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Poll So you're on your way back to your car with both PS4 and Xbox One when (65 votes)

PS4 22%
Xbox One 78%

a random guy just comes out of no where and holds you up. He then asks you to give him one of the consoles, doesn't matter which one. Which one do you give him?

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#1  Edited By ReadingRainbow4
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Give him both so he has to drop the gun or at the very least have a very hard time aiming. Then kick his ass.

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#2 NathanDrakeSwag
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I'd drop the Xbone on his foot.

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#3  Edited By deactivated-5c79c3cfce222
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I'd probably feel pretty confused over suddenly possessing a car. I'd draw the conclusion that I must be dreaming, gain lucidity and fly away.

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#4 kuu2
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This is why I always carry when I attend midnight launches.

I am walking away with both. ;)

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#5  Edited By lundy86_4
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I tell him to f*ck off. I'm in Canada... There aren't all that many shootings where I live.

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#6 JamDev
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The guy has clearly had a pretty rough life if he has had to resort to console theft. I don't know if I could inflict the Xbone on him, poor soul has suffered enough.

I would give him the PS4 in the hope that it's glory would bring hope and joy back into his life, saving him from a life of crime, steering him on to the right path and saving society from his future misdemeanors.

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#7 psymon100
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I would give him the PS4 because it's cheaper to replace.

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#8 CARNAGES41
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I would give him the Xbox One

Hopefully the NSA would find him

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#9 Heil68
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I live in a Shall Issue state, would end up being a very bad day for him.

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#10 good_sk8er7
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@NathanDrakeSwag: @McStrongfast: @ReadingRainbow4:

Any of these would suffice, especially @McStrongfast

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#11 Locutus_Picard
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The Xbox One because the thief would be so ashamed to steal a 720p console that he'd bring it back the next day with flowers and a formal apology.

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#12 princeofshapeir
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I tell him CoD Ghosts runs at 720p on XB1 and he runs away in terror. Walk home with both consoles, sell the XB1 on Ebay for $700, keep my PS4.

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#13 Netherscourge
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He wouldn't have to hold me up - I'd just give him the XB1.

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#14 mems_1224
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@lundy86_4 said:

I tell him to f*ck off. I'm in Canada... There aren't all that many shootings where I live.

He'd probably just apologize and buy you a drink.

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#15 BeardMaster
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I guess PS4 since its cheaper, can go rebuy it and save $100 bones.

At least thats the logical thing to do.

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#16  Edited By mrintro
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@princeofshapeir: @Locutus_Picard: haha

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#17  Edited By AmazonTreeBoa
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Well considering me walking out with an X1 is complete fiction because it would never happen, I would hand him the X1.

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#18  Edited By ReadingRainbow4
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@Netherscourge said:

He wouldn't have to hold me up - I'd just give him the XB1.

Idk, even with no interest in the xbone that's still $500 that I could recoup by walking back into the store with my receipt, or potentially make even more selling it on ebay.

I'd rather just kick the guy in his weakpoint for massive dmg until he passes out.

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#19 lundy86_4
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@mems_1224 said:

@lundy86_4 said:

I tell him to f*ck off. I'm in Canada... There aren't all that many shootings where I live.

He'd probably just apologize and buy you a drink.

I can see that happening. Offer me pancakes with maple syrup, and all that jazz.

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#20  Edited By John_Matherson
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@CARNAGES41 said:

I would give him the Xbox One

Hopefully the NSA would find him

You just made my day :)

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#21  Edited By Jankarcop
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I'd give him both, neither are worth my time.

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#22 lostrib
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Neither, i order my shit from Amazon

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#23  Edited By bobbetybob
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PS4 because the Xbox One costs more. Having a brain is fun.

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#24  Edited By -Unreal-
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He holds me up? So he just stands in my way and prevents me from continuing on my preferred path until I walk around him, causing me a second of inconvenience?

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#25 Ross_the_Boss6
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Neither. I sleep with his wife.

