The Naughtiest Game You Ever Bought?

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#1 Edited by freedomfreak (48796 posts) -

MAN WOMAN LIVE TOGETHER

Well, our medium, video games, is filled with games that would be considered... lewd. Yes, we all love them, but we don't want to talk about them. It makes us look like basement dwelling virgins, and BY GOD, we are!

Now, what's the naughtiest game you ever bought? A game you order from Amazon OR digitally!

I WOULD go for Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad. Like watching Game of Thrones with your parents..

There's a "Dress Up" mode :garfield:

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#2 Posted by LadyBlue (4937 posts) -

I once watched Game of Thrones with my moms, we admired Drogo's might.

Hard to say, I don't feel shame for the games I get.

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#3 Posted by SYSTEM-REBOOT (658 posts) -

Define Naughty game. in which sense?

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#4 Edited by PrincessGomez92 (4542 posts) -

Dead or Alive Xtreme 2. Those "swimsuits" get uh... pretty skimpy. And there's a camera mode, save your pictures. But I bought it for the fun gameplay. Butt battles rule, just like Helena in a Godfather.

And I also got Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad. It's not subtle at all.

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#5 Posted by freedomfreak (48796 posts) -
@ladyblue said:

I once watched Game of Thrones with my moms, we admired Drogo's might.

Hard to say, I don't feel shame for the games I get.

Oh yeah, this is not really a guilty pleasure thing, because there's no such thing as guilty pleasure 8)

Just whatever you think is naughty, or would be considered naughty.

@system-reboot said:

Define Naughty game. in which sense?

Whips. Penises. Hot women. Boobs. Bikinis. Zombies. I mean.. for real?

@princessgomez92 said:

Dead or Alive Xtreme 2. Those "swimsuits" get uh... pretty skimpy.

That beats Onechanbara :p

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#6 Posted by LadyBlue (4937 posts) -

@system-reboot said:

Define Naughty game. in which sense?

You only play manly games.

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#7 Edited by Lulu_Lulu (19564 posts) -

Dead or Alive.

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#8 Edited by SYSTEM-REBOOT (658 posts) -

@freedomfreak said:

Whips. Penises. Hot women. Boobs. Bikinis. Zombies. I mean.. for real?

Meh...

is shadow warrior count as naughty? lo wang suppose to be funny and badass at same time. he make me laugh sometimes.

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#9 Edited by Enforcedspot (2915 posts) -

I haven't bought any games like that but will be bayonetta 2 once I get it if that counts.

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#10 Posted by freedomfreak (48796 posts) -
@system-reboot said:

Meh...

is shadow warrior count as naughty? lo wang suppose to be funny and badass at same time. he make me laugh sometimes.

Yeah, I mean, I don't know. Does it have dildos?

@Enforcedspot said:

I haven't bought any games like that but soon bayonetta 2 if that counts.

Oh, Bayonetta ranks high at the naughty list, so definitely!

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#11 Posted by SYSTEM-REBOOT (658 posts) -

@ladyblue said:

@system-reboot said:

Define Naughty game. in which sense?

You only play manly games.

correct. i play those games that make me feel like badass.

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#12 Posted by wolverine4262 (20723 posts) -

Senran Kagura Burst.

Honorable mentions: Bayonetta, Killer is Dead.

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#13 Posted by SYSTEM-REBOOT (658 posts) -
@freedomfreak said:

Yeah, I mean, I don't know. Does it have dildos?

Who? dildos? whats that?

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#14 Posted by freedomfreak (48796 posts) -
@wolverine4262 said:

Senran Kagura Burst.

Honorable mentions: Bayonetta, Killer is Dead.

Wait..You BOUGHT Senran Kagura Burst? Damn!

Actually, yes. I forgot about Killer Is Dead. Especially if you cant the extra content .XRAY GLASSES.

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#15 Posted by bbkkristian (14971 posts) -

Are Tonelico Qoga.

I took that s*** back. Never again.

But it was just a bad game in general. I guess Dead or Alive would be the next choice.

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#16 Posted by freedomfreak (48796 posts) -
@system-reboot said:

Who? dildos? whats that?

Sex toys. You're telling me you don't have a dildo for yourself?

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#17 Posted by freedomfreak (48796 posts) -
@bbkkristian said:

Are Tonelico Qoga.

I took that s*** back. Never again.

But it was just a bad game in general. I guess Dead or Alive would be the next choice.

