If you had to hide a body,where would you do so?

I'm thinkin throwing it into the ocean would be my best option. What about you?

sulphuric acid,best way to hide anything..forever.

I would eat it

Cut the body up into pieces, drain the organs, put the different parts into boxes and fill the empty spaces with rocks. Then I'd simply toss the boxes in a deep lake when nobody was around.

Cut the body up into pieces, drain the organs, put the different parts into boxes and fill the empty spaces with rocks. Then I'd simply toss the boxes in a deep lake when nobody was around.

dracula_16

Cemetery. They'd never suspect!

Burn the body and flush the ashes.

in a meat processor factory.

It's the perfect season for it. Both Hallowe'en and Guy Fawkes night make great occasions for openly transporting and disposing of corpses. And with Christmas just around the corner, some lucky local school's going to have itself a brand new anatomical skeleton.

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Cut the body up into pieces, drain the organs, put the different parts into boxes and fill the empty spaces with rocks. Then I'd simply toss the boxes in a deep lake when nobody was around.

tepni

Well, I....uh....:oops:

Nah, I learned those techniques from a death metal song. I'm not sure if those instructions will work, but they sound convincing to me.

Cut the body up into pieces, drain the organs, put the different parts into boxes and fill the empty spaces with rocks. Then I'd simply toss the boxes in a deep lake when nobody was around.

dracula_16

Wow.....teach me, please?

It's the perfect season for it. Both Hallowe'en and Guy Fawkes night make perfect occasions for openly transporting and disposing of corpses.jimmyjammer69

I do remember the story of a woman who hung herself around Halloween and no one noticed it was a real dead body for several days. They assumed it was a decoration.

True story.

Dump it in a cinema when a little girls watching despicable me :P

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Cut the body up into pieces, drain the organs, put the different parts into boxes and fill the empty spaces with rocks. Then I'd simply toss the boxes in a deep lake when nobody was around.

Iceozo

Wow.....teach me, please?

That reminds me of a Megadeth song called 'Killing is my business'. Oh yes, my friend-- business is good! :twisted::P

Tie multiple bricks to the person and throw them in the river behind my house, deep murky water will do the rest.

I doubt I could ever do this IRL, I'm squeamish around dead stuff, but cut the limbs off and cut the torso into smallish pieces and put them into boxes which I'll fill with cement and dump somewhere... likely the ocean.XilePrincess

In my neighbor's house.

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Cut the body up into pieces, drain the organs, put the different parts into boxes and fill the empty spaces with rocks. Then I'd simply toss the boxes in a deep lake when nobody was around.

dracula_16

Wow.....teach me, please?

That reminds me of a Megadeth song called 'Killing is my business'. Oh yes, my friend-- business is good! :twisted::P

Oh very good. Yes very good.

[QUOTE="XilePrincess"]I doubt I could ever do this IRL, I'm squeamish around dead stuff, but cut the limbs off and cut the torso into smallish pieces and put them into boxes which I'll fill with cement and dump somewhere... likely the ocean.quetzalcoatI

Put the body inside a drum container then cementate the drum 8)

1st i'd get a job ina morgue then i'd kill the person I want dead and just put it in with the rest... simple and effective

i would put it where no one could find it

i would put it where no one could find it

max-Emadness

Take the body to some area nobody goes to and gasoline+lighter then scoop up whatever pieces don't burn and burn them again then clean up and wash the site.

My bed.

short term: car trunk, even if police smell a body they cannot search the car unless they get a warant with proper cause

long term: find new foundation and put it in the thousands of pounds of cement that go into making a huge builiding

short term: car trunk, even if police smell a body they cannot search the car unless they get a warant with proper cause

long term: find new foundation and put it in the thousands of pounds of cement that go into making a huge builiding

dragonfly110

Cut the body up into pieces, drain the organs, put the different parts into boxes and fill the empty spaces with rocks. Then I'd simply toss the boxes in a deep lake when nobody was around.

dracula_16

Hire a boat, go out into the sea, at that deep trench where they put megatron. Tie a cannon ball to its leg, and with a yo heave ho and a fare you well and a sudden plunge in the sullen swell, ten fathoms deep on the road to hell.

Thermite.

in a tub of acid, then let it all drain away.

My bed.

MurasakiYugata

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My bed.

HellsAngel2c

Don't worry, I'd get rid of it as soon as it started to smell. But I figure it'd probably be good for at least a few days worth of cuddles.

I'd bury it in the desert...in Texas.

I´d put it in a bag, put some hevy rocks in it and throw it in a lake or sea

Let wild animals eat it. If they don't sufficiently take care of it: Fire, hammer, new bone powder to throw on the lawn. [spoiler] FBI is monitoring this thread. [/spoiler]