whats the dumbest thing you heard someone say

For me in English we were going over slang throughout the 20th century and we got to swagger. Someone asked what it meant. Almost everyone was in awe when they found out that swag was short for swagger.

'Playstation 3 visuals are better than top of the range PC visuals' It's surprising how often I see people write that on forums.MushroomWig

[QUOTE="MushroomWig"]'Playstation 3 visuals are better than top of the range PC visuals' It's surprising how often I see people write that on forums.mitu123

For me in English we were going over slang throughout the 20th century and we got to swagger. Someone asked what it meant. Almost everyone was in awe when they found out that swag was short for swagger.

MrMe1000

I assume the dumb part of that scenario is the person who claimed swag is short for swagger? Because it's not.

I once heard someone say 'He went around that corner on two wheels'. The guy was on a motorbike.

"Time is irrelevant, and doesn't change things."

I didn't hear it said but I read it as a quote from someone. It's the most ignorant thing I've ever heard.

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[QUOTE="MushroomWig"]'Playstation 3 visuals are better than top of the range PC visuals' It's surprising how often I see people write that on forums.xaos

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For me in English we were going over slang throughout the 20th century and we got to swagger. Someone asked what it meant. Almost everyone was in awe when they found out that swag was short for swagger.

Oleg_Huzwog

I assume the dumb part of that scenario is the person who claimed swag is short for swagger? Because it's not.

"I love you".SailorHiiragi

[QUOTE="xaos"][QUOTE="mitu123"] As a PC gamer I'm baffled when I read that.

mitu123

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For me in English we were going over slang throughout the 20th century and we got to swagger. Someone asked what it meant. Almost everyone was in awe when they found out that swag was short for swagger.

GodofBigMacs

I assume the dumb part of that scenario is the person who claimed swag is short for swagger? Because it's not.

It's not short for anything. Swag is its own word. Swagger was derived from swag, not the other way around.

"Read my lips! NO NEW TAXES!" President George Bush (Senior).

[QUOTE="GodofBigMacs"][QUOTE="Oleg_Huzwog"]

I assume the dumb part of that scenario is the person who claimed swag is short for swagger? Because it's not.

Oleg_Huzwog

It's not short for anything. Swag is its own word. Swagger was derived from swag, not the other way around.

'Playstation 3 visuals are better than top of the range PC visuals' It's surprising how often I see people write that on forums.MushroomWig

Back when I worked with ice cream, some girl asked me how many scoops came in a double scoop. I just kinda looed at her with a blank face.

loving life. I can't stand it when people say that.SailorHiiragi

Back when I worked with ice cream, some girl asked me how many scoops came in a double scoop. I just kinda looed at her with a blank face.

Suzy_Q_Kazoo

I hope you said 1.

For me in English we were going over slang throughout the 20th century and we got to swagger. Someone asked what it meant. Almost everyone was in awe when they found out that swag was short for swagger.

MrMe1000

[QUOTE="SailorHiiragi"]loving life. I can't stand it when people say that.fastesttruck

Have to agree with you guys.

Highly annoying. Reminds me of the myspace girls years back who would update there status with that everytime they got a new boyfriend or something. Then a week later posting another status like "omg life sucks so bad. Ill never fall in love again."

Rinse and repeat every week.

[QUOTE="MushroomWig"]'Playstation 3 visuals are better than top of the range PC visuals' It's surprising how often I see people write that on forums.mitu123

Some jersey shore wanna be girl thought abe lincoln was the first black presidentimaps3fanboy

When someone said to me-- after I said I was moving to Portugal:

"Oh isn't that a place in Spain?"

I was both insulted and overflowing with facepalms. :P

When someone said to me-- after I said I was moving to Portugal:

"Oh isn't that a place in Spain?"

I was both insulted and overflowing with facepalms. :P

parkurtommo

I work in a restuarant. i got a couple. I love the : I want my meat rare but not cold/I want my beef med-rare but not bloody.

However these two are the funniest and dumbest things I've heard.

1:

Customer: I want the fried rice with everything in it.

Server: Chicken fried rice?

Customer: no, not just chicken--everything.

Server: Beef fried rice?

Customer (looks to her husband): which one is it honey?

Customer (husband): combination fried rice.

2:

Customer: Excuse me, this beer you just served me isn't cold.

Server: You want ice with that?

Once met a guy who swears to the fact that he saw a triangular UFO hovering directly above him in broad daylight, doing rotations and claimed it moved without accelerating :lol:

This SAME guy thinks that the bricks used to build the pyramids in ancient Egypt were moved by kites of some sort....

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Back when I worked with ice cream, some girl asked me how many scoops came in a double scoop. I just kinda looed at her with a blank face.

MushroomWig

I hope you said 1.

This SAME guy thinks that the bricks used to build the pyramids in ancient Egypt were moved by kites of some sort....

TheNewEraIcon

Are you sure he said "kiTes" and not something else?

Someone asked what it meant. Almost everyone was in awe when they found out that swag was short for swagger.

MrMe1000

IDK, i hear a lot of things.... my sister recently said South Korea was an island though i'm sure i've heard worse, my memory dosn't work well with this sort of thing

"I didn't know there was a Washington state." I've seriously heard some girls say that back in middle school. :|

[QUOTE="TheNewEraIcon"]This SAME guy thinks that the bricks used to build the pyramids in ancient Egypt were moved by kites of some sort....

Oleg_Huzwog

Are you sure he said "kiTes" and not something else?

[QUOTE="TheNewEraIcon"]This SAME guy thinks that the bricks used to build the pyramids in ancient Egypt were moved by kites of some sort....

Oleg_Huzwog

Are you sure he said "kiTes" and not something else?