The moment is here
the code has been broken
SAVE_US REDHERRING7
SAVE_US REDHERRING6
SAVE_US REDHERRIN56
SAVE_US REDHERRI456
SAVE_US GEDHERRI456
SAVE_US_GEDHERRY456
SAVE_US GADHEGRY456
SAVE_US GAMHEGRY456
SAVE_US GAMEEGRY456
SAVE_US GAMERGRY456
SAVE_US GAMERGUY456
*fireworks erupt*
*the crowd pops for the song*
*redherring7 has been revealed to have been Gamerguy456 the whole time*
cole: OHHHHH MYYYYYYYY
JBL: shortest retirement ever
*gamer makes his way to the ring*
*he stares at the crowd as they cheer for him*
*gamer then sees a picture of corrective chaos on the tron*
*he stares at the picture and gives it a thumbs up*
*but it slowly becomes a thumbs down*
*gamer grabs a mic*
Gamer: thats right folks im back
*crowd cheers*
Gamer: here is the thing though people ....i never left
you see my contract had expired but it turned out that the morning after wrestlemania Eve the beautiful Eve managed to score a new contract for me the deal was done under the table and for that persons sake i wont reveal anything because i dont want corrective chaos going after that person.
Thats right folks that wasnt a retirement speech i was going to announce that i had been resigned but thanks to spidey
*crowd boos*
Gamer: i got jumped by his goons so yes i had been resigned there was no retirement no nothing
IM BACK BABY
*crowd cheers*
Gamer: unfortunately Eve wont be returning for a while due to a tombstone to the ramp
*crowd boos*
Gamer: my targets right now are corrective chaos and YOU BET YOUR ASS THAT I AM STILL YOUR WOTU CHAMPION
Thats right CP you little psychotic bas**** you aint the only champ i never lost that title Spidey's goons took it away from me
yes folks i was behind those cryptic videos
and i figured what better way then to have them play than during a corrective chaos segment because whether you like him or hate him spidey draws
he is the most watched person in wotu right now
IM HERE TO SAVE US FROM CORRECTIVE CHAOS
*crowd cheers*
Gamer: im here to save us from Crulex and his boring personality
im here to save us from static and his cheesy ass 1950's haircut
im here to save us from the psychotic out of control CP
im here to save us from Alichino Spidey's 2 dollar $lu* of a wife
But most importantly im here to save us from Spidey
so get ready folks because from here on out its gonna be 100% entertainment
The first thing im gonna do is go after my wotu title
however regardless of a title or not after that...
Im going after spidey and corrective chaos
and when im done
THE WOTU FANS WILL SHOUT LOUDLY...AND PROUDLY
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
OUR WOTU CHAMPION AND THE HERO WHO TOOK DOWN CORRECTIVE CHAOS
THE ONE THE ONLY
MRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
GAMMMMMMEEEERRRGUYYYYYYYYYYYYY
*gamer points his mic into the air*
crowd: GAMMMMEERRRGUUYYYYYYYYY
*gamer drops his mic and leaves the ring*
*he gets to the ramp and stares at the picture of corrective chaos*
*he flips off the picture*
cole: wow gamer has unretired
Jbl: DID YOU NOT LISTEN HE NEVER RETIRED AT ALL YOU MORON
*impact fades to commercial*
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