The question isn't how to get to hell but to get away from it. Since everyone is guilty of wrongdoing that means everyone is going there without some sort of intervention. That intervention came in the form of Jesus Christ. Check the thebereancall.org for more.
Spare us from the religious propaganda.
Just putting in my own answer to the thread title. I know it sounds like I am marketing but the only reason I mentioned that site is because THOSE guys really know what they are talking about. I am unskilled by comparison. Propaganda implies I am trying to pull the wool over people's eyes somehow. On contrary rather talking too much about what I know I take great pains as I type to speak what I understand to be the truth. I could have written more I only wrote what I felt comfortably was truthful.
None of these are cool and we should all strive to not do them but there is no "hell"... The very existence of a heaven or hell falls under the same line of thinking there being a mystical shapeshifting toothbrush monster living in Earth's core.
Flip a coin and whatever side it lands on will be where you go. Just remember both places are part of the same coin. Difference between them is that one side is more self-righteous and believe its actions are more justifiable than the other...
Truthfully though, if Hell existed, that's where nearly EVERY person is going IMO. Only the most submissive people are probably allowed in Heaven. Those folks who don't mind acting like mindless drones, jump when God/Jesus say jump or take a loaded gun and shoot themselves in the face if they were told to....
If doing all this petty stuff can get you sent to hell, then maybe I want to go to hell, because also, what if hell is really not bad at all and is really heaven? And what if heaven is really disguised as hell?
I think that's just for North America though, Google Maps, and looking at all the states, Michigan is the one with a devil's head implanted on it. :P
If we're talking about the whole wide world map though, out of all the countries in the world, I think the devil's head would be plastered on every country in the Middle East. :P
We're pretty much all going there, heaven is basically a gay club full of virgin suicide bombers bumming each other 72 a time anyway so we aren't missing much.
@Riverwolf007 said:
i drew a cartoon of the big mo banging jesus. think that will work?
The is an eazier way just take a left at the gates of heaven and you will find a highway, grab a car ride down the road and rock on! (if you get the refference you're my kind of guy no homó)
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