Final Fantasy Fans Union Five Word Story Game Update
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One day when only clouds, dark and ominous were visible, Kefka decided he wanted to go to the weapon shop and buy himself a big arsenal, as he was planning to do a job for someone.
"Going all out i see" Kefka said to the weaponsmith.
"You're the one buying, so why are you telling me?"
"Just friendly chatting is all I need to say. So if you got a problem then why don't you get your weapon and fight me?"
"But you baught them all!"
"Oh I did. Fight me!"
"You dare challange my strength?"
"Oh I certainly do." The two grabbed their swords and stared at one another with hatred looks. The weaponsmith was ready to fight, but hesitated of Kefka's gold armor that shone like the sun and made a protection ring around him. This scared the weaponsmith, but then he slashed his own wrists as he knew he would get killed anyway.
Kefka then turned and left. Kefka then saw someone he recognized as an old friend, the man had a long sword and was carying it on his back. He had long spiky yellow hair and had a serious frown on his face that said a lot. As soon as Kefka walked up to him, he could see the man didn't recognize him. This surprised Kefka a bit, so he began to greet him as he normally would.
"Hello Cloud, do you remember me?" Cloud stared at him.
"I don't know, remind me."
Kefka became angry and strangled Cloud in his mind. "I am not a psycopath" Kefka repeated. "I am Kefka, your old friend"
"Kefka?"
"Don't you remember me?" Kefka punches him.
"Now I do."
"Good. What happened to you?"
"Not much, just hanging around."
"Cool, so where have you been hanging around?" Kefka asked.
"I've been at Tifa's bar trying to get a hook for my fishing rod but, but she did not have any."
"Why on earth were you shopping for a fishing hook?"
"I needed a break from doing all of these jobs that I've been doing lately."
"How about I help you?"
"What do you have in mind of helping me, huh?"
"I'm planning on going on a hunt to find hidden treasure."
"What sort of hidden treasure are you talking about?"
"I've heard rumors that the treasure is only about 72 hours away from here on" Kefka told Cloud.
Cloud nodded. "By what method of transport coudl we take to arrive?"
"We could... a car... and drive there. Let's go!"
"But we need a car, let's ask my friend Yuna."
The scene fades out as the two walk off in the distance, and a quick flash of Snow, summoning Shiva in motorcycle form appears. After that, the scene fades into a long time of darkness...
As the FFFU rises from the lage wasteland of inactivity, the officers got their powerful tactics taht would bring back the powerful empire that Gesthal built. Then one member by The Holy Order of the Final Order of Members, named Balmane, suggested that the union should continue to recruit members so that world domination would be ours to take. But with a member that rages fire at all trolls and annoying kids, maniamsmart and angelbless decided to ignore Yonathin's amazingly genius post.
Soon Auron joined the union to spread his genius around, but an evil Sephiroth came and burned the plae flat. Sephiroth walked away with a piece of paper that read, 'Do as I ask, and I will bake some muffins.'
The audience stared mouth-opened, awaiting the delicious baked goods. The play continued as Sephiroth pulled out his baking pan, and began to cook the muffins before a flash of lights started, as the stage exploded killing Sephiroth forever.
Cloud appeared to mourn his dirty grilled chocobo burger, which was charred druing the explosion. The audience was safe, but their lunch was gone, they rampaged for the return of Kentucky Fried Chicken sandwiches. After the rowd stopped, the Colonel appeared from behind the stage and began to pass out...
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