@Lucianu said:
@jg4xchamp said:
Listen i have no desire to pretend Half Life 2 is good, but at the least I can respect that shit over cinematic walking. **** forced walking. Shit ruins replaying games.
You didn't like Ravenholm?
Ravenholm is a terrific level, so is shit like Nova Prospect and that stretch where you and the rebels fight striders in city 17. I however, do not like large stretches of that game. I will respect the variety, the actual story telling in the game, the gravity gun, the tech that powers the game, but the actual game? No, it's poorly paced for large stretches making you go through mindless slogs of gameplay like the sewer segment or having you control that lame boat, the core mechanics are painfully average even back in 2004 which is why the variety gets compromised because all of it is tied to shooting that isn't fun or inherently satisfying. Max Payne and FEAR can be as repetitive all they want in comparison to Half Life 2, they make the core action satisfying. Half Life 2 doesn't. I also do not respect the 5 or 6 times Half Life 2 has a seesaw puzzle.
A: it's simplistic and dull and isn't enjoyable to anyone that is over the age of 5.
B: It's the equivalent of Ocarina of Time's "go into first person and find this switch on this soulless crevice on the wall", because it was Nintendo going LOOK OUR GAME IS IN 3D. IN Valve's case LOOK WE MADE A PHYSICS ENGINE
Only for those assholes to keep doing it in Episode 1 and 2, because like it was important to the Half Life 2 formula bro.
The actual plot? Is hilariously bullshit across the board. It's a poor scifi action romp with a hint of 1984 thrown in to trick gamers into thinking its something special. The characters completely dick ride Gordon Freeman for the sole purpose that Valve made a game that sucks the player off left, right, and center. There is no logical reason the mother fucker who is basically responsible for aliens taking over the world is as loved as Gordon Freeman is, but he is in Half Life 2. Alyx Vance who should be one of the best female characters in gaming, is terrible based solely on the premise that is nauseating about how much she wants Gordon's dick. Like every bit of her design isn't to make her a genuine character, because she isn't. She's like the rest of the cast in Half Life, they exist solely to pander to the player and make them feel special.
So yeah Half Life 2 the all time terrific action game it's made out to be? I disagree, certainly not in an era that saw 2 Metroid Prime games, Resident Evil 4, 2 Max Payne games, Chronicles of Riddick, Farcry (shitty trigun noted), a No One Lives Forever game, the original Call of Duty, Brothers in Arms road to hill 30and where Valve's updated mod has better shooting mechanics: Counterstrike Source.
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