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#26  Edited By ThatOneDork
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I'd give him the PS4, then bash his shit in with that monster of an Xbox.

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#27 -Damien-
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@NathanDrakeSwag said:

I'd drop the Xbone on his foot.

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#28 Spartan070
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PS4, it's cheaper to replace.

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#29 Shewgenja
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@CARNAGES41 said:

I would give him the Xbox One

Hopefully the NSA would find him

I lol'd hard as shit

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#30  Edited By silversix_
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I'll let him chose. If he takes the Xbone you know he's a weak minded nerd who comes on SW to damage control for MS so i'll beat the shit outta him. If he takes PS4 then i'll tell him that i changed my mind and give him the Xbone and persuade him with dat five hundred US dollars price tag the console wears.

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#31 SpiderLuke
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Yell at Kinect for Xbox to save my ass. Larry Hyrb will fall from the cloud with a Titan to stomp the burglar.

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#32 Lord_Omikron666
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PS4 since I don't actually want one yet.

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#33 Randolph
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I'd shoot him, he isn't the only person with a gun.

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#34 Basinboy
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Give him the consoles, you don't respawn in real life

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#35 blackace
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You wouldn't be carrying both consoles out of the store because they launch on different dates. lol!!

Even if you did, I would act like i didn't hear him. Put both systems in my car and drive away.

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#38  Edited By madsnakehhh
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In other words...what do you choose, PS4 or Xbox One?

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#39 treedoor
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I'd give him the PS4. That way I'd be robbing him of a good gaming experience while I'm back at home laughing, and playing sweet games like Crimson Dragon, Killer Instinct, and Dead Rising 3.

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#40  Edited By stuff238
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@mems_1224 said:

@lundy86_4 said:

I tell him to f*ck off. I'm in Canada... There aren't all that many shootings where I live.

He'd probably just apologize and buy you a drink.

I also live in Canada. After he apologizes to me, I would say: "It's okay man, you must be going through a hard time in life to attempt robbery. Tell you what, Ill go get my money back from the xbox one, we'll get a 40 pounder of whiskey and go play PS4 at my place."

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#41  Edited By NameIess_One
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I'd wake up, I guess.

Chances I'd buy both consoles, especially at the same time, are rather detached from reality.

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#42 Netret0120
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I wouldn't normally buy 2 consoles at one time but probably the PS4. Cheaper to replace.

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#43 inggrish
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I'd gamble that he didn't actually have a gun (pfft, it's the UK, there are more fake guns than real ones over here), and if he had a knife, I would gamble that he wasn't sad and depressed enough to actually stab someone over a games console; and just walk on...

That said, someone was stabbed in London over GTA5 not so long ago...

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#44 kingjazziephiz
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@lostrib said:

Neither, i order my shit from Amazon

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#45 BlackendV
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Give him the ps4 don't want to upset him with the xbone

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#46 mrintro
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@stuff238 said:

@mems_1224 said:

@lundy86_4 said:

I tell him to f*ck off. I'm in Canada... There aren't all that many shootings where I live.

He'd probably just apologize and buy you a drink.

I also live in Canada. After he apologizes to me, I would say: "It's okay man, you must be going through a hard time in life to attempt robbery. Tell you what, Ill go get my money back from the xbox one, we'll get a 40 pounder of whiskey and go play PS4 at my place."

lol Canadians

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#47 lglz1337
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xbone720p ofcourse he will bring it back after 720p/30fps gaming!

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I'd let him know I have a bulletproof shield somewhere on my body the exact size of a bullet. If he hit it, his plan would be foiled.

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#49  Edited By withe1982
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I would say the Xbox One but I'm afraid that would anger him to the point of putting a cap in my ass. Can I not just use the Xbox One's Massive size like a shield and deflect the bullets?

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#50  Edited By withe1982
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@Floppy_Jim said:

I'd let him know I have a bulletproof shield somewhere on my body the exact size of a bullet. If he hit it, his plan would be foiled.

Ha. Mayor West is fantastic