU a badass
   Gave Krotchy the bad touch.	Where's Mr. McGibblets?
   Survived Friday.	Workin' for the Weekend
   Observed an NPC going POSTAL! (Secret)	You are not alone

   Contributed by: Eevee-Trainer 

3. Cheat Codes

   Press the shift and the @ key or the ~ key on some systems to make the Game Console Window Appear. Type in SISSY to enable the cheat modes then enter any of the following below for goodies...

   Effect	Effect
   Osama	All Non-Players become Fanatics
   Whatchutalkinbout	All Non-Players become Gary Coleman
   SwimWithFishes	All Radar Items
   BlockMyAss	Body Armor
   RockinCats	Change Guns to have Cats on them
   IAmTheLaw	Cop Uniform
   walk	Disables flight and ghost modes
   splodincats	Disables ricocheting cats
   slomo 1	disables Slow-Motion
   Whatchutalkingabout	Everyone is Coleman
   LikeABirdy	Fly Mode
   Healthful	Full Health, 4 Medkits
   PacNHeat	Get Every Destructive Weapon
   IFeelFree	Ghost Mode
   SmackDatAss	Gimp Suit
   Alamode	God Mode
   PayLoad	Lots of Ammo in All Weapons
   JewsForJesus	Lots of Cash
   IAmTheOne	Lots of Catnip
   LotsAPussy	Lots of Cats
   BoyAndHisDog	Lots of Dog Treats
   lotsadogs	Lots of Dogs
   PiggyTreats	Lots of Doughnuts
   Jones	Lots of Health Pipes
   iamsolame	Maximum ammo, invincibility, and all weapons
   Ghost	No Clipping (Walk Through Walls)
   headshots	One shot kills
   DokkinCats	Removes Cat Repeating Guns
   Setday	Reset Day to Monday
   FireInYourHole	Rocket Cameras
   nowwedance	Scissors machin gun
   slomo	Slow Motion
   playersonly	Stop Every Non-Triggered Action
   boppincats	When gun is shooting cats, cats will ricochet

   Contributed by: cubewarrior18, eli0918, GeekGear, sirgallahad32, pajo999, TheKillerSpork, Innocent Blood, Koolkyle5 

4. Misc. Codes

   Effect	Effect
   BEHINDVIEW 0	Changes to first person view
   BEHINDVIEW 1	Changes to third person view
   SetAllErrandsUnComplete()	Reset all errands, make hate groups not hate anymore
   ResetCops()	Reset police and wanted status
   SetAllErrandsComplete()	Set all errands complete, turns on hat player groups
   SetTodaysErrandsComplete()	Set all of today's errands as complete, turns on hate player groups
   SetDay(<day number>)	Set the day, all errands before that day completed
   playersonly	Toggle all non-player triggered animations and actions to stop
   Set the day, reload level for that day	WarpToDay(<day number>)

   Contributed by: King0Nothing0, Undergrads2003 

5. Unlcokables

   Unlockable	Unlockable
   Beat the game once	Enhanced Mode

   Contributed by: SushimanX 

Walkthroughs & FAQs

Postal 2: Share the Pain Cheats For PC

1. Multiply Items!

   Ok, first get the item you want to duplicate, (Example: fast food or a health item like doughnuts) I would reccomend having at least 6-10 of it. Now assign two keys to "Drop item". Now select the item in your inventory you want, and rapidly press both keys you assigned to drop the selected item. or press both keys at the same time. You will see how many more items you made after you pick all the items up off the ground.

   NOTE: This does not work with important errand related items such as steaks, Krotchy dolls, as well as money and other objects that when dropped come out in one whole piece and not individually.

   Contributed by: Disgruntledchao 

2. Cheat Codes

   Press ~ or @ to activate the console window. Submit the code "sissy" to unlock cheat mode, then submit 1 of the codes below in the console window to enable a cheat code. <br />*Cheats won't work when playing online*<br />

