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#1 jealentus
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Bats, The Dark Knight, Batman, whatever you call him he's a badass. He's got a cape, some batarangs, a utility belt with god knows what...maybe a sandwich holder..., sweet mask, batmobile that has pop out mini jet, grappling hooks, and awesome gloves with spikes on them to **** people's faces up with. He is a stealthy mofo raised by ninjas (Even jedis if you saw batman begins, with qui gon jin) and thus has the martial arts and acrobatics of a ninja. Plus he does that cool thing where he's talking to police chief commisioner Gordon while Gordon's back is facing away - then he turns around to look at bats and sees an open window with the curtains blowing.

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Solid Snake, the hero of Shadow Moses who defeated Metal Gear. He killed his father in a shirtless fist fight in a mine field with a nuclear missile facility in flames....after killing a cyborg ninja in a fist fight in a mine field with a nuclear missile facility in flames.


*busts out duel of fates techno remix*
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#2 3DayFinisher
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probably Solid Snake, snipe batman when hes on a tower
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#3 The_Zoid
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He would CQC Batman's ass into oblivion.

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#4 Headbanger88
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What kind of match up is this? Anyway Batman. He's a genius, a master of every known martial art, a master detective, am aster of stealth, a master of inventing gadgets and engineering, and a master of pretty much anything that involves kicking ass.
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#5 IsNotInterestes
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The real thread title should've been Big Boss VS. Batman. Then, Batman would actually have someone to worry about.
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#6 Judza
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Batman, he can invent or buy whatever Snake's technological advantage is against Batman, thus even out the playing field in that respect.

Then Batman would just use some type of martial art, or projectile weapon, and all Snake would be able to do is say

"DAMN" (in Snake voice)...right before he gets killed.

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#7 soulless4now
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I say batman. >_>
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#8 Hman321
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hahahahaha snake would win
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#9 reddevilyi
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Batman, he can invent or buy whatever Snake's technological advantage is against Batman, thus even out the playing field in that respect.

Then Batman would just use some type of martial art, or projectile weapon, and all Snake would be able to do is say

"DAMN" (in Snake voice)...right before he gets killed.

Judza

Batman wouldn't kill him. Batman doesn't kill, silly.

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#10 xtn702
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batman
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#11 Rhen_Var
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Come on! Snake has guns!

Solid Snake Park Sniper Rifle [Headshot] Batman.

PERIOD

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#12 Samwel_X
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Snake has guns. Even if Batman had a bullet proof suit there is that area around his jaw that could be shot off. Snake wins.
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#13 Taegukki
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If Batman could beat Cane, The Joker, Clayface, Killer Croc and a multitude of assassins, ninjas and all types of gun toting morons, he'd have no trouble with Snake. Snake is an old man with guns.
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#14 agilefalcon16
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Pfft, so what if Snake has guns? Haven't any of you seen the Batman movie? The guys in that movie had guns too, but Batman beat them all down anyway. Also, do you actually think that Batman would let himself get sniped by some old man? Remember, in the movie, Batman hid in the shadows (he didn't just walk around in plain sight), no one ever snuck up on Batman.

This poll is rediculous, of course Batman would win (with far superior intelligence, martial arts experience, wealth, weaponry, etc.). This poll should have been either Superman Vs. Batman, or Solid Snake Vs. Jack Bauer.

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Snake. Snake's a frickin' ninja, man. Trained in survival, hand-to-hand combat... Batman, on the other hand is a guy in leather tights who swings down a pole with a teenage kid. And as to the 'ninja training', if the guys in Batman Begins were really ninjas, the movie would have been called 'Batman Ends'.
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#16 Viedric
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Snake would completely and utterly kick batman's ass. No question about it, he was genetically engineered for combat.
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*doesn't care*
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#18 Bourbons3
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Batman owns all.
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#19 especensor
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as much as i'd like to think snake would win. there is now way batman can lose. no matter how dire the situation, he'll always have some sort of save the world gadget on his utility belt.
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Snake would completely and utterly kick batman's ass. No question about it, he was genetically engineered for combat.Viedric

Oh please, while Snake would be out trying to "utterly kick batman's ass", Batman would simply drive by in his Batmobile/tank and mow Snake's ass over without giving it a second thought. That's just how badass Batman is. 8)

Sorry, pic's kinda big.

