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#1 PainfulPriapism
Member since 2007 • 37 Posts
Post funny pick up lines
mine is: hey is that a mirror in your pocket because i see me in your pants
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#2 double_decker
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Hey baby, nice shoes... wanna ****?

Want to go out for pizza and sex?... What, you don't like pizza?:)

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#3 Def_Jef88
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"Nice legs, when do they open? "
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#5 TeymoORly
Member since 2006 • 1496 Posts
There are 206 bones in your body, want another one? Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
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#6 rudyfan04
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Why is the sky so cloudy? All the blue is in your eyes. Aaaawe...............
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#7 not_grape
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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. TeymoORly
You copycat, boooooo. Grease Monkey said that in the other pick up line thread. :evil:
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#8 formula1racer
Member since 2007 • 6075 Posts
if i told you that you have a nice body,would you hold it against you