If you were a cannibal....

If you were a cannibal and a pretty good cook and had to pick only five ingredients (body parts)to make a stew. Wait, I'll say it this way.... NAME FIVE BODY PARTS TO MAKE AGROSS STEW. I will judge your recipe, rating it between 1 and 10. Good luck and chew with your mouth closed!

If?

Any five ingredients? Good I choose five things other than another human.

Any five ingredients? Good I choose five things other than another human.

Bluestorm-Kalas

This is the morbid thread of the day.goth_bacon

Anything that goes with chicken I guess. crunchy skin, corn, mashed potatoes and gravy for sure. with people you can even floss right after your done eating. :p

Are we using Hufu or not? :P

I was going to say take a slice of arse to start with, however I think that wouldn't be right for a stew so I'd take some thigh instead. Considering we're not too dissimilar to pork, I'd probably start with a basic onion and tomato with a cider based gravy (probably the best part of a can) and slow cook for about 4 hours. Perhaps add some chopped apples late on in the process as well? Maybe not – I'd keep fairly basic. I'd serve with some creamed mash potato/sweet potato and some buttered green beans. Nice and simple wintery dish.

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Any five ingredients? Good I choose five things other than another human.

jalexbrown

I'm all ready am...jk.

It maybe just one ingredient and not really a spice but I REALLY love me some maple syrup on my dead baby.

Now if I were a cannibal. I'd have to pick whatever frakking ingredients are needed to kill off the diseases that will no doubt be transmitted at me and will eventually degrade my brain and body from consumption of human flesh. And if I were a cannibal i'd do it as little as possible so as to avoid slowly killing myself with the kind of diseases that are associated with cannibalism. Proof? If you like tl:dr then here ya go:

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2189571/

I'd probably cut out the most tender parts of the human body and cook myself some steak. Then, I'll have rice on the side with, maybe, a few vegetables and a nice glass of some fine red wine. Oh, and steak sauce :)

I'm scared.

I know TC said no spices, but the best thing I could think up would be to fry 'em up with KFC's eleven secret herbs and spices and make some mashed potatoes on the side. Mmm...jalexbrown

This is the morbid thread of the day.goth_bacon

I'd put a toenail, armpit hair, poop :P, peeled veins and a brainstem, put in some blood broth, cook it up, make you drink it, poison you, then eat you. :twisted:

If?

urdead18

I'd take a fat person, stuff them with a bunch of skinny people and stick em in the oven for an hour. Yum.

TC, are you a cannibal?Strider_91

Do what everyone else does, take the flesh from the animal and get rid of the organs. Also, I would make human burgers with hot sauce.CRS98

I know TC said no spices, but the best thing I could think up would be to fry 'em up with KFC's eleven secret herbs and spices and make some mashed potatoes on the side. Mmm...jalexbrown

Any five ingredients? Good I choose five things other than another human.

Bluestorm-Kalas

Ketchup and alot of Ketchup.

Anything that goes with chicken I guess. crunchy skin, corn, mashed potatoes and gravy for sure. with people you can even floss right after your done eating. :p

GamerPro1984

left buttocks big toe eye brow eye bloodweezyfb

I was going to say take a slice of arse to start with, however I think that wouldn't be right for a stew so I'd take some thigh instead. Considering we're not too dissimilar to pork, I'd probably start with a basic onion and tomato with a cider based gravy (probably the best part of a can) and slow cook for about 4 hours. Perhaps add some chopped apples late on in the process as well? Maybe not – I'd keep fairly basic. I'd serve with some creamed mash potato/sweet potato and some buttered green beans. Nice and simple wintery dish.

poptart

[QUOTE="Bluestorm-Kalas"]

Any five ingredients? Good I choose five things other than another human.

jo-joGun

It maybe just one ingredient and not really a spice but I REALLY love me some maple syrup on my dead baby.

supa_badman

1) Half a Quad of Fresh Baby 2) Two cups of Cream of Asparagus 3) Chopped up parsley, onions and chives 4) Lots of tomatoes 5) Thousand Island Dressinghamstergeddon

Now if I were a cannibal. I'd have to pick whatever frakking ingredients are needed to kill off the diseases that will no doubt be transmitted at me and will eventually degrade my brain and body from consumption of human flesh. And if I were a cannibal i'd do it as little as possible so as to avoid slowly killing myself with the kind of diseases that are associated with cannibalism. Proof? If you like tl:dr then here ya go:

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2189571/

doanm

I'd put a toenail, armpit hair, poop :P, peeled veins and a brainstem, put in some blood broth, cook it up, make you drink it, poison you, then eat you. :twisted:

cheesyjon

I'd take a fat person, stuff them with a bunch of skinny people and stick em in the oven for an hour. Yum.

adv_tr00per

Legs, arms, torso, head, and a touch of baby. I'll be back later, I have some repenting to do now. o_Omindstorm

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Any five ingredients? Good I choose five things other than another human.

Bluestorm-Kalas

Ok, looks like this thread is all but cooked soit's time to reveal the winner (if you haven't been following my scores) of the contest. (Drum rolls) SILENCEPLEASE! Aaaaaaaaaand the winner of the "Best Cooking Cannibal" iZZZZZZZ!!! .................... CHEESYJON!!! You deserved it Jon, you're one sick puppy and you're wasting your talents here. Congratulations! Pat your self on the back. IIIIIIIIII'm outa here! sheesbaleemicolonjat!!!

First... an eye soup :P then... Boiled left kidney in blood and saliva sauce with a side of mashed heart and a brain brûlée for desert.