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Snake. Snake's a frickin' ninja, man. Trained in survival, hand-to-hand combat... Batman, on the other hand is a guy in leather tights who swings down a pole with a teenage kid. And as to the 'ninja training', if the guys in Batman Begins were really ninjas, the movie would have been called 'Batman Ends'.Megadeth425

If correct Batman also know hand to hand combat aswell martial arts.

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[QUOTE="Viedric"]Snake would completely and utterly kick batman's ass. No question about it, he was genetically engineered for combat.agilefalcon16

Oh please, while Snake would be out trying to "utterly kick batman's ass", Batman would simply drive by in his Batmobile/tank and mow Snake's ass over without giving it a second thought. That's just how badass Batman is. 8)

http://www.cnv.co.il/pics/weeklypics/batmobile.jpg

Sorry, pic's kinda big.

Well you have no ideal how badass a cardboard box is :lol:
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[QUOTE="Megadeth425"]Snake. Snake's a frickin' ninja, man. Trained in survival, hand-to-hand combat... Batman, on the other hand is a guy in leather tights who swings down a pole with a teenage kid. And as to the 'ninja training', if the guys in Batman Begins were really ninjas, the movie would have been called 'Batman Ends'.TheShadowLord07

If correct Batman also know hand to hand combat aswell martial arts.

Yeah, but Batman's training is in poorly-choreograped fight scenes captioned with cheesy graphics that say "Pow". Snake single-handedly takes down several armed soldiers who are firing at him with just his fist and maybe a knife.
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#24 agilefalcon16
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[QUOTE="agilefalcon16"]

[QUOTE="Viedric"]Snake would completely and utterly kick batman's ass. No question about it, he was genetically engineered for combat.Rhen_Var

Oh please, while Snake would be out trying to "utterly kick batman's ass", Batman would simply drive by in his Batmobile/tank and mow Snake's ass over without giving it a second thought. That's just how badass Batman is. 8)

http://www.cnv.co.il/pics/weeklypics/batmobile.jpg

Sorry, pic's kinda big.

Well you have no ideal how badass a cardboard box is :lol:

No dude, it wasn't just a stage prop, it was an actual, driveable machine. It even served as a pace car for the "Batman Begins 400" NASCAR race at Michigan International Speedway a couple years ago:

http://www.detnews.com/2005/autosinsider/0506/13/A01-213652.htm

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#25 agilefalcon16
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Snake single-handedly takes down several armed soldiers who are firing at him with just his fist and maybe a knife.Megadeth425

Yeah, in a video game. :roll: Pretty lame. At least Batman was made into a badass movie.

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#26 Megadeth425
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They're making an MGS movie, man, which I can guarantee will be much awesome-er than any Batman movie ever made.
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[QUOTE="Rhen_Var"][QUOTE="agilefalcon16"]

[QUOTE="Viedric"]Snake would completely and utterly kick batman's ass. No question about it, he was genetically engineered for combat.agilefalcon16

Oh please, while Snake would be out trying to "utterly kick batman's ass", Batman would simply drive by in his Batmobile/tank and mow Snake's ass over without giving it a second thought. That's just how badass Batman is. 8)

http://www.cnv.co.il/pics/weeklypics/batmobile.jpg

Sorry, pic's kinda big.

Well you have no ideal how badass a cardboard box is :lol:

No dude, it wasn't just a stage prop, it was an actual, driveable machine. It even served as a pace car for the "Batman Begins 400" NASCAR race at Michigan International Speedway a couple years ago:

http://www.detnews.com/2005/autosinsider/0506/13/A01-213652.htm

No I mean the game. (In Batman's case the movie)

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#28 Green_Iugana
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solid snake would kill batman no problem
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#29 agilefalcon16
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They're making an MGS movie, man, which I can guarantee will be much awesome-er than any Batman movie ever made.Megadeth425

How can you guarantee that? Every other video game-based movie in the past has sucked (take Resident Evil, for example), so how will this one be any different? Batman Begins was a badass movie (got an 84% on Rottentomatoes, BTW), I highly doubt a movie based a video game will be more successful.

