PC Master Race: Goat Simulator 2014

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#1 Posted by Jimmy_Russell (790 posts) -

Sorry console peasants, you can't play our new game: Goat Simulator 2014. Currently the #1 Top Selling PC Game on Steam. This is the next-gen you all wish you had. GTA V was overrated, and you know it.

#2 Posted by glez13 (8835 posts) -

You talking about that 62 metascore game?

#3 Edited by Vaasman (11430 posts) -

@glez13 said:

You talking about that 62 metascore game?

lol metacritic. Don't let critics decides this shit for you. This is easily the best game that has ever been made where you play as a goat.

#4 Edited by ConanTheStoner (5443 posts) -

They should study data taken from System Wars and create Cow Simulator.

#5 Edited by Jankarcop (9541 posts) -

@glez13 said:

You talking about that 62 metascore game?

speaking of MC

#6 Posted by Spartan070 (16352 posts) -

@Jankarcop said:

@glez13 said:

You talking about that 62 metascore game?

speaking of MC

WiiU has the best % of both great games and good exclusives though.

#7 Posted by sailor232 (4753 posts) -

@Spartan070 said:

@Jankarcop said:

@glez13 said:

You talking about that 62 metascore game?

speaking of MC

WiiU has the best % of both great games and good exclusives though.

WiiU wins!! Everyone rush out right now and buy one.

#8 Posted by CrownKingArthur (4813 posts) -

what a success story.

first, coffee stain studios had a 1 month game jam - the genesis of goat simulator (GS).

then - the people demanded this GS concept, but as a fully realized game.

eventually GS was released, and in return for fulfilling the wishes of the people, the people bought so many copies of the game it propelled itself to the #1 sales position on steam.

the people are happy. the devs are happy. and its coming to linux.

#9 Posted by PS4hasNOgames (1771 posts) -

yea I'm dying to play this lol, and also garbage truck simulator where I can fulfill my lifelong dream to pick up garbage and smell shit.

#10 Edited by R4gn4r0k (16615 posts) -

Goat Simulator ? Lol, you can't even play Shannon Tweeds Attack of The Groupies on consoles XD

#11 Posted by m3dude1 (1315 posts) -

more AAA pc exclusives

#12 Posted by illmatic87 (15267 posts) -

The lead of Coffee Stain was a gamespot user, had a decent amount of posts, nothing crazy though. I still remember him posting a realllly early alpha of the 1st Sanctum in the PC section looking for feedback. Props to these guys finding success.

#13 Edited by naz99 (1366 posts) -

GOAT SIMULATOR 2014???

There is no 2014 in the title...this is not farming simulator...

Its not going to be a yearly goat sim release

#14 Edited by BattleSpectre (6153 posts) -

It's obvious this guy Jimmy is joking around and taking the piss, or at least I'd hope so. It's even funnier when no one catches on to the joke.

#15 Posted by finalstar2007 (25206 posts) -

Im just glad i dont game on PC... goat simulator? lmfao

#16 Posted by sts106mat (19845 posts) -

@finalstar2007 said:

Im just glad i dont game on PC... goat simulator? lmfao

Lol Finalignorance2007 post

#17 Posted by XboxDone74 (2047 posts) -

and here I thought was going to break the decade long absence of a PC game of the year exclusive.

better luck next time, pc beggars.

Keep on beggin' for them console games

#18 Posted by Motokid6 (5643 posts) -

@xboxdone74: Keep on playing scores and numbers instead of games.

#19 Posted by XboxDone74 (2047 posts) -

@Motokid6:

fortunately I get to play both

#20 Posted by MonsieurX (30284 posts) -

@xboxdone74 said:

@Motokid6:

fortunately I get to play both

Not on your PS4

LOL

#21 Posted by XboxDone74 (2047 posts) -

@MonsieurX: playing lots of games on my ps4, ps3, vita. I'm not a beggar. I'm successful and I can afford the finer things in life.

but you go on enjoy goat simulator. hopefully its not too hard core for you, since u been exposed as a casual gamer. B-)

#22 Edited by MonsieurX (30284 posts) -

@xboxdone74 said:

@MonsieurX: playing lots of games on my ps4, ps3, vita. I'm not a beggar. I'm successful and I can afford the finer things in life.

but you go on enjoy goat simulator. hopefully its not too hard core for you, since u been exposed as a casual gamer. B-)

lol everyone knows you don't really have a PS4

#23 Edited by XboxDone74 (2047 posts) -

@MonsieurX: ooooo....saving this thread for this evening. Get ready for the owning of biblical proportions. B-)

#24 Edited by speedfreak48t5p (7896 posts) -

Praise the Goats!

