Omegle, in which talking to strangers turns out to be more lulzy than expected.

It took me some time to get the correct answer to this...

You: Do you happen to have six fingers on your left hand?

Stranger: yes

You: My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my Father, Prepare. To die...

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

At first I went there to do the very things all you guys do and troll some people..but amazingly enough I've met some REALLY cool people on it and with a few of them become very, very good and close friends with. It's also a fantastic way to get a sneak peak in different cultures since a lot of people are from outside of the US.

Fantastic website for whatever; whether it be trolling or a nice conversation

I wonder if this freaked him out.

Stranger: hey
You: I killed a man with my thumb before
Stranger: cool
You: it was grusome
Stranger: cool
You: very very so
You: Ur next
You: see u on sunday

Stranger: hey Stranger: m or f? You: f Stranger: cool Stranger: cam 2 cam? You: hold on i just got out of the shower Stranger: ok You: ok You: im not fully dressed is that cool Stranger: hhaaa Stranger: of course lol You: ok how we do this Stranger: u have msn? You: no Stranger: aim? You: yeah Stranger: ok Stranger: wats ure screen name You: hoochpantysnatch0069 You: its stupid i know Stranger: lol cut Stranger: cute You: just to let you know i have a penis Stranger: thats cool You: its like right above my vagina Stranger: wow thats awesome You: but you can barely see it Stranger: im bi Stranger: so thats like Stranger: 2 for 1 Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Interesting, I love that site. Here is one of my conversations:

Stranger: *censored*

You: Don't do that. In fact, don't touch your keyboard for a second!

You: May I ask some questions, sir and/or ma'am?

You: HAI NO YUI FURE NA NA NA HET ME WERN NUFF! *sighs* YOU MAKE TYPE, MONGREL!

Stranger: yes

Stranger: but questions in english

You: roflip, I'm just kidding.

You: I'm not a whacko, seriously.

You: Well, it's debatable, but, whatever.

You: So.. DO YOU BELIEVE IN TRANNO MAQUADO?

Stranger: asl?

You: NONE OF THAT!

You: it's boring.

Stranger: brazil u?

You: Canada, but don't JUDGE ME!

Stranger: how old?!

You: I'm old enough, thank you very much!

Stranger: :)

You: LULZ. those smileys always make me laugh. Do they make you laugh?

Stranger: i dont know!!

You: ROLLI POLLI OLLI! YETTI MER NOR A MITKIKKA QSEEWW! BAMM BLAMM KAZAAAM!

You: ..now did that make you laugh?

Stranger: hehehehheheeheheheh

Stranger: :P

You: You never answered my first question, BUT I WIN! SOO.. WITH THAT I SAY FAREWELL TO THEE! FIN. *stamps foot and marches off*

You have disconnected.

Lol, a thread on after A guided you perfectly how to troll

Most of the people are jerks, but I did have a very nice conversation with a guy from Germany.

this thread is full of win

that's how things usually go for me.

Okay, here we go. Stranger: 19-m-Turkey You: can I taste your blood? Stranger: yes Stranger: im a vampire too You: that's digusting You have disconnected. harashawn

Stranger: hey
You: sup
Stranger: f?
You: no
You: u?
Stranger: y
You: i preffer the letter "b" to be honest

i lol a lot of times

You: hi my name is steveStranger: wanna see my d**k on msn , webcam ?Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: his is the United States FBI. Your ISP is currently being tracked for requests of child pornography. An officer will be arriving at your door within the week. Have an enjoyable afternoon. If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it. what is this?? what if i really am from the FBI?curtkobain

That FBI thing is pretty funny considering how many pervs and pedos seem to be trolling the site.

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You:hi

Stranger:hey

Stranger:hows it goin?

You:cv

Stranger:wtf is cv?

You:mwahahahaha

Stranger:0_O

Stranger:im lost

You:good

Stranger:not

Stranger:fair

You:yes it is

Stranger:how so?!

You:GS,

Stranger:....

You:GS?

Stranger:now ur just being mean

You:aaahhhh

You:i'm so sorry

Stranger:heh

You:didn't mean to hurt ur feelings :(

Stranger:i have no idea what ur talking about -_-

You:can you forgive me? D:

Stranger:all is forgiven!

You:good, i feel so much better now :)

Stranger:ok

Stranger:now what the hell were u talkin about?

You:i have no idea :?

Stranger:gs?

Stranger:cv?

You:hmmm...

You:well...

You:if my theory is correct...

You:gs should mean gamespot

You:and cv should mean çava(which is french)

Stranger:i knew that 0_o

Stranger:but y gamespot?

You::o

You:yea i'm from gamespot

You:r u from gamespot?

Stranger:nu

You:k

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This is my best one soo far.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hey dude
You: or dudette O.o
Stranger: hihi
Stranger: dutette
You: hi
You: Now this is the story all about how My life got flipped, turned upside down
You: and if you'd like to take a minute jsut sit right there
Stranger: okay then
You: i'll tell you how i became the prince of belair
You: its because
You: I LIEK CHOCLATE MIELK
Stranger: ii knew i reconised those lyrics!!!
Stranger: i love that show!
You: me to
You: disconnect from em earthling
You: me*
Stranger: why?
You: because
You: I LIEK CHOCLATE MIELK
Stranger: uh-huh. is that all you can say? XP
You: mostly
Stranger: alrighty then. bye bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.