Mmmm.. You're hot, bbkkristian. Who is your favorite DOA girl?

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#18 Edited by wolverine4262 (20723 posts) -

@freedomfreak said:

Wait..You BOUGHT Senran Kagura Burst? Damn!

Actually, yes. I forgot about Killer Is Dead. Especially if you cant the extra content .XRAY GLASSES.

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#19 Posted by LadyBlue (4937 posts) -

@system-reboot said:
@freedomfreak said:

Yeah, I mean, I don't know. Does it have dildos?

Who? dildos? whats that?

It's an object used for pleasure.

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#20 Posted by commonfate (13313 posts) -

@system-reboot said:
@freedomfreak said:

Yeah, I mean, I don't know. Does it have dildos?

Who? dildos? whats that?

It's a cooking utensil.

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#21 Posted by bbkkristian (14971 posts) -

@freedomfreak: I need an adult...

Kasumi <3

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#22 Posted by parkurtommo (28262 posts) -

I have Sakura Spirit. But it was gifted to me on Steam.

I think that's about it, I don't really buy that kind of stuff, if you know what I mean.

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#23 Posted by commonfate (13313 posts) -

@parkurtommo said:

I have Sakura Spirit. But it was gifted to me on Steam.

I think that's about it, I don't really buy that kind of stuff, if you know what I mean.

but you had it wishlisted

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#24 Posted by freedomfreak (48796 posts) -
@wolverine4262 said:

I love you, too.

@bbkkristian said:

I need an adult...

Kasumi <3

Understandable. Ayane master race though 8)

@parkurtommo said:

I have Sakura Spirit. But it was gifted to me on Steam.

I think that's about it, I don't really buy that kind of stuff, if you know what I mean.

A friend showed me some pictures of it. Girls covered in pudding. For sure, "gifted".

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#25 Edited by parkurtommo (28262 posts) -

@commonfate said:

@parkurtommo said:

I have Sakura Spirit. But it was gifted to me on Steam.

I think that's about it, I don't really buy that kind of stuff, if you know what I mean.

but you had it wishlisted

Shh

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#26 Posted by mems_1224 (55082 posts) -

My brother bought The Guy Game. He only got it because he collects a bunch of games but he never played it. I did, it was way too hard to get to the boobs. I can't think of any naughty games I've bought with my money.

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#27 Posted by freedomfreak (48796 posts) -
@mems_1224 said:

My brother bought The Guy Game. He only got it because he collects a bunch of games but he never played it. I did, it was way too hard to get to the boobs. I can't think of any naughty games I've bought with my money.

Way too hard to get to the boobs? Sounds like Dark Souls.

Great chest ahead.

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#28 Edited by mems_1224 (55082 posts) -

@freedomfreak said:

@mems_1224 said:

My brother bought The Guy Game. He only got it because he collects a bunch of games but he never played it. I did, it was way too hard to get to the boobs. I can't think of any naughty games I've bought with my money.

Way too hard to get to the boobs? Sounds like Dark Souls.

Great chest ahead.

Nah, Dark Souls has more boobs than that game

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#29 Posted by freedomfreak (48796 posts) -
@mems_1224 said:

Nah, Dark Souls has more boobs than that game

Obviously, they locked it behind Ornstein and Smough. I think that's the most sadistic thing From Software has ever pulled.

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#30 Posted by getyeryayasout (10409 posts) -

There was an indie game on 360 where you build a tower out of banana hammock wearing men by having them hold on to different parts of each other's anatomy. I played the demo, and since that's actual physical contact as opposed to simple voyeurism, I'm voting for that.

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#31 Posted by foxhound_fox (95254 posts) -

Dead Or Alive: Xtreme 2

Wish I still owned it though. Traded it in for credit towards Assassin's Creed II.

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#32 Posted by speedfreak48t5p (11898 posts) -

The Last of Us

Uncharted 1,2,3

Crash Bandicoot

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#33 Posted by silversix_ (23286 posts) -

Rapelay. Bought three copies. Gifted one to my sister, kept one for myself and sold the other on ebay for $180. Best purchase NA.

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#34 Edited by dommeus (9433 posts) -
@system-reboot said:
@freedomfreak said:

Yeah, I mean, I don't know. Does it have dildos?

Who? dildos? whats that?

lol how old are you?! 7?!

