The Following opens up Monday Night Raw:
*Raw opens up to no opening video, no pyro, and no music. Instead, Spideynerd is standing in the ring behind a podium, with the button sitting on a stand next to him. There are people with camera's all around the ring, it's almost like this is a press confrence of some sort. The fans are making a lot of noise, but they quite down, and Spidey begins to talk*
Spidey: Last Monday I told everyone what was going to happen here tonight. I'm going to press this button sitting right next to me. But what does it do? That's what I'm about to tell you all. However, before I do that, I need to tell a little story. You see, it has been one year and one month since I took over the WOTU. I had big things planned for this place, and things were going great at first, but lately things have gotten out of control. We hold two PPVs a month, usually two weeks a part, but everyone has been focusing on the less important match of the two. I don't blame them, but it has effected the big time feuds, and the fact the little time feuds are getting more attention than the big time feuds really angers me. Yes, I brought the TNA PPVs to this company, so I'm to blame for them... And that's one of the things this button will do, it will get rid of TNA PPVs.
*The crowd gives a mixed reaction to that one, as the people with camera's are seen talking to one another before the main camera cuts back to Spidey*
Spidey: But of course that isn't all this button does. All along I've told you guys what this button does, but no one caught on. This currently is the third cycle of the WOTU. The first cycle was it's birth, the second cycle was the JandSman take over, and finally, the third cycle was me taking over... But this button resets the WOTU, thus bringing in the fourth cycle of the WOTU... WOTU 4.0 if you will. The current champions will keep their titles. The current Money in the Bank holders will keep their briefcases... But that's all that will stay the same from the third WOTU cycle.
*The crowd is again giving mixed reactions to this one, including "What?" and "This is Awesome!" chants*
Spidey: The superstars in the back will have the opportunity to rebuild themselves if they wish. If someone like Killerband wishes to become a good guy again without doing something to signal that, he can do as such. If someone in a current tag team wishes to break away and do something else, they can do that, without even mentioning their former tag team ever existing. In other words, the WOTU is starting fresh. I expect much of the same, but that's just how everyone is. But since we are starting a new, the current WOTU rules will be thrown out the window. Anything can and will go once I press this button. I'm trusting everyone of you in the back to not go over board with relationships, or anything crazy like that. I also want to see people actually focus on building one single feud, and not several mini ones. I don't want to see people go over board with twitter promos either. Don't have a twitter battle, instead, put your thoughts into a promo and call out the person you were addressing on twitter. If you aren't feuding with them, then don't address them. It's just that simple. Now that I've got that out of the way, it's time to press the button.
*Spidey turns to the button, and presses it. The lights go out, and when they come back on, the people with the camera's are gone. The podium and the button are also gone. Spidey still remains in the ring, and replacing the podium and button is a table with a cover over it. Spidey has his signature mic in his right hand and begins to talk*
Spidey: Welcome to Monday Night Raw! It's the beginning of a new era, and with a new era means new Championship belts! First up is the new WOTU Championship, which of course belongs to me.
*Spidey moves the cover over slightly to reveal a brand new WOTU Championship belt, to which he picks up and puts around his waist ()*
Spidey: Next is a title that belongs to a good friend of mine, Crulex... So Crulex, why don't you come down here? And why don't ThePlayer, FrenchDynasty and Superpinkgirl get down here as well?
*Crulex, Player, and Hockey head down to the ring, without their previous titles, a little bit confused as to what just happened. They slip into the ring as Spidey moves the cover once more to reveal a new WOTU Intercontinental Championship belt. Crulex picks it up and puts it around his waist ()*
Spidey: ThePlayer, the next title belt is yours.
*Spidey moves the cover once more to reveal a brand new WOTU X-Division Championship belt. He picks it up and hands it to ThePlayer, who also puts it around his waist ()*
Spidey: And last, but not least, the Tag Team Championship belts, who belong to FrenchDynasty and Superpinkgirl.
*Spidey removes the cover completely and reveals two brand new WOTU Tag Team Championship bellts. FrenchDynasty and Superpinkgirl pick them up, and put them over their shoulders ( )*
Spidey: Now, while all of us are together, it is time to reveal the official poster for the Night of Champions PPV, where we will all defend our title belts.
*The tron reveals this picture:
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Spidey: Now that's a poster if I've ever seen one! Stay tuned for the rest of Monday Night Raw, and also be sure to check out Twitter tonight for some interesting information.
*Raw cuts to commercial*
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