It is funny that you have this topic, you see because it was on the 16th that I was watching porn, but my brother came in. I was so startled that I grabbed my hunting knife and I slit his throat, it was all out of relfexes. I then realized what I had done and I had to get rid of the evidence so I chopped his body up into little pieces and threw it into a glad bag, then proceeded to bury it outside.
But it was at that point, while digging, that I hit our septic tank in our backyard and fecal matter was spraying everywhere, and the glad bag broke open and my brother's limbs and blood was spewing onto the lawn as well. But me, being the quick thinker that I am, I found a can of gasoline, poured all around our house and the scene of the crime, and the horrible mess that was the backyard, and I lit it. The gasonline + the methane fumes from the septic tank created an enormous explosion that took out about half of our town. But luckily, the school shooting was on the same day, so no one paid any attention to the missing half of the city....
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