Public Poop Vs. Embarrassing Barf

Which would you rather do.  AND NO "neither" is not an option... Obviously both are bad, the point is which one do you think is not as bad as the other

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puking, can be explained away as indigestion, etc...

accidental defecation = no excuse

so you can't turn your head to avoid puking on your gf?darkjedirpm

Hypothetical dude, and my defense for craping is they might not think it's you, cause your around a ton of people.

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I'd rather throw up on my GF. Saying you're sick always works. And I never just blow up when I throw up anyway. Besides...she's thrown up on me before...

Six Flags + 3 slices of pizza + large Sprite = dirty pants