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#1751 JML897
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http://deadspin.com/the-nfl-will-crack-down-on-touchdown-celebrations-agai-1039711146

As first noted by Pro Football Talk, reports out of multiple camps have officials warning players that they intend to more strictly enforce the unsportsmanlike conduct penalties already on the books. That includes: sack dances; home run swing; incredible hulk; spiking the ball; spinning the ball; throwing or shoving the ball; pointing; pointing the ball; verbal taunting; military salute; standing over an opponent (prolonged and with provocation); or dancing.

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#1752 Master_Live
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Long live the No Fun League!
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[QUOTE="JML897"]http://deadspin.com/the-nfl-will-crack-down-on-touchdown-celebrations-agai-1039711146

As first noted by Pro Football Talk, reports out of multiple camps have officials warning players that they intend to more strictly enforce the unsportsmanlike conduct penalties already on the books. That includes: sack dances; home run swing; incredible hulk; spiking the ball; spinning the ball; throwing or shoving the ball; pointing; pointing the ball; verbal taunting; military salute; standing over an opponent (prolonged and with provocation); or dancing.

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And football somehow gets worse!
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#1754 The-Apostle
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http://deadspin.com/the-nfl-will-crack-down-on-touchdown-celebrations-agai-1039711146

As first noted by Pro Football Talk, reports out of multiple camps have officials warning players that they intend to more strictly enforce the unsportsmanlike conduct penalties already on the books. That includes: sack dances; home run swing; incredible hulk; spiking the ball; spinning the ball; throwing or shoving the ball; pointing; pointing the ball; verbal taunting; military salute; standing over an opponent (prolonged and with provocation); or dancing. JML897

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Those are unsportsmanlike? In what way?

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#1755 Chutebox
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[QUOTE="JML897"]http://deadspin.com/the-nfl-will-crack-down-on-touchdown-celebrations-agai-1039711146

As first noted by Pro Football Talk, reports out of multiple camps have officials warning players that they intend to more strictly enforce the unsportsmanlike conduct penalties already on the books. That includes: sack dances; home run swing; incredible hulk; spiking the ball; spinning the ball; throwing or shoving the ball; pointing; pointing the ball; verbal taunting; military salute; standing over an opponent (prolonged and with provocation); or dancing. -Halftime-

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And football somehow gets worse!

Didn't think it was possible. Don't want to hurt someone's feelings you know!

To ensure no feelings are hurt, they need to impliment a rule where each player involved in a tackle need to hug each other.

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#1756 JML897
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[QUOTE="JML897"]http://deadspin.com/the-nfl-will-crack-down-on-touchdown-celebrations-agai-1039711146

As first noted by Pro Football Talk, reports out of multiple camps have officials warning players that they intend to more strictly enforce the unsportsmanlike conduct penalties already on the books. That includes: sack dances; home run swing; incredible hulk; spiking the ball; spinning the ball; throwing or shoving the ball; pointing; pointing the ball; verbal taunting; military salute; standing over an opponent (prolonged and with provocation); or dancing. The-Apostle

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Those are unsportsmanlike? In what way?

I understand how something like standing over a knocked down opponent and taunting is unsportsmanlike but some of those are really dumb. Military salute? Spinning the ball? Seriously? Who the hell gets offended when someone spins the ball after a play?
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#1757 No_Hablo_Ingles
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I miss the days of TO and Chad Johnson...
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#1758 Put_in_Kitna
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[QUOTE="monkeytoes61"]VY has too much raw talent to not be on a roster somewhere. He probably will never put it all together, but I still think there is some upside.Chutebox
He sucks. Only talent he has is to run fast.

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#1759 RevanBITW
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[QUOTE="Chutebox"][QUOTE="monkeytoes61"]VY has too much raw talent to not be on a roster somewhere. He probably will never put it all together, but I still think there is some upside.Put_in_Kitna

He sucks. Only talent he has is to run fast.

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Well Kerry Collins went 13-3 one year with that team. So make what you will out of that.
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#1760 Swanogt19
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Long live the No Fun League!Master_Live
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#1761 monkeytoes61
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=jn5zytfm9No#at=65 Uh, yeah.
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#1762 Swanogt19
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[QUOTE="monkeytoes61"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=jn5zytfm9No#at=65 Uh, yeah.

