Polygon GTA V review - 7/10

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#1 FLOPPAGE_50
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Flop confirmed

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#2 Sollet
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First Dragon's Crown and now GTAV... I am not even a GTA-fan, I don't even care for the series but... I find this "trend" Polygon is starting rather retarded. B-b-but Mysgonist games!! Let's give it a poor rating! DERP! Piss off really.
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#3 RedentSC
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Flop confirmed

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wow... did not expect this
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#4 Sweenix
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TSHBO

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#5 Majistrate
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Marking a game down for NOT doing something it never claimed it would do, marking it down for staying true to it's predessors, marking it down for being a current gen game...what an absolute waste of a review site.

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#7 bobbetybob
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I can't tell if it's fake because it reads exactly like something Polygon would write.

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That's the joke
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#8 campzor
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lol polygon... might as well get a fanboy like percech to review it.
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#9 BlbecekBobecek
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Even GTA IV sucked imo.

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#11 nutcrackr
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the guy writing this fake review could have tried a bit harder
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#12 AtariKidX
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It is fake.
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#13 joel_c17
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I can just picture the far ugly feminist who wrote this review.
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#14 psymon100
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I read the text of the article. 

Reminds of someone once who wrote a review of a vaginal birth. They slandered it, because it contained a vaginal birth of a human, which they deemed disgusting. 

Tasteless or not, this is an inappropriate way to review this particular game as it's content has been chosen purposefully. I understand the sentiments of this reviewer, but they're crazy. They are using their position as a reviewer to soapbox. Saying what publishers / developers should / shouldn't put on their boxes - they're insane. 

The type of people who play GTA probably want to know more about things like the vehicle handling, behaviour of NPCs, types of guns, weapon realism on NPCs, campaign quality (but from someone sane), and so on; though I am only guessing as I am not interested in GTA5 at all.

Terrible review. And equality FTW. 

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#15 deactivated-5c79c3cfce222
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Good one.
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#17 Sagem28
Member since 2010 • 10498 Posts

It is fake.AtariKidX

Obviously.

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#18 rjdofu
Member since 2008 • 9171 Posts
ok, that's the PS3 version, where's the 360 version?
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#19 ManatuBeard
Member since 2012 • 1121 Posts

With the parameters they are using for the review, it seems a very fair score.

Im sure that other sites that wont focus so much in sexuality or story for their reviews will give higher scores.

It all depends on the point of view of the reviewer, and being subjective, it wont change your experience with the game.

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#20 II_Seraphim_II
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I know its fake, but the sad thing is, I wouldnt be surprised if this is what Polygon actually posted lol.
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#21 homeboylizard
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Giving it a lower score for something it doesn't have...but never claimed that it will have? Reminds me of Google Play reviews!

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#22 sukraj
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Fake

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#24 sukraj
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7 means game is good. and imo its too high knowing game looks badSNIPER4321

inb4sniper

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#25 Sweenix
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[QUOTE="SNIPER4321"]7 means game is good. and imo its too high knowing game looks badsukraj

 

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#26 razgriz_101
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considering how poor polygon's reviews tend to be and the fact they said SR4 is a better game just honestly makes me want to puke my guts up that was easily the worst game i've bought this year.
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#27 LA-Nighthawk
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Why pick on Polygon? It's one of the better gaming sites right now, with great feature materials and their site is very pretty.
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#28 Rattlesnake_8
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Wow a huge game world like GTA and thats all they have for their review? They need to really stop writing reviews, it told me absolutely nothing about the game. Worst review I've ever read.
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#29 Martin_G_N
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They are complaining about the characters not being females and homosexuals....that says everything about this review.
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#30 Trail_Mix
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So this is fake? With that SR4 touting at the end, I can't help but think that.

