Baldur's Gate 3 shows off some sexy Man on Bear love making, GOTY Confirmed

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#1  Edited By Mesome713
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https://www.youtube.com/live/MW846h6FyU4?feature=share&t=19925

The team takes two of the favorite characters in early access and show off the amazing diversity in love questing. And the fans go crazy with excitement and joy at the 5:32 point in the video. It looks like Baldur's developer team got the memo, " No woke, go broke! "

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#3 Mesome713
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@howmakewood: 🤣

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lol. nice

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That is perfect and hillarious at the same time! Even better is all the people loosing their mind over this😂😂😂

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@howmakewood: 🤣 10/10

It's a shame I no longer have social media but I'm hoping to still catch some meltdowns around here.

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Kill the bear. And him. Problem solved.

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#8  Edited By palasta
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Zoophilia is woke? What else? Necro, pedo, murderporn...? I think even an Emma Goldman would disagree. Firmly.

But not really surprising. I mean, TC also believes public toilets is Socialism. Srsly.

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@palasta: You either awake or you asleep. Get with the times.

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Ah the checklist for western developed games.

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Pretty stupid

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That’s hilarious. 🤣😂

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#13  Edited By mrbojangles25
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Ahhhhh Larian, love your sense of humor.

Bless your hearts for doing this. EA, Ubisoft, or any other outlet wouldn't dare touch this, and that's why they suck.

@palasta said:

Zoophilia is woke? What else? Necro, pedo, murderporn...? I think even an Emma Goldman would disagree. Firmly.

But not really surprising. I mean, TC also believes public toilets is Socialism. Srsly.

Give it a rest, dude. It's a druid (human or humanoid) in bear form...that's part of the joke.

Also WTF does that have to do with "woke" and ANY of the shit you listed? you people see agendas in every shadow.

Now, if you DO want to have that debate, having sex with animals isn't really the issue here. The issue is that animals cannot consent, so when you think about it, a druid in bear form CAN consent so really it's OK in this scenario for two reasons: 1.) it's not really a bear, and 2. the bear can actually consent.

Bring on the real-life tentacle sex hentai, I say. Change into an octopus! Fisherman's wife!

@ocinom said:

Ah the checklist for western developed games.

*ring ring, ring ring*

Hello? Oh, yes, hello Japan. What? You said you were portraying interspecies love first? Since when? The 1800's? Wow I don't think they'll care but I'll let Larian know you did it first...

...or are you just upset it's actually two male characters? If that's the case, yawn. You folks need to get over homophobia and find something else to get upset about.

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@howmakewood: 🤣 10/10

It's a shame I no longer have social media but I'm hoping to still catch some meltdowns around here.

You posted too soon! 🤣😂 Read on.

The people complaining about this sound like such pussies, it's not even really worth defending (I know I just did above lol), I just have to laugh at them lol.

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BAHAHAHA this is great. One of my favorite meme templates.

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It's wonderful how they've spent a dozen hours talking about the enormous level of detail and reactivity in the game, and then they decided to sell all of that by showing a vampire have sex with a bear.

They're mad bastards, and I love them for it.

Your move, Bethesda.

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Oh gawd, once again all of the lems are losing their sh&t over this .

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@daredevils2k: Who and where?

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What the fock?

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@mrbojangles25 said:
@palasta said:

Zoophilia is woke? What else? Necro, pedo, murderporn...? I think even an Emma Goldman would disagree. Firmly.

But not really surprising. I mean, TC also believes public toilets is Socialism. Srsly.

Give it a rest, dude. It's a druid (human or humanoid) in bear form...that's part of the joke.

Also WTF does that have to do with "woke" and ANY of the shit you listed? you people see agendas in every shadow.

Have you even read the OP? palasta is obviously responding to OP, who is clearly pushing a political agenda:

@mesome713 said:

The team takes two of the favorite characters in early access and show off the amazing diversity in love questing. And the fans go crazy with excitement and joy at the 5:32 point in the video. It looks like Baldur's developer team got the memo, " No woke, go broke! "

palasta asked a valid question: What on Earth does a sexual fetish have to do with being "woke"? Does that mean hentai games are now "woke" too?

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I want to believe Kevin Vanord was the one coming up with this hilarious thing.

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Lol I love D&D.

Cannot wait for Larian's game.

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#22  Edited By mrbojangles25
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@Jag85 said:
@mrbojangles25 said:
@palasta said:

Zoophilia is woke? What else? Necro, pedo, murderporn...? I think even an Emma Goldman would disagree. Firmly.

But not really surprising. I mean, TC also believes public toilets is Socialism. Srsly.

Give it a rest, dude. It's a druid (human or humanoid) in bear form...that's part of the joke.

Also WTF does that have to do with "woke" and ANY of the shit you listed? you people see agendas in every shadow.

