Most embarrassing or funny moment

I want to read funny or embarrassing highlights in your time:

Here's mine. I used to an alter boy, but at this time i was collecting money passing around the basket, with the long stick. We lined up after the collection in pairs of two's. Two guys in front of me, and two guys were behind me with baskets. When i bowed down, my stick went up because my basket was heavy, knocking the guy behind me in the face, money went flying everywhere and they guy was pissed off at me like i did it on purpose, lmao ! It was hilarious and embarrassing. Lol ..

Now tell yours ..

Playing tug of war with my coworkers against other departments during a company picnic. I had the job of shouting "Heave, Ho!" along with tugging at the rope.

On the second set of Heave Ho!, the strenuous pulling caused me to release a loud juicy fart. That in turn caused our opponents to laugh and lose. Then, I started laughing which caused me to fart some more, each laugh had a corresponding fart: put-put-put-put put. My crew couldn't stop laughing and we lost in the next round. ☺

Wow ! That one is hard to beat. Imagine if everyone started farting, lmao !

I was sitting on a bench once. Some stranger sat beside me. He was wearing a hat.
He said "Asslam-o-Alaikum (Blessings be upon you)"
And I said "Wa-alaikum-as-Salam (Blessings be upon you too)".
Then he said "How are you?" and I replied in a surprised tone "I'm fine I guess".
Then he said "I was there at the market yesterday but I didn't see you, you told me you were gonna pick me up. Where were you?"
And then I finally looked at him....he was on phone.

Well, I just walked away.

I can't stop farting laughing!

Damn Gamespot lost my comment again! >_<

Anyway, like I was saying, my most embarrassing moment was not all that funny. It was during a martial arts competition where I was defending my title. It was a 2 part competition, the single combat part went fine, I retained the title. The second part was a group sequence, where more advanced students took 2 novices and did a synchronised sequence. I got stuck with a dad and his kid. The father and I worked our asses off to get it perfect but the kid couldn't give a shit...up to the day of the competition he hadn't managed to get it right a single time so during the sequence I was so stressed and keeping my eyes on the kid my mind blanked and I forgot what I was supposed to do next...the kid did fine and we got last place because of my screw up...hated myself for months...

@korvus: Oh well. Better start all over again.

@davillain-: I did; was just making sure the comment actually stayed before I typed all of it again XD

I don't know. Maybe my friend's pretty decent looking mum walking around naked in the house when I was like 11.