Came here to post that. Was thinking it would have some potential. But in all seriousness that was awful. Not even funny.
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#1763 RevanBITW
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[QUOTE="monkeytoes61"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=jn5zytfm9No#at=65 Uh, yeah.

OH LOOK IT'S THE DORKY LOOKING MANNING BROTHERS AND THEY'RE RAPPING(?) AND THEY HAVE FUNNY HAIR. I'm a pretty big Peyton fanboy, but that was just cringy.
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#1764 Chutebox
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[QUOTE="monkeytoes61"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=jn5zytfm9No#at=65 Uh, yeah.

I think it was good. Their teams will never forget.
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#1765 PSP107
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[QUOTE="monkeytoes61"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=jn5zytfm9No#at=65 Uh, yeah.

lol. the "Football On Your Phone" has is catchy + Nice Catchy Line F.Y.O.P + Make Up +Decent Chicks - Why was they dress in 80's if the rap is modern? - The lyrics/video towards the middle and end was weaker than the begining - Direct TV
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#1766 Put_in_Kitna
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Somehow they look less gayer than they usually do. 

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#1767 jg4xchamp
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You guys have no sense of humor. That was hilarious.
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#1768 Put_in_Kitna
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You guys have no sense of humor. That was hilarious. jg4xchamp

I think we all laughed. 

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#1769 The-Apostle
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[QUOTE="JML897"]http://deadspin.com/the-nfl-will-crack-down-on-touchdown-celebrations-agai-1039711146

As first noted by Pro Football Talk, reports out of multiple camps have officials warning players that they intend to more strictly enforce the unsportsmanlike conduct penalties already on the books. That includes: sack dances; home run swing; incredible hulk; spiking the ball; spinning the ball; throwing or shoving the ball; pointing; pointing the ball; verbal taunting; military salute; standing over an opponent (prolonged and with provocation); or dancing.

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Soon, players will be forced to sign a notarized document confirming that they did indeed score a touchdown and fax it back to the league office before they're allowed to return to the sideline.
Awesome! I'd LOVE to see that!! :P
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#1770 RevanBITW
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[QUOTE="jg4xchamp"]You guys have no sense of humor. That was hilarious. Put_in_Kitna

I think we all laughed. 

No and no.
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#1771 Swanogt19
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[QUOTE="Put_in_Kitna"]

[QUOTE="jg4xchamp"]You guys have no sense of humor. That was hilarious. RevanBITW

I think we all laughed. 

No and no.

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#1772 Put_in_Kitna
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[QUOTE="Put_in_Kitna"]

[QUOTE="jg4xchamp"]You guys have no sense of humor. That was hilarious. RevanBITW

I think we all laughed. 

No and no.

Nice job missing the point of my post. 

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#1773 RevanBITW
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[QUOTE="RevanBITW"][QUOTE="Put_in_Kitna"]

I think we all laughed. 

Put_in_Kitna

No and no.

Nice job missing the point of my post. 

Oh, but you have to admit that you were being ambiguous. On the other hand, I should've known you were better than that. My apologies. lol
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#1774 36Ounces
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Damn that video was shit.

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http://deadspin.com/the-nfl-will-crack-down-on-touchdown-celebrations-agai-1039711146

As first noted by Pro Football Talk, reports out of multiple camps have officials warning players that they intend to more strictly enforce the unsportsmanlike conduct penalties already on the books. That includes: sack dances; home run swing; incredible hulk; spiking the ball; spinning the ball; throwing or shoving the ball; pointing; pointing the ball; verbal taunting; military salute; standing over an opponent (prolonged and with provocation); or dancing. JML897

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Lame.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=jn5zytfm9No#at=65 Uh, yeah.monkeytoes61

Looks like Eli pimped out his Citizen Eco-Drive.

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#1777 deactivated-5fc147aeeb0aa
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Looks like No Hablo's team is getting soft.

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap1000000227532/article/eagles-brandon-boykin-patriots-tried-to-bully-us

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#1778 The-Apostle
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Looks like No Hablo's team is getting soft.

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap1000000227532/article/eagles-brandon-boykin-patriots-tried-to-bully-us

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Bastards... :lol:
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#1779 No_Hablo_Ingles
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Looks like No Hablo's team is getting soft.

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap1000000227532/article/eagles-brandon-boykin-patriots-tried-to-bully-us

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... going to be a long season.
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#1780 Hallenbeck77  Moderator
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The thread for the 2013 season is now stickied.