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#31 rjdofu
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Wow a huge game world like GTA and thats all they have for their review? They need to really stop writing reviews, it told me absolutely nothing about the game. Worst review I've ever read.Rattlesnake_8
Because it's not real, :|
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#32 R4gn4r0k
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[QUOTE="Rattlesnake_8"]Wow a huge game world like GTA and thats all they have for their review? They need to really stop writing reviews, it told me absolutely nothing about the game. Worst review I've ever read.rjdofu
Because it's not real, :|

But even in that case it's really, really badly written. A last gen game looks last gen ? :|

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#33 rjdofu
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[QUOTE="rjdofu"][QUOTE="Rattlesnake_8"]Wow a huge game world like GTA and thats all they have for their review? They need to really stop writing reviews, it told me absolutely nothing about the game. Worst review I've ever read.R4gn4r0k

Because it's not real, :|

But even in that case it's really, really badly written. A last gen game looks last gen ? :|

It's supposed to be badly written, lol. I mean, "misogyny", can't be more obvious that this is a spin at the Dragon Crown infamous review.
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#34 BrunoBRS
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[QUOTE="Rattlesnake_8"]Wow a huge game world like GTA and thats all they have for their review? They need to really stop writing reviews, it told me absolutely nothing about the game. Worst review I've ever read.rjdofu
Because it's not real, :|

plus, it's called a "wrap up". it's not the whole review, it's the closing thoughts. but yeah, i wouldn't be surprised if the real review was similar.
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#35 R4gn4r0k
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It's supposed to be badly written, lol. I mean, "misogyny", can't be more obvious that this is a spin at the Dragon Crown infamous review.rjdofu

Oh yeah, never looked into that review and the response to it much. But if that's the case it's a pretty good parody :P

Polygon flopping this game would cause an even bigger outrage among gamers. Which is a damn shame, because people shouldn't focus so much on scores and just enjoy the game themselves.

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#36 Michael0134567
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Great review.

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#37 TheEroica  Moderator
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Don't think I've ever read a more misguided review in my life... The stance on women made me wonder if this was fake?
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#38 II_Seraphim_II
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Why pick on Polygon? It's one of the better gaming sites right now, with great feature materials and their site is very pretty. LA-Nighthawk
Dude, I think Polygon lost any and all respect after the Sim City debacle
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#40 LA-Nighthawk
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[QUOTE="LA-Nighthawk"]Why pick on Polygon? It's one of the better gaming sites right now, with great feature materials and their site is very pretty. II_Seraphim_II
Dude, I think Polygon lost any and all respect after the Sim City debacle

No idea what that is.
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#41 remiks00
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Retarded Reviewer detected.

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1 post level 7? how in the hell? lol
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#42 Netret0120
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Poor attempt at trolling. GTA5 will sell 10million copies on Day 1.
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#43 bobbetybob
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[QUOTE="Netret0120"]Poor attempt at trolling. GTA5 will sell 10million copies on Day 1.

Nah, 6-7million I think
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#44 tastetheacidmil
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so what the reviewer wants is a politically correct grand theft auto game?
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#45 deactivated-5acbb9993d0bd
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Why the f*ck do sexist related stuff make it so big at the minute? WHY CANT SOME GAMES CATER TOWARDS MOSTLY MEN. fkin hell. lets ban all womans magazines shall we?
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#46 Raziel831991
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This review is clearly fake. Considering how much hype this game has there is no way they are giving this anything lower then a 9/10 and if it does have sexism like the other GTA games they will just overlook it. In fact I wouldnt be suprised if Rockstar already paid reviewers in order to get a high metacritc score for GTA V (In b4 Raziel831991 is a conspiracy theorist).

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#47 TheEroica  Moderator
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so what the reviewer wants is a politically correct grand theft auto game?tastetheacidmil
... And male hookers.
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#49 Lumpy311
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[QUOTE="Raziel831991"] (In b4 Raziel831991 is a conspiracy theorist).SNIPER4321
thats the problem of ppls in SW. they call me conspiracy theorist for not liking popular games and think there is bias in reviews. as they believe everyone is honest....

We call you conspiracy theorist because you don't have any actual proof for shit like the Illuminati, while everything points to it being disbanded 2 centuries ago.