"Poop is brown"

Haha this is kinda funny I thought it was anyway.

In health class out teacher had a meeting or soemthing (yay) so we had out science teacher teach it (double yay) he starts telling us stories and told us about his extretory system lesson he told.

He said someone asked him "If food leaves the stomach white, why is poop brown?" and he thought they asked "What color is poop when it leaves?" so he starts making fun or them and saying they don't poop and stuff and then he goes up to the board and writes in big letters to fill the entire board "POOP IS BROWN" (the teacher) Well they frequently had tours of the classrooms and he left the message up and went to the back of the room. Some tour people knocked and he was like "Come in" but then he saw that "POOP IS BROWN" was still on the board so he runs up to it and takes an eraser and erases as fast as he can but the tour people already saw it.

What a dork. This was the best health class ever. Also I got Half-Life Anthology. Life is good.

Whew, I was expecting another spam attack.haloraider

Whew, I was expecting another spam attack.haloraider

Whew, I was expecting another spam attack.haloraider

[QUOTE="haloraider"]Whew, I was expecting another spam attack.Bloodcore77

don't forget the ever popular green and occasional but rare redFilthyYamBag

Haha this is kinda funny I thought it was anyway.

In health class out teacher had a meeting or soemthing (yay) so we had out science teacher teach it (double yay) he starts telling us stories and told us about his extretory system lesson he told.

He said someone asked him "If food leaves the stomach white, why is poop brown?" and he thought they asked "What color is poop when it leaves?" so he starts making fun or them and saying they don't poop and stuff and then he goes up to the board and writes in big letters to fill the entire board "POOP IS BROWN" (the teacher) Well they frequently had tours of the classrooms and he left the message up and went to the back of the room. Some tour people knocked and he was like "Come in" but then he saw that "POOP IS BROWN" was still on the board so he runs up to it and takes an eraser and erases as fast as he can but the tour people already saw it.

What a dork. This was the best health class ever. Also I got Half-Life Anthology. Life is good.

Half-Life_man

[QUOTE="FilthyYamBag"]don't forget the ever popular green and occasional but rare redbloodrunner6

don't forget the ever popular green and occasional but rare redFilthyYamBag

Haha this is kinda funny I thought it was anyway.

In health class out teacher had a meeting or soemthing (yay) so we had out science teacher teach it (double yay) he starts telling us stories and told us about his extretory system lesson he told.

He said someone asked him "If food leaves the stomach white, why is poop brown?" and he thought they asked "What color is poop when it leaves?" so he starts making fun or them and saying they don't poop and stuff and then he goes up to the board and writes in big letters to fill the entire board "POOP IS BROWN" (the teacher) Well they frequently had tours of the classrooms and he left the message up and went to the back of the room. Some tour people knocked and he was like "Come in" but then he saw that "POOP IS BROWN" was still on the board so he runs up to it and takes an eraser and erases as fast as he can but the tour people already saw it.

What a dork. This was the best health class ever. Also I got Half-Life Anthology. Life is good.

Half-Life_man

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Haha this is kinda funny I thought it was anyway.

In health class out teacher had a meeting or soemthing (yay) so we had out science teacher teach it (double yay) he starts telling us stories and told us about his extretory system lesson he told.

He said someone asked him "If food leaves the stomach white, why is poop brown?" and he thought they asked "What color is poop when it leaves?" so he starts making fun or them and saying they don't poop and stuff and then he goes up to the board and writes in big letters to fill the entire board "POOP IS BROWN" (the teacher) Well they frequently had tours of the classrooms and he left the message up and went to the back of the room. Some tour people knocked and he was like "Come in" but then he saw that "POOP IS BROWN" was still on the board so he runs up to it and takes an eraser and erases as fast as he can but the tour people already saw it.

What a dork. This was the best health class ever. Also I got Half-Life Anthology. Life is good.

Half-Life_man