The Declassified PRU Files.

Written by Hybrid King

Illustrated by Giratina

Episode 1 Part 1-The Hell?

Cast:

HybridKing-"Hybrid"

Megamannt123-"Mega"

Fablesway-"Fable"-coughsamacough

Giratina98-"Giratina"

Sniper-Gamer-"Sniper"

dorthie2-"Captain"

Gamerofmario1-"GOM"

The gang was in their office on a hot day. Mega and Fable were sitting together on the couch looking affectionately at each other. Hybrid was in his chair lounging back looking at a report. Sniper was reading a japanese newspaper near Hybrid and Giratina was intently working a sculpture.

"We need a new team name" Hybrid said.

"A new one? When did we ever have one?" Sniper asked

"Good point" Hybrid said, "So...thoughts anyone?" he added

No one answered.

"Anyone?" Hybrid asked again.

No one answered again.

"Sniper, cover your ears" Hybrid said to Sniper

Sniper took out earmuffs and taped them as tightly as he could to his ears as Hybrid took out a gun and shot in everyone's direction, causing them to look at him in horror.

"Now that I have your attention" Hybrid said casually, "What do you think would make a good nickname?"

"MY SCULPTURE! YOU SHOT MY SCLUPTURE!" Giratina blurted out

"That name is to long" Hybrid said

Giratina just looked at Hybrid.

"What? Oh the sculpture? What about it?" Hybrid asked

"THE BULLET....hole?" Giratina said pointing to the non-existent scar on the sculpture, "Where...how...what?" he added

"Anyway, what about you two?" Hybrid asked as Giratina began the sculpture for a bullet hole

You were thinking of shooting us weren't you...asshat Mega thought.

"Team Amore?" Fable said hopefully

"What about you Mega?" Hybrid said ignoring Fable.

"Hey don't ignore me!" Fable shouted.

"Uh...the Sarcastic All-Stars?" Mega said

"You too?!" Fable shouted to Mega

"Hmm...I was thinking something short and simple" Hybrid said

"Don't carry on a conversation like I'm not here!" Fable shouted

"So you're not with us in spirit? Guess Mega wasn't dating a ghost after all" Hybrid said

"...Shut up" Sniper said

"This...is insane, there was a bullet hole here and there's hamsters coming out of that spot and turning into bubbles!!" Giratina said.

Some gun... Fable, Mega and Sniper thought

...Forgot I had to pick up Red's new album today Hybrid thought

"We blow things up alot, how bout something based on thaaaaaa.....!" Hybrid couldn't finish as he and Mega suddenly fell through holes in the floor that formed beneath them. The holes led through the Atlantic, past Newfoundland, over the moon under the nine circles of hell and to the left of Alberqerque.

"God...dammit...Dorthie..." Hybrid said

TO BE CONTINUED...

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Episode 1 Part 2-Mission Irresponsible (Part1)

"Ah HK, Mega, you both made it" Dorthie said

"Don't get all casual with us you did that on purpose" Hybrid said

"HK?" Mega asked

"Don't worry about that" Hybrid said

"I know the 'H' is for Hybrid, but what about the 'K'?" Mega asked

A shark tank appeared as Charlie Sheen fell in and was eaten.

"Like I said Mega...don't worry about that" Hybrid said

"Uh...what just...what the hell?" Mega said, "Who's writing this?"

"Don't sweat the details" Hybrid said

Who is this guy Mega thought

"You really wanna know?" Hybrid asked, a creepy aura forming around him

"So Dorthie...I mean Captain, why are we here?" Mega asked quickly

"Tch...spoilsport" Hybrid said quietly as Giratina, Fable and Sniper came into the office

"Wait, you mean you three didn't thrown around the galaxy like us?" Hybrid asked.

"No, we just used the stairs" Giratina said

A vein appeared on Hybrid's head

"How can you be angry, you don't have a heart" Sniper said

"Oh no its not that, this vein means it gonna rain" Hybrid said

Who is this guy Everyone else thought

"Ahem, if you're all done, lets get started" Dorthie said, "Its come to my attention that one of our agents, GOM1 was captured recently"

"...Amateur" Hybrid said quietly

"Just as pleasant as ever" Fable said sarcastically

"Work on your sarcasm Fable-sama" Hybrid said

"QUIT CALLING ME THAT!" Fable shouted

"He was captured while carrying very confidential documents" Dorthie said

"NOW YOU'RE IGNORING ME?!" Fable shouted

"You know I'd never ignore you Fable" Mega said in a flirting tone

"Oh you" Fable said smiling

"Not in front of me please, thank you" Hybrid said

"Oh fine" Fable said

"You really hate romance don't you" Sniper said

"What gave you that idea?" Hybrid asked sarcastically

"Anyway, he's being held in a maximum security prison across town and you guys need to bust him out" Dorthie said.

"Sure, and we'll even hold back on the destruction" Hybrid said

"Really?!" Dorthie asked stunned

"...No" Hybrid said

Dorthie rolled her eyes

"Alright everyone, gather up your things and get ready and you two" Hybrid said pointing to Mega and Fable, "No kissing in the van again" he added

"Ugh...fine" Mega and Fable in unison

"When do we leave?" Giratina asked

"Now, get to the garage" Hybrid said

"No need" Dorthie said pressing a button, sending Hybrid and Mega into capsules that launched them into space, past the 9th Dimension, through the Endless White Void, near the land of Ferelden, to the left of Alberqerque and down into the garage. Hybrid and Mega climbed out of the capsule.

