If Jesus were alive today?

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#1 Homiegesus
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And lived in the USA what kind of music do you think he'd listen to?

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#2 nohabs
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Aramaic elevator music
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#4 foxhound_fox
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Thrash Metal.
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Rage Against The Machine
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#6 Superironic
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umm..... christian music.
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#7 rat_pac
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I mean look at the dudes hair, he blatently loves death metal.
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#8 zeus_gb
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He'd start his own band with it's own kind of music.
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#9 crazygamer1
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He'd become the new King of Pop...I mean think about it sure MJ can do the Moonwalk but Jesus can walk on water, MJ ain't got **** on that. Or he'd start a Hair Metal band, call it Armageddon. Maybe he'd be a rapper cuz ain't nobody gone through mo' **** than him, he'd have some dope **** to rap bout I mean c'mon who else can rap bout being nailed to a stake, call him Holy J.
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#10 sinistergoggles
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#11 Marx_Brother
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umm..... christian music.Superironic

Jesus wasn't a christian.

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#12 Dashtal
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Marilyn Manson... ;)
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#14 TheTerribleFish
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Metal of course. He's a wise guy.
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#15 Elraptor
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Christmas songs, duh. :P
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#16 jim_shorts
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He would listen to Gnarls Barkley.
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#17 Ace_V0rn
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Duno what music but when I saw the title of the thread "he would come smite all the there is no god topics" came to mind.

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#18 SolidSnake_108
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What do you mean "if"???? I'm Jesus.....I'm alive..... And Jesus likes Grunge.
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#19 dante_123456
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probably surf rock, kinda like Dick Dale style music :P *pictures Jesus dancing to Miserlou* :lol:
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#20 freakyzeeky1986
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Dance music? :?
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#21 megagene
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gangsta rap
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#22 Samwel_X
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Black Metal???


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#23 jfkunrendered
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Sothern Gospel maybe? I dont know.
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#24 DisturbedOne436
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hahah yes yes yes
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#25 AARONRULZ1
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None,because he would be killed...again.
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#26 metallica_fan42
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Thrash Metal.foxhound_fox
It would make sense.
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#27 jfkunrendered
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None,because he would be killed...again.AARONRULZ1


oooooooooo......you in trouble.........lol, I remember saying that to my brother every time he did something bad when I was like 6.
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#28 Hexum-311
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Hamster Dance on full volume 24 hours a day.
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#29 SonnyF
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he'd have lost his hearing by now. but death metal
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#30 disc0very
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Slayer and Manson.
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#31 LoG-Sacrament
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i know a jesus and he listens to "La Cucarocha"
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#32 Sansname
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Hardcore gangster rap. Maybe showtunes.
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#33 DrDoomed
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Jesus wouls listen to everything. how do i know? cos i'm right. aren't I?
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And lived in the USA what kind of music do you think he'd listen to?

Homiegesus
country
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#35 Elraptor
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Sothern Gospel maybe?jfkunrendered
No, that's the devil's music.
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#36 85070537783
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Progressive Rock, the only music genre made by gods for the gods...
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#37 ChipmunkDeluxe
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either Chingy or Nelly....
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#38 Jenovawitness
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People always say god would hate rock music to me. But I believe that he would enjoy rock music. Because it's just another example of the use of the talents that he gives people. Just like he loves all forms of art.

He wouldn't listen to gospel or christian music, simply because those are terribly written songs. ANd he would go for the people who try hard and use the talents he gave them. Someone like Queen.

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#39 6icks_tea_4hoar
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if jesus was alive today, you would worry about what kind of music he listens to?
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#40 MattUD1
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Grunge or Black Metal. His hair is a dead freaking give away.
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#41 Account_27
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All kinds of music, as long as it had a good message.
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#42 6icks_tea_4hoar
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i know a jesus and he listens to "La Cucarocha"LoG-Sacrament
:lol:
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#43 DrDoomed
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Progressive Rock, the only music genre made by gods for the gods...85070537783
rock on! throws up satanic resembling hand sign and waves it
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#44 Homiegesus
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Christmas songs, duh. :PElraptor
 I don't think Jesus himself could handle Christmas music yeararound
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#45 bastards12345
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A Protestant once told me that Jesus would support Marilyn Manson, so I'll go with that.
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#46 Homiegesus
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if jesus was alive today, you would worry about what kind of music he listens to?6icks_tea_4hoar
I don't know I was thinking me and JC could chill and exchange rhymths, that would be off the heezy would it not?
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#47 belinchu
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Aramaic elevator musicnohabs


Definitely.
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#48 zayl99
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Classical probably :)
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#50 branketra
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The wind.