I made my Christian mom mad.

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#51 twodollars
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Haven't given us enough details.

  1. Was she mad?
  2. Was she sad?
  3. Did she go off in rage?
  4. How was her facial expressions?
  5. Did she call your brother a devil?

 

 

Nerfing

1. A little.

2. Yeah, which is why me and my bro shut up...

3. No.

4. Sad mixed with a bit of anger...

5. No. 

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#52 turboking005
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Backstory: My little bro lied a few times to day.

Mom: Did you ask God for forgiveness? Liars don't go to heaven...

 

Me: Where do liars go?

 

Bro: Mexico.

 

Mom: Enternity is NOT something to joke about.

 

Me: Liars spend enternity in Mexico!?

 

Mom: Muderous stare.

 

:D 

twodollars
Funny :P
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#53 Denjin_hadouken
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:lol:
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#54 PercivalCox
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This is blasphemy! This is madness!
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#55 yamum2
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That a pretty cool story
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#56 gorilazandgames
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whats wrong with drunk american sororority girls on spring break?
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#57 flclempire
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careful, ur mom may sarcifice you to appease the god(s)
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#58 MarioFanatic
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careful, ur mom may sarcifice you to appease the god(s)flclempire
:| not funny.
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#59 1ND1FF3R3NT
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I guess disrespecting your parents and their religion is cool now.....you're pathetic.

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#60 DrummerJon
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I'm so glad the youth is becoming more skeptic.
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#61 Sandro909
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Pretty funny... :lol: But seriously, I hate how religious nuts act. :evil:
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#62 Vfanek
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Kind of funneh :lol:
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#63 1wafflehea
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:evil::evil:
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#64 Zeke129
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I guess disrespecting your parents and their religion is cool now.....you're pathetic.

1ND1FF3R3NT

Disrespecting religion is very cool. And easy.

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#65 Nerfing
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Being born from a religious mother has to be the one of the worst things in your life. Good luck when you get older, because you won't have anyone to hang out with, no gfs, no sex, or anything else.
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#66 Zeke129
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Being born from a religious mother has to be the one of the worst things in your life. Good luck when you get older, because you won't have anyone to hang out with, no gfs, no sex, or anything else.Nerfing

Religion isn't inherited. You can choose your own beliefs. So I don't see how your parent's religion affects sex - you don't have sex in front of your parents, after all.

....

Here come the jokes. 

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#67 ss_713
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Hahaha, at least your little brother isn't buying into the bs.
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#68 1ND1FF3R3NT
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[QUOTE="1ND1FF3R3NT"]

I guess disrespecting your parents and their religion is cool now.....you're pathetic.

Zeke129

Disrespecting religion is very cool. And easy.

You prove my point, thank you.

And while it may be easy to disrespect it, you cannot disprove any of it, so you should probably just chill out.