So how do you feel about Purity Balls?

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#51 Gen007
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theres gotta be like a 90% chance that they are being molested by the father seriously. Even if he isn't these kids are gonna be messed up down the road and will most def have trouble functioning in the real world.

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#52 Dracula68
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[QUOTE="rawsavon"][QUOTE="Dracula68"]

Take em to the Barber to clean them up real nice.

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...so a baby bat is a better look?

I just take it down to about 1/8 of an inch with a beard trimmer. Looks good man...

Yeah, be very careful what type of razor you use and how close as well.
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#53 jesuschristmonk
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that girl is going to be a whore when she gets to college

needled24-7
The sad thing about this (your comment) is that will most likely be true...
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#54 Zaibach
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you can just image the day one of his daughters get married now.. the father walks up to the groom. fist-bumps him and says "that p----'s your now, i took good care of it for you."comp_atkins

dear god.

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#55 Communist_Soul
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Creeped out, would ask for parent but I'm afraid they will take me out on a date.

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#56 Communist_Soul
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[QUOTE="comp_atkins"]you can just image the day one of his daughters get married now.. the father walks up to the groom. fist-bumps him and says "that p----'s your now, i took good care of it for you."Zaibach

dear god.

Got to keep that shlt tight.

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#58 DraugenCP
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Purity Balls? Amusing name, that's for sure.

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#59 linkin_guy109
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[QUOTE="comp_atkins"]you can just image the day one of his daughters get married now.. the father walks up to the groom. fist-bumps him and says "that p----'s your now, i took good care of it for you."thegerg

"Thanks pops, but there's nothing wrong with driving a slightly used but well cared for car. The break-in period on a new drivetrain can be a pain in the ass."

at that point the police would show up after the father repeatedly punched the groom
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#61 PS2_ROCKS
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I think the important thing here is, I finally accidentally found the source of your sig and avatar. Good stuff.
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#62 PiscesChick93
Member since 2008 • 10732 Posts

That was certainly very bizarre...

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#63 James161324
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If those girls go away to college, they are going to be the ones sleeping with everyone they meet

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#64 Wolf-Man2006
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WAIT WHAT??!!??!! This sounds like an unofficial sequel to that South Park episode about purity rings

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#65 worlock77
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These men should probably just go ahead and add their names to the sex offender registry.

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#66 foxhound_fox
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When I first saw the title to this thread, I was expecting some Asian product with an Engrish label used in laundry or something.
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#67 XiaolinPrincess
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It seems like some religious thing 9I had to stop watching after a few seconds). Now I'm not an atheist, but I think that they're putting religion as the base for this ball.
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#68 horgen  Moderator
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[QUOTE="horgen123"]When I first heard about this... Some years ago... I thought this was going to far. It isn't violent luckily, but imo they are taking it to far. Jandurin
do you love daddy very much very very much very very very much very very very very much very very very very very much or very very very very very very very very very much?

You're asking the wrong guy...
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#69 Dracula68
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Now that I actually watched the video I have to say that is creepy as hell and disgusting.
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#70 Celldrax
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All I see is fathers brain-washing their daughters...

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#71 XilePrincess
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Aside from the forced 'purity', it's a nice idea, getting fathers and daughters together. But the purity thing kind of makes me sick, and creeps me out. It really reinforces that you're worth nothing if your body isn't 'right'. For regular people, it's weight, size of boobs, cellulite level, etc. For these people, it's whether anybody has been poking around inside your cooter or not. You only have worth if nobody has.

The whiteboard with the scale of how much they love their dad was so weird, and again it's REALLY nice that they spend time with their dad, but dates? Rings? This sounds like how boys try to get in your pants... Forcing purity on somebody is something I disagree with. If they want to do it, okay. But they should be allowed to stop at any time they want.

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#72 Jazz_Fan
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It's extreme and causes their to be more weird fundamentalist to walk among us for many generations to come. At worst, the daughter's will become extremely out of touch with their sexuality which could create dangerous levels of self-loathing and/or stupor. At best it could create a series of Electra complex's that would make Jung smile in his grave.

Also: when I see the term 'purity balls' my mind creates the mental image of someone dipping their testicles in tequila for whatever reason.

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#73 DDRMom
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I think its great that the fathers want to have a positive influence on their daughters but that is creepy. LOL at "Its a great day at the Abstinence Clearing House, how can I help you?" I wonder what they sell there?
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#74 gameboy343
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they're all gonna turn into lesbians or complete rebelsZumaJones07


nothing wrong with this.

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#75 Engrish_Major
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[QUOTE="ZumaJones07"]they're all gonna turn into lesbians or complete rebelsgameboy343

nothing wrong with this.