"Next time...we take the stairs" Hybrid said

"Agreed" Mega said

TO BE CONTINUED...

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Episode 2-Mission Irresponible (Part 2)

The gang gathered up their belongings and went out to the van. It took them 6 hours to get to the prison GOM1 was locked up in. During that time, Hybrid sent a sheep out into space, Giratina twice almost fell into a sinkhole, Sniper met with a diplomat of another world and negotitated a peace treat and Mega and Fable drew up plans for their dream home whereupon Hybrid used it to clean the windshield.

"Okay, here we are" Giratina said getting out of the car.

Hybrid got out and looked around. "Pretty late, probably should have checked my stocks when I had the chance" he said.

Sniper looked at Hybrid with a puzzled look, What does he do in his spare time he thought

Hybrid look at him with a creepy smile, "What? I need a hobby too you know" Hybrid said maniacally

"Quit acting like you have emotions dammit!" Sniper shouted

"Um, guys...we have someone to save" Mega said

"Its amazing how easily we get off tangents" Fable said

"All cause of Hybrid" Giratina said

"Jealous?" Hybrid asked

Asshat Everyone thought

"How can an ass wear a hat?" Hybrid asked

"QUIT GETTING OFF TANGENTS!" Giratina said

"Fine fine, lets get this over with" Hybrid said, "Giratina, you have the blueprints?" he added, looking at Giratina.

"Here" Giratina said handing them to Hybrid

Hybrid studied the schematics.

"Anything?" Fable asked

"Yeah, I think I forgot to fill up the ice tray" Hybrid said

"Hybrid..." Giratina said annoyed

"Hmm? Oh, right" Hybrid said, "Giratina, Mega, there's a guard tower on the west side of the prison that serves as a security center, take out any guards there and seize it. Sniper, once he does, tap into the security network and commandeer the cameras" he added.

"And me?" Fable asked hopefully.

"Fable you...get yourself caught" Hybrid said

"Hey!" Fable shouted

"Kidding, kidding" Hybrid said, "Come with me, we'll go look for GOM1, we'll enter by the southeast entrance, find some guards and take their uniform, should make it easier for us to blend in" he added

"Once I have control of the cameras, I'll point to GOM1's cell" Sniper said

"Good, lets move" Hybrid said.

Giratina and Mega made it to the security outpost rather uneventfully.

"Idk why the author called seeing walking sunglasses 'uneventful'" Giratina said

"Think he's seen it before?" Mega asked

"I don't wanna know" Giratina said shaking his head.

They peeked inside and found two guards asleep at their desks, took them out and called Sniper.

"Alright, we got the outpost" Mega said.

"Hacking..." Sniper said, "...Got it, patched in, Hybrid, Fable, go" he added

Hybrid and Fable walked into the prison, looked around the corner and spotted two guards coming towards them. "I got this" Hybrid said pulling out a shark tank from his pocket.

How the hell did he did he fit something like into his pockets... Fable thought. Without the guards suspecting a thing, Hybrid set up a trap door and put the tank inside.

"Wow...those guards are taking long if you had time to do all that" Fable said when the guards fell in. Hybrid watched as the guards were eaten. "I think I'll have a pizza wen we get back" he said. Fable said nothing, just looked at Hybrid when she saw Charlie Sheen crawl out of the shark tank. "Wow, you will not believe what I went through to get out of there" he said breathing hard.

"Hybrid, lets go, now" Fable said pushing Hybrid forward.

They took the uniforms and changed in separate rooms. Hybrid came out a few minutes later and waited for Fable. During that time he balanced his checkbook, found a cure for world hunger, created a big bang in a paralle universe, painted a cell block white and proclaimed himself the ruler of the Andromeda galaxy. Fable came out adjusting the sleeves of her outift.

"Took your own sweet time" Hybrid said.

"You think I can look good in a heartbeat?" Fable said

"The fact it took you so long worries me" Hybrid muttered

"What was that?" Fable asked

"Oh nothing, lets go" Hybrid said in a bored tone.

"Hybrid, I found GOM1, he's in a cell 3 floors above you" Sniper said, the nearest staircase to you will take you to the floor but it'll leave you on the opposite side of him" he added.

"Not a problem, lets go Fable" Hybrid said

Hybrid and Fable climbed the staircase and made it to the third floor.

"What kind of staircase has no stairs" Hybrid said putting away his climbing equipment. "Hmm? Fable? Where are you?" he asked when he spotted Fable climbing onto the floor.

"I hate this place" she said breathing hard

"You'll live" Hybrid said, "C'mon"

They walked around the floor, passing a clown in a strait jacket, Daffy Duck smoking pot, Merlin the Wizard talking to himself and Charlie Sheen stuck to a wall

"How did he get locked up so quickly?" Fable asked when she heard a familiar voice call out to them.

They looked around and found their prisoner.

"GOM1 I presume" Hybrid said

TO BE CONTINUED...

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