Console peasants be jelly.

#26 Edited by SrgtSaggy101 (1865 posts) -

@xboxdone74: That must make you rage.

#27 Edited by naz99 (1366 posts) -

@xboxdone74: you have never and will never own anyone on these boards.your biased fanboyism prevents you from forming actual arguments based on facts.and you resort to the same trolling in every thread because it's all you have.

All you ever do is resort to the begging argument and you even fail at that because spending 15 seconds to enter your email into an online petition site is not begging...

Keep on failing..I'm sure we are all looking forward to this "OWNAGE" you will be handing us all as we all need a good laugh at your expense.

#28 Posted by AmazonTreeBoa (16745 posts) -

You need 500 post to make a thread.

#29 Posted by ConanTheStoner (5443 posts) -

Actually, you need 500 threads to make a post.

Good luck.

#30 Posted by kalipekona (2299 posts) -

@ConanTheStoner said:

They should study data taken from System Wars and create Cow Simulator.

Hahaha I don't think it is possible to simulate that much stupidity. At least it would be fun to brand the word Sony on the flanks of the cows.

#31 Posted by speedfog (3203 posts) -

@finalstar2007 said:

Im just glad i dont game on PC... goat simulator? lmfao

Better then interactive movie games.

#32 Posted by Wasdie (49927 posts) -

GOAT 2014.

#33 Posted by AmazonTreeBoa (16745 posts) -

So seeing we have a mod posting here. I have to ask. Is it the mods not doing their job, or did the 500 post rule change to something new?

#34 Posted by ShepardCommandr (2698 posts) -

lol another pointless indie wank

#35 Posted by kalipekona (2299 posts) -

@speedfog said:

@finalstar2007 said:

Im just glad i dont game on PC... goat simulator? lmfao

Better then interactive movie games.

Oh, don't worry, cows love that vapid shit. They eat it up.

#36 Edited by CrownKingArthur (4813 posts) -
@BattleSpectre said:

It's obvious this guy Jimmy is joking around and taking the piss, or at least I'd hope so. It's even funnier when no one catches on to the joke.

yeah man.

we've been on the internet before.

#37 Edited by clyde46 (46326 posts) -

@MonsieurX said:

@xboxdone74 said:

@MonsieurX: playing lots of games on my ps4, ps3, vita. I'm not a beggar. I'm successful and I can afford the finer things in life.

but you go on enjoy goat simulator. hopefully its not too hard core for you, since u been exposed as a casual gamer. B-)

lol everyone knows you don't really have a PS4

I do!

#38 Posted by Shewgenja (9302 posts) -

When this game goes Oculus Rift, I might be missing for a week or two.

#39 Edited by blackace (20753 posts) -

@jimmy_russell said:

Sorry console peasants, you can't play our new game: Goat Simulator 2014. Currently the #1 Top Selling PC Game on Steam. This is the next-gen you all wish you had. GTA V was overrated, and you know it.

The game is stupid and hilarious at the same time. I have no plans on getting it. It's the Seaman of the PC platform. lol!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvWGLcdI8o8

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@speedfreak48t5p said:

Praise the Goats!

Console peasants be jelly.

I play on everything and this game definitely isn't one to be jelly about, that's for sure. It's more of an embarrassment then anything else. This is something the guys from "Jackass" show would make. LOL!! The game is hilarious, but I can see people getting bored with it after the novelty where's off.

