Watch Dogs and Ubisoft are a joke

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#1 NathanDrakeSwag
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http://i.imgur.com/XsCuAK7.gif

One month from launch and they can't even make a window disappear.

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#2 uninspiredcup  Online
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If it's anything like Ass Creed, the main problem will be 1/3 of the game is a tutorial and 2/3 are highly linear hand holding missions in which it's nigh on impossible to fail.

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#3 Bigboi500
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At least try to be intelligible.

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#4 SuperCowElitist
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That is clearly running on the Xbox one. Games running on Xbox One will just be Smoke and Mirror.

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#5 Jacanuk
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@NathanDrakeSwag said:

http://i.imgur.com/XsCuAK7.gif

One month from launch and they can't even make a window disappear.

Troll be troll eh?

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#6 mrintro
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Finally, some people I can agree with on this game. The game looks boring as hell. Press square to hack - wow! Amazing!

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#7  Edited By NameIess_One
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@uninspiredcup said:

If it's anything like Ass Creed, the main problem will be 1/3 of the game is a tutorial and 2/3 are highly linear hand holding missions in which it's nigh on impossible to fail.

Yeah, and another thing, it'll be filled by a whole lot of mundane and repetitive tasks, Ubisoft are masters at padding, putting in some actual work into their games, that must be completed before you can hopefully have some fun (viewpoints in AC, radio towers in FC3).

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#8 nini200
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Lol wow I never would have noticed that :lol:

And the Playstation logo at the top :lol: but which console is this really running on though because I thought no PS4 footage has been shown yet?

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#9  Edited By cfisher2833
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@mrintro said:

Finally, some people I can agree with on this game. The game looks boring as hell. Press square to hack - wow! Amazing!

Well, you'd have to be a bit foolish to believe Ubisoft would create something like Quadrilateral Cowboy, where hacking is actually cool and complex.

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#10 Lulu_Lulu
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I can't defend this game anymore than you can critisize it simply because its not out yet. But from what I can gather, the idea that its "press button to hack" isn't bad because its a decision mechanic, so those should never be complicated. Its more like "do I hack the lights and make a break for it in the Dark or do I hack the (something more direct) and take my chances in a full on firefight. Its about decisions & strategic freedom and if Ubiisoft knows whats good for them, they'l pour all their resources into that, otherwise its over before it even begins.

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#11  Edited By cfisher2833
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btw, that's PS4 footage not XB1 footage according to the guys at NeoGAF who posted the vid.

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#12 WilliamRLBaker
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lol are you really showing footage of a game that hasn't even gone gold?

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#13  Edited By jhonMalcovich
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The window has health regeneration.

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#14 k2theswiss
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@NathanDrakeSwag: hehe lol Hope it's glitched

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#15  Edited By princeofshapeir
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The game just looks and feels like Assassin's Creed, which entails an incredibly shallow, noninteractive, generic open world with very little detail. I realize Rockstar had the biggest budget for a game ever with GTA V, but the allure with their open-world games are always the insane attention to detail which lend the environments such atmosphere and immersion.

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#16  Edited By Zensword
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WD looks boring as fvck. Hacking gets old in 15 minutes

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#17 BIOKILLER123
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@jhonMalcovich: I lol'd.

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#18  Edited By Suppaman100
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Atleast give the game a chance.

Don't expect a GTA game though.

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#19 Promised_Trini
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That clearly isn't running on XB1 like some fake boys think,there's a big ass PS logo lol.So my guess is PS3 cause I haven't seen any PS4 footage yet.

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#20 sukraj
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@WilliamRLBaker said:

lol are you really showing footage of a game that hasn't even gone gold?

WOTS up bud

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#21 kipsta77
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Oh, that's it! Pre-order cancelled!

/sarcasm

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#22 SteXmaN
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OMG,worst game ever

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#23  Edited By Jankarcop
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This game will be a treat on pc. lol consoles.

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#24 dommeus
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@NathanDrakeSwag said:

http://i.imgur.com/XsCuAK7.gif

One month from launch and they can't even make a window disappear.