No, but it's completely contrary to the purposes of the purity function.
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#76 rawsavon
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[QUOTE="DDRMom"]I think its great that the fathers want to have a positive influence on their daughters but that is creepy. LOL at "Its a great day at the Abstinence Clearing House, how can I help you?" I wonder what they sell there?

...nothing
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#77 Cheesehead9099
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My god this video is so weird.

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#78 metroidprime55
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Wait, if they can't have any contact with members of the opposite sex until they are married how do they meet somebody they want to marry?
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#79 Engrish_Major
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Wait, if they can't have any contact with members of the opposite sex until they are married how do they meet somebody they want to marry?metroidprime55
Their parents pick out the most suitable mate from christiandating.com
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#80 Teenaged
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Thank goodness everyone isn't as condescending as you about stuff like this. It may seem overprotective, but it's probably meant to teach their daughters that they have value.

BranKetra

Thank goodness having value has nothing to do with getting shielded from whatever the hell parents perceive as an outside danger.

They might as well lock them inside the house right? Nothing says "value" more than something you keep locked inside your house so that no one sees or touches.

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#82 Teenaged
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Lol, TC said Balls.

But nah. Watched the video, they're not the worst parents in the world. FAR from it. Far, far, (10 minutes later) far, from it. Crazy? Aren't we all...

InEMplease

In the beginning I thought it was about actual balls used to prevent ...entry.

And I was thinking... doesnt that beat the purpose?

But yeah...

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#83 deactivated-598fc45371265
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"Watches video"

ohhh, THAT kind of ball.

...........

Am i the only one that was expecting something different?

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#84 deactivated-598fc45371265
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[QUOTE="InEMplease"]

Lol, TC said Balls.

But nah. Watched the video, they're not the worst parents in the world. FAR from it. Far, far, (10 minutes later) far, from it. Crazy? Aren't we all...

Teenaged

In the beginning I thought it was about actual balls used to prevent ...entry.

And I was thinking... doesnt that beat the purpose?

But yeah...

So did I... O_o

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#85 Hallenbeck77  Moderator
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"Watches video"

ohhh, THAT kind of ball.

...........

Am i the only one that was expecting something different?

Storm_Marine

I thought of this when I first saw it.

Well... the Beavis and Butt-head pic first, THEN, this popped up.

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#87 THE_DRUGGIE
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[QUOTE="Storm_Marine"]

"Watches video"

ohhh, THAT kind of ball.

...........

Am i the only one that was expecting something different?

Hallenbeck77

I thought of this when I first saw it.

Well... the Beavis and Butt-head pic first, THEN, this popped up.

Too bad Purity Balls are fairly modest in size.

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#88 PernicioEnigma
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The dads just wants them all to themselves.

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#89 worlock77
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Lol, TC said Balls.

But nah. Watched the video, they're not the worst parents in the world. FAR from it. Far, far, (10 minutes later) far, from it. Crazy? Aren't we all...

InEMplease

Maybe not the worst, but they're still goddamn creepy.

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#90 scoots9
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No strong feelings.

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#91 theone86
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You know how all the kids who didn't get a date to prom had anti-prom? Well, let's just say that if they have the same thing for purity balls then I wish they had them when I was a student.

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#92 ZumaJones07
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In the beginning I thought it was about actual balls used to prevent ...entry.

Teenaged
glad i wasn't the only one. As soon as i saw girls in dresses, I was like, "are there like steel balls up in their vajayjay?" then i watched the rest. i think steel balls up girls vajayjays would be a better story.
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#93 Bloodseeker23
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Fk'd up.
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#94 Lebbin
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It is one thing to stay pure by saving ones self till marriage, but this takes that concept, perverts it, and brings it to a unhealthy level. As a Christian, it is frustrating to see others twist the teachings of the Bible into this.

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#95 unrealtron
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Weird people is weird.
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#96 Gaming-Planet
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Horny dad taking advantage of their beliefs and dating their daughters.

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#97 Gaming-Planet
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"Watches video"

ohhh, THAT kind of ball.

...........

Am i the only one that was expecting something different?

Storm_Marine
I read it as puberty balls for some reason. :lol:
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#98 poptart
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There's a chick that pops up in the vid at 2.41 with one of the worst heairstyles I've seen in a while. If she sticks with that she'll be be 'pure' for fukin life.

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#99 poptart
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[QUOTE="Storm_Marine"]

"Watches video"

ohhh, THAT kind of ball.

...........

Am i the only one that was expecting something different?

Gaming-Planet

I read it as puberty balls for some reason. :lol:

I thought it was going to be about some newly created kind of balls in opposition to these

ABSTINENCE BALLS! Available at your local methodist church.