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#30 agilefalcon16
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[QUOTE="agilefalcon16"][QUOTE="Rhen_Var"][QUOTE="agilefalcon16"]

[QUOTE="Viedric"]Snake would completely and utterly kick batman's ass. No question about it, he was genetically engineered for combat.Rhen_Var

Oh please, while Snake would be out trying to "utterly kick batman's ass", Batman would simply drive by in his Batmobile/tank and mow Snake's ass over without giving it a second thought. That's just how badass Batman is. 8)

http://www.cnv.co.il/pics/weeklypics/batmobile.jpg

Sorry, pic's kinda big.

Well you have no ideal how badass a cardboard box is :lol:

No dude, it wasn't just a stage prop, it was an actual, driveable machine. It even served as a pace car for the "Batman Begins 400" NASCAR race at Michigan International Speedway a couple years ago:

http://www.detnews.com/2005/autosinsider/0506/13/A01-213652.htm

No I mean the game. (In Batman's case the movie)

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#31 Greatgone12
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Superman would, just because he's that arrogant.
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#32 Silver_Dragon17
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Batman. He has more than just strength: He has brains. Snake has guns. Batman has cool weapons that work just as well.
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He would CQC Batman's ass into oblivion.

The_Zoid

exactly.

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#34 king23_
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Solid Snake
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#35 luckypants
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Psh, no competition here, Snake pwns!
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#36 ithilgore2006
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They're making an MGS movie, man, which I can guarantee will be much awesome-er than any Batman movie ever made.Megadeth425
Even though more or less all video game movies ever made have been awful?
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#37 playstation_wii
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snake would win eith ease
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Solid Snake because he has no problem with slitting someone's throat.
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#39 DBZKingdomHFAN3
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im going to have to say batman, as much as i love the guy, its funny how he beats everyone he meets...
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#40 mac906
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Snake would win :P
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#41 Apollo5000
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Batman by far.

I mean he beat a Predator, Alien, Terminator and Superman and Green Lantern. I think he's more than ready to face Snake who hasn't defeated them.

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#42 MichaeltheCM
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Batman! totally!
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#43 greenprince
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The Cape Crusader would Win
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Okay Snake killed a Hind D by himself, Batman kills Joker, Snake detroys a nuclear equipped walking battle tank 3 times, Batman has only trashed his Bat Mobile, Snake kills many lunctics along his way, Batman snitched on many lunatics on his way

Tally up the scores

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Snake will win...
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snake would own batman so hard
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#47 Apollo5000
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Okay Snake killed a Hind D by himself, Batman kills Joker, Snake detroys a nuclear equipped walking battle tank 3 times, Batman has only trashed his Bat Mobile, Snake kills many lunctics along his way, Batman snitched on many lunatics on his way

Tally up the scores

jus2nyce

What the hell are you talking about?

Batman whipped Superman and Green Lantern. Both of them are more powerful than anyone Snake has every fought.

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#48 Gamefan1986
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Snake. Snake's a frickin' ninja, man. Trained in survival, hand-to-hand combat... Batman, on the other hand is a guy in leather tights who swings down a pole with a teenage kid. And as to the 'ninja training', if the guys in Batman Begins were really ninjas, the movie would have been called 'Batman Ends'.Megadeth425

The only way Snake would have any chance of beating Batman was if it was the 1960's TV show era Batman. Because in the modern day comics and the movies that actually matter, Batman either doesn't have a sidekick or has a sidekick that only makes appearances sparingly. He wears body armor not tights. Plus, Batman is in peak physical condition, a master of every martial art known to man, he was trained in the ways of the ninja, he is a billionaire genius, a master detective,has an arsenal that makes Snake's look like he got it from the toddler section of Wal-Mart, and is a master of stealth and misdirection. Batman could kill Snake 30 times before he hit the ground, and that's only if he didn't decide to throw an explosive batarang at him and blow him into 30 pieces first.

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#49 deactivated-5a385958ec9cd
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He would CQC Batman's ass into oblivion.

The_Zoid

Naked Snake is the master at CQC, not Solid Snake.

I'm a master at CQC, I learned moves from Snake Eater 8)

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#50 -Masterchef-
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Snake definitely, he has guns.