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#35 Posted by freedomfreak (48796 posts) -
@getyeryayasout said:

There was an indie game on 360 where you build a tower out of banana hammock wearing men by having them hold on to different parts of each other's anatomy. I played the demo, and since that's actual physical contact as opposed to simple voyeurism, I'm voting for that.

I saw Giantbomb play that. It was certainly interesting :p

@foxhound_fox said:

Dead Or Alive: Xtreme 2

Wish I still owned it though. Traded it in for credit towards Assassin's Creed II.

Did you but it just for the chicks? I mean, obviously, but I wanna hear you say it.

@speedfreak48t5p said:

The Last of Us

Uncharted 1,2,3

Crash Bandicoot

I see what you did there!

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#36 Posted by freedomfreak (48796 posts) -
@silversix_ said:

Rapelay. Bought three copies. Gifted one to my sister, kept one for myself and sold the other on ebay for $180. Best purchase NA.

Nice. I think :p

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#37 Edited by foxhound_fox (95254 posts) -
@freedomfreak said:

@foxhound_fox said:

Dead Or Alive: Xtreme 2

Wish I still owned it though. Traded it in for credit towards Assassin's Creed II.

Did you but it just for the chicks? I mean, obviously, but I wanna hear you say it.

Got it with my 360. Technically I bought it, but it wasn't a choice.

I greatly enjoyed the objectification of the women and their busts.

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#38 Edited by foxhound_fox (95254 posts) -
@dommeus said:
@system-reboot said:
@freedomfreak said:

Yeah, I mean, I don't know. Does it have dildos?

Who? dildos? whats that?

lol how old are you?! 7?!

He was 13 a couple years ago.

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#39 Edited by Bigboi500 (35550 posts) -

Uncharted.

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#40 Posted by dommeus (9433 posts) -

@foxhound_fox said:
@dommeus said:
@system-reboot said:
@freedomfreak said:

Yeah, I mean, I don't know. Does it have dildos?

Who? dildos? whats that?

lol how old are you?! 7?!

He was 13 a couple years ago.

How does a 15 year old not know what a dildo is

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#41 Posted by freedomfreak (48796 posts) -
@foxhound_fox said:

Got it with my 360. Technically I bought it, but it wasn't a choice.

I greatly enjoyed the objectification of the women and their busts.

lol. Don't we all.

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#42 Edited by ReadingRainbow4 (18733 posts) -

Postal 2 just made me feel so dirty.

You really can't beat setting a towns populace on fire and then pissing on them to put them out, simple fun.

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#43 Posted by foxhound_fox (95254 posts) -

@dommeus said:

@foxhound_fox said:

He was 13 a couple years ago.

How does a 15 year old not know what a dildo is

He plays "mature" games and thinks sex is icky I guess.

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#44 Posted by PhazonBlazer (12006 posts) -

Shadow the Hedgehog.

2muchSweering4me

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#45 Posted by commonfate (13313 posts) -

@PhazonBlazer said:

Shadow the Hedgehog.

2muchSweering4me

Sonic fanbase in general is kind of weird in relation to this thread.

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#46 Edited by ReadingRainbow4 (18733 posts) -

@foxhound_fox said:

@dommeus said:

@foxhound_fox said:

He was 13 a couple years ago.

How does a 15 year old not know what a dildo is

He plays "mature" games and thinks sex is icky I guess.

I don't think I'd ever label a game that features dildo's as a game for mature adults.

DNF comes to mind.

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#47 Posted by mems_1224 (55082 posts) -

@freedomfreak said:
@mems_1224 said:

Nah, Dark Souls has more boobs than that game

Obviously, they locked it behind Ornstein and Smough. I think that's the most sadistic thing From Software has ever pulled.

Really? I thought they were pretty easy. I think I beat them in 2 tries.

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#48 Posted by turtlethetaffer (18375 posts) -

Probably Shadows of the Damned. There are some damn perverted and awkward moments in that game...I'm glad I didn't play it with anyone from my family in the same room. I would say No More Heroes or Madworld, but neither of those games have this scene in it.

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#49 Posted by charizard1605 (74894 posts) -

@system-reboot said:
@freedomfreak said:

Yeah, I mean, I don't know. Does it have dildos?

Who? dildos? whats that?

It's a very badass kind of gun. You should get one for yourself.

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#50 Posted by getyeryayasout (10409 posts) -

I want to change my answer. House of the Dead Overkill: Director's cut, anyone who hasn't seen the ending can sleep better at night for it. Yick!