#40 Posted by MonsieurX (30284 posts) -

@clyde46 said:

@MonsieurX said:

@xboxdone74 said:

@MonsieurX: playing lots of games on my ps4, ps3, vita. I'm not a beggar. I'm successful and I can afford the finer things in life.

but you go on enjoy goat simulator. hopefully its not too hard core for you, since u been exposed as a casual gamer. B-)

lol everyone knows you don't really have a PS4

I do!

You clearly stole the picture from xboxdone74 and shopped it.

Here's the original

#41 Posted by melonfarmerz (1173 posts) -

Cows realize this is a joke game right? Look at you @xboxdone74. You're pathetic. Taking a joke game and using it to say PS4 is better. How desperate are you.

#42 Edited by clyde46 (46326 posts) -
@MonsieurX said:

@clyde46 said:

@MonsieurX said:

@xboxdone74 said:

@MonsieurX: playing lots of games on my ps4, ps3, vita. I'm not a beggar. I'm successful and I can afford the finer things in life.

but you go on enjoy goat simulator. hopefully its not too hard core for you, since u been exposed as a casual gamer. B-)

lol everyone knows you don't really have a PS4

I do!

You clearly stole the picture from xboxdone74 and shopped it.

Here's the original

#43 Edited by MonsieurX (30284 posts) -

@clyde46 said:
@MonsieurX said:

@clyde46 said:

@MonsieurX said:

@xboxdone74 said:

@MonsieurX: playing lots of games on my ps4, ps3, vita. I'm not a beggar. I'm successful and I can afford the finer things in life.

but you go on enjoy goat simulator. hopefully its not too hard core for you, since u been exposed as a casual gamer. B-)

lol everyone knows you don't really have a PS4

I do!

You clearly stole the picture from xboxdone74 and shopped it.

Here's the original

#44 Posted by Vaasman (11430 posts) -

@AmazonTreeBoa said:

So seeing we have a mod posting here. I have to ask. Is it the mods not doing their job, or did the 500 post rule change to something new?

Mods definitely don't give a shit, or they do, but they're being told not to do anything to keep traffic up on this part of the site. Why else would we still get shitposts from people like xboxdone, SNIPER, or uninspiredcup, or this guy now, when by all reasonable standards these posters should have been banned ages ago.

#45 Posted by AmazonTreeBoa (16745 posts) -

@Vaasman: That has to be it and it is beyond sad that this site has fallen this low.

#46 Edited by Primordialous (1276 posts) -
@finalstar2007 said:

Im just glad i dont game on PC... goat simulator? lmfao

You're the guy who massively hyped up Black Ops 2....

LOL

#47 Posted by glez13 (8835 posts) -

OMG!

People still posting in a thread about a gimmick. The worst part is that it's a best seller in Steam. Clearly hermits have no games, they need to hype shit like this. LOL.

#48 Posted by melonfarmerz (1173 posts) -

@glez13 said:

OMG!

People still posting in a thread about a gimmick. The worst part is that it's a best seller in Steam. Clearly hermits have no games, they need to hype shit like this. LOL.

Uh. You realize TC was being sarcastic right? The entire thing goes over as a joke and all the hype is purely comedic. That went way over your head...

#49 Posted by WallofTruth (1694 posts) -

@xboxdone74 said:

@MonsieurX: playing lots of games on my ps4, ps3, vita. I'm not a beggar. I'm successful and I can afford the finer things in life.

but you go on enjoy goat simulator. hopefully its not too hard core for you, since u been exposed as a casual gamer. B-)

Well, maybe you should afford grammar lessons then.

#50 Edited by XboxDone74 (2047 posts) -

@MonsieurX said:

@clyde46 said:
@MonsieurX said:

@clyde46 said:

@MonsieurX said:

@xboxdone74 said:

@MonsieurX: playing lots of games on my ps4, ps3, vita. I'm not a beggar. I'm successful and I can afford the finer things in life.

but you go on enjoy goat simulator. hopefully its not too hard core for you, since u been exposed as a casual gamer. B-)

lol everyone knows you don't really have a PS4

I do!

You clearly stole the picture from xboxdone74 and shopped it.

Here's the original

You have been rendered the court jester of SW.

You don't game, as proof from your psn trophies.

Are casual, and a Pc beggar.

In fact...lets see your pc.

Owned, forever, always.