Who f*cking cares?

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#25 Sushiglutton
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@NameIess_One said:

@uninspiredcup said:

If it's anything like Ass Creed, the main problem will be 1/3 of the game is a tutorial and 2/3 are highly linear hand holding missions in which it's nigh on impossible to fail.

Yeah, and another thing, it'll be filled by a whole lot of mundane and repetitive tasks, Ubisoft are masters at padding, putting in some actual work into their games, that must be completed before you can hopefully have some fun (viewpoints in AC, radio towers in FC3).

Sadly this is true :(. Ubi has a lot of talented people when it comes to all the technical/artistic aspects like graphics, art, music, sound etc etc. When it comes to what you actually do in the games it kind of falls apart.

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#26  Edited By John_Matherson
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@NathanDrakeSwag said:

http://i.imgur.com/XsCuAK7.gif

One month from launch and they can't even make a window disappear.

ubisoft can go fk themselves along with ea, bungie and microsoft

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#27 silversix_
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been saying this for ages. ppl working for Ubi are *********

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#28 -RPGamer-
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Can't wait a month? >_>

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#29 dreamdude
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I don't know what happened, I used to be super hyped for this game.

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#30 sukraj
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@WilliamRLBaker said:

lol are you really showing footage of a game that hasn't even gone gold?

hey up bud

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#31 sukraj
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@-RPGamer- said:

Can't wait a month? >_>

I cant wait too.

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#32 kraken2109
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Learn to insert image

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#33  Edited By Chrome-
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So I guess everybody hates WD now?

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#34 Lucianu
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The original post is as shitty as one can get.

Anyway, i don't get this sudden jump on the hate bandwagon, given the attention to detail in the most recent video of the game. It looks like a spiritual succesor to the original Deus Ex, to me, every element taken to the next level.

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#35 The_Last_Ride
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That's the only issue you have? Could be a glitch for all we know

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#36 AtariKidX
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It is just a glitch.

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#37  Edited By TheDidact
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I'm not worried about windows. I'm worried about the game having another Ubisoft 5-6 hour tutorial and shallow repetitive missions.

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#38 Heil68
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I'm still looking forward to playing it.

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#39 Jack-Burton
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Ol' Jack heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor... I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.

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#40 John_Matherson
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@Jack-Burton said:

Ol' Jack heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor... I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.

Alright, Rorschach.

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#41  Edited By CyberLips
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@NathanDrakeSwag said:

http://i.imgur.com/XsCuAK7.gif

One month from launch and they can't even make a window disappear.

lmaooo

But it looks like a cool game, roaming through the city hacking stuff. :D

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#43 CyberLips
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@John_Matherson:

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#44 deactivated-5c79c3cfce222
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@Bigboi500 said:

At least try to be intelligible.

one mont rfhom launchan h dtey acn't eve nmaek a wiodwn disappaer

Is that better?

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#45 R4gn4r0k
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@Jankarcop said:

This game will be a treat on pc. lol consoles.

I fear for the PC version. As all we saw was the very first footage of the game and after that Ubisoft has showed nothing but the console versions...

Ubisoft would never lie to PC gamers, would they ?

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#46 GarGx1
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@R4gn4r0k said:

@Jankarcop said:

This game will be a treat on pc. lol consoles.

I fear for the PC version. As all we saw was the very first footage of the game and after that Ubisoft has showed nothing but the console versions...

Ubisoft would never lie to PC gamers, would they ?

I guess we'll see when it comes out but Ubisoft have likely had some cash from Sony show off PS3/4 versions rather than the PC version.

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#47 Macutchi
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the fact it's made by ubisoft is the one thing preventing me from getting my hopes up too much for this game, despite how good it looks. ditto the division

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#48 MercenaryMafia
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I've lost interest in this game due to the fact that I feel like I have seen the entire game already from PR overload.

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#49 mems_1224
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damn, that ps4 version is looking awful

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#50 m_machine024
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-____- You're real' picky, man.