Have you even read the OP? palasta is obviously responding to OP, who is clearly pushing a political agenda:

@mesome713 said:

The team takes two of the favorite characters in early access and show off the amazing diversity in love questing. And the fans go crazy with excitement and joy at the 5:32 point in the video. It looks like Baldur's developer team got the memo, " No woke, go broke! "

palasta asked a valid question: What on Earth does a sexual fetish have to do with being "woke"? Does that mean hentai games are now "woke" too?

I believe that is the joke, though I don't want to speak for @mesome713

Far-right nutjobs make a big stink over "woke" culture, and this thread is having a little fun at their pointless, nonsensical, bullshit culture war expense. Which is the only thing keeping their movement alive at this point. That, and bigotry in general.

TL;DR: y'all got trolled, and you played yourselves. It's an anti-dogwhistle. "Woke! Woke! HEAR THE CALL OF WOKE!" and the bigots came a'runnin'! lol

*With that said, it can be a joke but also serious. A big part of Dungeons and Dragons is *gasp* roleplaying. While it might seem kind of cringe, especially in a real-life session of DnD, to have sex with a fellow party member (God forbid I allow this to happen in my D&D sessions I host), it's still something that can happen, and as a result it's good to include it in a video game adaptation.

All this is, is a choice. If you have a problem with the choice, then you truly are a fascist. No one is forcing you to have sex with a bear consenting druid in bear form, it's you folks that want to force people into not having a choice.

Lighten up, folks. D&D, to me at least, is about rules upon rules, yes, but it's also about not telling people no; instead, it's about "Well, let's see if you can do it *rolls dice*"

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#23  Edited By PCLover1980
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Furries...

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#24  Edited By Silentchief  Online
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I will just kill them both.

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@mrbojangles25 said:
@Jag85 said:
@mrbojangles25 said:
@palasta said:

Zoophilia is woke? What else? Necro, pedo, murderporn...? I think even an Emma Goldman would disagree. Firmly.

But not really surprising. I mean, TC also believes public toilets is Socialism. Srsly.

Give it a rest, dude. It's a druid (human or humanoid) in bear form...that's part of the joke.

Also WTF does that have to do with "woke" and ANY of the shit you listed? you people see agendas in every shadow.

Have you even read the OP? palasta is obviously responding to OP, who is clearly pushing a political agenda:

@mesome713 said:

The team takes two of the favorite characters in early access and show off the amazing diversity in love questing. And the fans go crazy with excitement and joy at the 5:32 point in the video. It looks like Baldur's developer team got the memo, " No woke, go broke! "

palasta asked a valid question: What on Earth does a sexual fetish have to do with being "woke"? Does that mean hentai games are now "woke" too?

I believe that is the joke, though I don't want to speak for @mesome713

Far-right nutjobs make a big stink over "woke" culture, and this thread is having a little fun at their pointless, nonsensical, bullshit culture war expense. Which is the only thing keeping their movement alive at this point. That, and bigotry in general.

TL;DR: y'all got trolled, and you played yourselves. It's an anti-dogwhistle. "Woke! Woke! HEAR THE CALL OF WOKE!" and the bigots came a'runnin'! lol

*With that said, it can be a joke but also serious. A big part of Dungeons and Dragons is *gasp* roleplaying. While it might seem kind of cringe, especially in a real-life session of DnD, to have sex with a fellow party member (God forbid I allow this to happen in my D&D sessions I host), it's still something that can happen, and as a result it's good to include it in a video game adaptation.

All this is, is a choice. If you have a problem with the choice, then you truly are a fascist. No one is forcing you to have sex with a bear consenting druid in bear form, it's you folks that want to force people into not having a choice.

Lighten up, folks. D&D, to me at least, is about rules upon rules, yes, but it's also about not telling people no; instead, it's about "Well, let's see if you can do it *rolls dice*"

You have to be the perfect example of a modern SJW. Telling people to lighten up as you post a wall of text defending it 🤣.

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@silentchief: What about this needs defending, anyway?

The audience was laughing and cheering during the stream. Plus the memes have been amazing!

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Well yeah. This is the kind of stuff happens in the D&D realm of tabletops. Anyone who knows the D&D shouldn't be surprised.

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#28  Edited By hardwenzen  Online
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Ah a Larian game, one of the very few non contaminated studios still afloat.

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@mesome713: awesome 😆

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@mrbojangles25 said:

All this is, is a choice. If you have a problem with the choice, then you truly are a fascist. No one is forcing you to have sex with a bear consenting druid in bear form, it's you folks that want to force people into not having a choice.

So anyone who is repulsed by the idea of a human doing the unthinkable with a bear... is now a "fascist"?

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@Jag85: Sounds like something a fascist would do. They would try to ban two fantasy video game characters from having consensual sex.

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@Planeforger said:

@silentchief: What about this needs defending, anyway?

