I was supposed to meet my father on my fifth birthday.............Obviously didn't happen...........................Been a cynical asshole ever since.................
Every birthday has subsequently sucked...............................Stopped getting gifts and starting getting cash at twelve.............
Happy Birthday!!! And I think my best birthday present was my paid for drinks on my 21st.
That's the best part of turning 21. Free drinks, and one of the only times you get free drinks! Unless of course you are a woman, in which case you can get free drinks all the damn time.
At that age, had to be a car, that was the best ever. Even though it was just a old 4 cyl., i totally enjoyed every minute of it, till some drunk driver hit it while it was parked. Lol ..
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