   Effect	Effect
   packnheat	All destructive weapons
   swimwithfishes	All Radar Related Items
   iamsolame	All weapons, max ammo, & invincibility
   blockmyass	Body Armor
   boppincats	Cats Bounce Off When Being Shot
   ChangeDude()	Change player to opposite morality
   dokkincats	Disable cat shooting guns
   walk	Disable flight and ghost modes
   slomo 1	Disable Slow Motion Mode
   iamtheone	Extra Catnip
   lotsapussy	Extra Cats
   boyandhisdog	Extra Dog Treats
   piggytreats	Extra Doughnuts
   jones	Extra Health Pipes
   jewsforjesus	Extra Money
   osama	Fanatic NPC bystander pawns
   healthful	Full Health + 4 Medkits
   whatchutalkinbou	Gary Coleman NPC bystander pawns
   smackdatass	Gimp Suit
   alamode	God Mode
   rockincats	Guns that use cat silencers now shoot cats
   dogy	Lots of Dogs
   Goto(<level name>)	Map Select
   iamthelaw	Police Uniform
   SetAllErrandsUnComplete()	Reset all errands, make hate groups not hate anymore
   ResetCops()	Reset police and wanted status
   fireinyourhole	Rocket Cameras
   SetAllErrandsComplete()	Set all errands complete, turns on hate player groups
   SetThisDaysErrandsComplete(<day number>)	Set all of indicated day's errands complete, turns on hate player groups
   SetTodaysErrandsComplete()	Set all of today's errands as complete, turns on hate player groups
   SetThisErrandComplete(<errand name>)	Set errand complete, turns on hate player groups
   SetDay(<day number>)	Set the day, all errands before that day completed
   WarpToDay(<day number>)	Set the day, reload level for that day
   slomo	Slow Motion Mode
   playersonly	Toggle all non-player triggered animations and actions to stop
   likeabirdy	Toggle flight mode
   fly	Toggle flight mode (2nd option)
   ifeelfree	Toggle ghost mode

   Contributed by: Undergrads2003, keithg7, pajo999 

Walkthroughs & FAQs

Postal 2: Apocalypse Weekend Cheats For PC

1. Apocalypse Weekend Cheats

   Enter Console in game (Shift ~) then "sissy" to enable cheats
   Next type desired code for desired effect

   Effect	Effect
   swimwiththefishes	'piranha' plug-in
   behindview 0	1st person view
   behindview 1	3rd person view
   gunrack	All Weapons
   blockmyass	body armor
   splodincats	cats bounce off walls - OFF
   boppincats	cats bounce off walls - ON
   iamthelaw	Cop Uniform
   headshots	enables 1 shot kills when shot in head
   Fly	Fly mode
   likeabirdy	flying modes
   blastacap	Full Ammo
   WhyDoIPlay	full ammo and full life
   Ifeelfree	Ghost mode
   smackdatass	Gimp Suit
   InjectLife	gives you 100% health
   limbsnapper	Hit Enemy in head with hammer for silly slo-mo
   alamode	leave you with 1 health
   iamsolame	Leaves you with 1 Health
   jewsforjesus	lots of cash
   iamtheone	lots of catnip
   boyandhisdog	lots of dog treats
   piggytreats	lots of doughnuts
   headshop	lots of health pipes
   catfancy	lots of spinning cats
   walk	retuen to regular walking mode
   fireinyourhole	rocket cam
   rockincats	shoot cats from guns - ON
   dockincats	shoot cats from guns - OFF
   hulksmash	Throw Lots of Hammers
   bladey	Throw Lots of Machettes
   reaperoflove	Throw Lots of Scythes

   Contributed by: Undergrads2003, darthdoughnut, Tehskynetvirus, Guyst 

2. Enhanced Mode

   Finish the game once.

   Unlockable	Unlockable
   Finish Game Once	Enhanced Mode

   Contributed by: Nixedantur 

3. Invincibility

   Type "Sissy" in the console window while in-game then:
   enter "set P2Player bGodMode True" to make you invincible or "set P2Player bGodMode True" to make you mortal.

   These codes must be entered while you are playing in maps.
   

   Effect	Effect
   set P2Player bGodMode False	God Mode Off
   set P2Player bGodMode True	God Mode on

   Contributed by: Claptrap 

Postal 2: Paradise Lost Cheats For PC

1. Steam Achievements

   This title has a total of 20 Steam Achievements. Meet the specified conditions, where applicable, to receive the Achievement.

   Achievement
   Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)	Adderall4All
   (no official description)	Ape Rape
   Rescued your loyal companion.	Better than POSTAL III
   Spent $5,000 on vending machines.	BioShocked
   (no official description)	Bitches Love Cake
   (no official description)	Dick Message
   Reunited with an old friend.	GABAGOOOOOL!
   (no official description)	Ginger Mint
   Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.	Harder than r/gonewild
   (no official description)	Hobo Sexual
   Reunited with an old enemy.	Holocaust: Part Deux
   Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.	My Name is Jesus
   (no official description)	Ode to Eddings
   (no official description)	PooMasher
   Kicked 30 people in the balls.	RAFIBOMB!!!
   Reunited with an old flame.	Rain on your Wedding Day
   Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.	Reddit's Famous Double Dong
   Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.	Rich on Reddit
   Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.	Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad
   Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.	You Snow Nothing John Blow

   Contributed by: Eevee-Trainer