The audience was laughing and cheering during the stream. Plus the memes have been amazing!

Yea I honestly don't care. It's a make your own choice type of game so It's whatever.

I just think it's funny he's acting like it's only" far right nut jobs" seeing what has happened to modern entertainment. Much of the content now is agenda driven good thing is people are starting to wake up and many of these companies are losing their ass.

But as far as open choice games like this it doesn't really bug me. If the they/thems want something to cheer about that's fine with me. I'd rather it be something like this as opposed to making Geralt gay in the next Witcher.

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@mesome713: Sexual fetishism has nothing to do with fascism.

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#34  Edited By Mesome713
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@Jag85: As long as fascist are ok with two guys having consensual sex then thats cool. They’ve made progress.

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@mesome713: A bear is not a "guy"... It's an animal.

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#36  Edited By Jag85
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@mrbojangles25 said:
@ocinom said:

Ah the checklist for western developed games.

*ring ring, ring ring*

Hello? Oh, yes, hello Japan. What? You said you were portraying interspecies love first? Since when? The 1800's? Wow I don't think they'll care but I'll let Larian know you did it first...

Western liberals when Japanese games contain bizarre sexual fetish: "How disgusting!"

Western liberals when Western games contain bizarre sexual fetish: "How progressive!"

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Look at EA acquiring the studio after the success of BG3. LOOK.

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@hardwenzen: Dont you go there!!!!

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#39  Edited By hardwenzen  Online
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@hardwenzen: Dont you go there!!!!

Its a smart option. Larian studio is very similar to the OG Bioware. If they had a big budget, its guaranteed that they'd be able to make the likes of Mass Effect (quality writing, world design and lore). You acquire them to develop a new IP that isn't too MTX heavy. When it launches, is a massive success, and a ton of gamers get attached to it, with the sequel, you introduce mtx, and burn everyone into the ground. You squeeze them as much as possible, and when nobody cares about their games anymore BECAUSE YOU FORCED THEM TO CREATE GAMES THEY DON'T WANT TO MAKE, you shut their studo, and call it a day.

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#40  Edited By Maroxad  Online
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@mesome713: A bear is not a "guy"... It's an animal.

That bear is from what I can gather, a druid. Using Wild Shape.

Edit: Or in WoW terms, that is a druid using bear form.

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#41  Edited By Maroxad  Online
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@silentchief: Or they are including the usual D&D absurdity that happens in the tabletop games in this game.

If anything, this indicates at least one of the writers in Larian has played the actual tabletop game. Hell, this is on the tame side of things. In one campaign I rolled a 1, which resulted in a string of events that resulted in my character developing scuirophobia.

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@hardwenzen: 😭😭😭😭

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@Maroxad said:

That bear is from what I can gather, a druid. Using Wild Shape.

Edit: Or in WoW terms, that is a druid using bear form.

What's a druid?

(Been a decade since I played WoW)

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@Jag85 said:
@Maroxad said:

That bear is from what I can gather, a druid. Using Wild Shape.

Edit: Or in WoW terms, that is a druid using bear form.

What's a druid?

(Been a decade since I played WoW)

Dude come on.

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Dude come on.

Never played any D&D stuff. I don't "get" the whole druid bear thing.

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#46  Edited By Maroxad  Online
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@Jag85: Druids are a class. Basically a Nature Priest. And protector of a very delicate balance. They can heal, but usually aren't as good at it as clerics (lacking resurrection spells for one), they have a serviceable selection of offensive spells (better than cleric but not as good as a wizard), and they can also fight reasonably well in melee combat, by transforming into animals via wild shape.

Wild Shape allows them to temporarily transform into ANY animal they have seen, provided their Level meets the CR requirement. While in this form, they maintain who they are as a person. Their mental stats (Intelligence, Wisdom, Charisma), personality, and so on. Bear is one of the more popular transformations.

The bear you saw in the video was likely Halsin, would be pretty in character for him.

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Would someone please think of the cubs! 😿

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@Maroxad said:

The bear you saw in the video was likely Halsin, would be pretty in character for him.

It's definitely Halsin. They showed most of the sequence during the PFH, with the the player (controlling Astarion) and Halsin meeting up for a tryst, Halsin accidentally shapeshifting, and the player (guided by the audience) encouraging him to stay that way. It's mostly played for laughs, complete with a reaction shot from a shocked squirrel.

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@Maroxad: Cheers for the context! Makes more sense now. Still weird though.

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#50  Edited By Maroxad  Online
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@Jag85: Weird for sure. But that is also just on brand for Larian's humor.

  • Existential Skeletons in Divinity 1
  • Didnt play enough of D2
  • Larian mocking Belgian politics in Dragon Commander, with each of the 5 races being a strawman of one political ideology.
  • The awkward conversation you had with the mostly deaf mayor in D:OS1
  • The Treated Like Cattle Questline in D:OS2