Have you ever been caught watching porn?

All the time, sometimes we make it a family affair.

 Unless, of course, it is family game night.

[QUOTE="Carnage2B"]I got caught so much time my mom doesn't care anymore, I leave the door open and everything.cpo335

You my friend must have some magical power. 

My friends older brother got caught real bad once. he had the volume up real high on the T.V. witch is in the livingroom and the entrance into their house leads right into the livingroom. and he didn't hear his mom open the door while he was watching something really dirty like gangbang porn or something. Worse yet his mom had her best friend with her. And thats not the end. He couldn't find the remote so the porn that had a lot of screaming and dirty talk in it continued for a good 30 seconds. He was like 18ish at the time and his mom almost threw him out of the house for embarresing her in front of her friend like that.

My friends older brother got caught real bad once. he had the volume up real high on the T.V. witch is in the livingroom and the entrance into their house leads right into the livingroom. and he didn't hear his mom open the door while he was watching something really dirty like gangbang porn or something. Worse yet his mom had her best friend with her. And thats not the end. He couldn't find the remote so the porn that had a lot of screaming and dirty talk in it continued for a good 30 seconds. He was like 18ish at the time and his mom almost threw him out of the house for embarresing her in front of her friend like that.

Custodian405

ahhhahahahahaha:lol: omfg omfg funny haa what a loser why watch it right there in front of the door like that like watch it in the basment or something and why that loud, u dont even need it that loud.

no iv never been caught im like peter griffin with my porn i have it in a super secret place and i watch it in a super secret place  

My friends older brother got caught real bad once. he had the volume up real high on the T.V. witch is in the livingroom and the entrance into their house leads right into the livingroom. and he didn't hear his mom open the door while he was watching something really dirty like gangbang porn or something. Worse yet his mom had her best friend with her. And thats not the end. He couldn't find the remote so the porn that had a lot of screaming and dirty talk in it continued for a good 30 seconds. He was like 18ish at the time and his mom almost threw him out of the house for embarresing her in front of her friend like that.

Custodian405

I use Firefox for porn, since i can turn my history off, turn no pops ups off and have like stacks of porn sites hidden in deep in favorites its like a dream of a porn browser. I never been cought watching it.

Relating to this topic i've got a halarious story about how my buddy got cought. He told me one day that his mom found a "dirty and very sticky" shirt under his bed and she figured out what it is after smelling it, not shure about tasting. So she told him to use a towel that she had for his special needs from that point on. That is not the end, she also said that HIS DAD BEATS HIS VEGGIE BURGER while going for long trips in his truck since he's a truck driver. Not shure what his fellow truck driver thinks while his parter is viciously beating on his veggie burger and driving with the other hand, and who cleans the stains?

So yeah that was halarious when i heard it and yeah his life with his dad will never be the same, especially when eating veggie burgers.

All the time, sometimes we make it a family affair.

Unless, of course, it is family game night.

MoonSpoon

cant mess up family game night ya know. 

I use Firefox for porn, since i can turn my history off, turn no pops ups off and have like stacks of porn sites hidden in deep in favorites its like a dream of a porn browser. I never been cought watching it.

Relating to this topic i've got a halarious story about how my buddy got cought. He told me one day that his mom found a "dirty and very sticky" shirt under his bed and she figured out what it is after smelling it, not shure about tasting. So she told him to use a towel that she had for his special needs from that point on. That is not the end, she also said that HIS DAD BEATS HIS VEGGIE BURGER while going for long trips in his truck since he's a truck driver. Not shure what his fellow truck driver thinks about that while he's viciously beating on his veggie burger and driving with the other hand, and who cleans the stains?

So yeah after that was halarious when i heard it and yeah his life with his dad will never be the same, especially when eating veggie burgers.

thebluewarrior

but seriously "veggie burger"? he may not be too well endowed. 

[QUOTE="Custodian405"]

My friends older brother got caught real bad once. he had the volume up real high on the T.V. witch is in the livingroom and the entrance into their house leads right into the livingroom. and he didn't hear his mom open the door while he was watching something really dirty like gangbang porn or something. Worse yet his mom had her best friend with her. And thats not the end. He couldn't find the remote so the porn that had a lot of screaming and dirty talk in it continued for a good 30 seconds. He was like 18ish at the time and his mom almost threw him out of the house for embarresing her in front of her friend like that.

stinky_bomb

ahhhahahahahaha:lol: omfg omfg funny haa what a loser why watch it right there in front of the door like that like watch it in the basment or something and why that loud, u dont even need it that loud.

no iv never been caught im like peter griffin with my porn i have it in a super secret place and i watch it in a super secret place  

He was caught completely off guard. His mom wasn't supposed to come home anytime soon. He said that the mother-son relationship went out the door that day. Why the high volume? I don't know, seems like a pretty stupid thing to do but he did it. Maybe it seems more realistic like that.

All the time, sometimes we make it a family affair.

Unless, of course, it is family game night.

MoonSpoon

That is so wrong...

Yet... so hot.

Oh, god...

I use Firefox for porn, since i can turn my history off, turn no pops ups off and have like stacks of porn sites hidden in deep in favorites its like a dream of a porn browser. I never been cought watching it.

Relating to this topic i've got a halarious story about how my buddy got cought. He told me one day that his mom found a "dirty and very sticky" shirt under his bed and she figured out what it is after smelling it, not shure about tasting. So she told him to use a towel that she had for his special needs from that point on. That is not the end, she also said that HIS DAD BEATS HIS VEGGIE BURGER while going for long trips in his truck since he's a truck driver. Not shure what his fellow truck driver thinks while his parter is viciously beating on his veggie burger and driving with the other hand, and who cleans the stains?

So yeah that was halarious when i heard it and yeah his life with his dad will never be the same, especially when eating veggie burgers.

thebluewarrior

:lol: veggie burger? :lol: that's pretty gross that she smelled his "sticky shirt" btw...

[QUOTE="thebluewarrior"]

I use Firefox for porn, since i can turn my history off, turn no pops ups off and have like stacks of porn sites hidden in deep in favorites its like a dream of a porn browser. I never been cought watching it.

Relating to this topic i've got a halarious story about how my buddy got cought. He told me one day that his mom found a "dirty and very sticky" shirt under his bed and she figured out what it is after smelling it, not shure about tasting. So she told him to use a towel that she had for his special needs from that point on. That is not the end, she also said that HIS DAD BEATS HIS VEGGIE BURGER while going for long trips in his truck since he's a truck driver. Not shure what his fellow truck driver thinks while his parter is viciously beating on his veggie burger and driving with the other hand, and who cleans the stains?

So yeah that was halarious when i heard it and yeah his life with his dad will never be the same, especially when eating veggie burgers.

bminns

:lol: veggie burger? :lol: that's pretty gross that she smelled his "sticky shirt" btw...

[QUOTE="thebluewarrior"]

I use Firefox for porn, since i can turn my history off, turn no pops ups off and have like stacks of porn sites hidden in deep in favorites its like a dream of a porn browser. I never been cought watching it.

Relating to this topic i've got a halarious story about how my buddy got cought. He told me one day that his mom found a "dirty and very sticky" shirt under his bed and she figured out what it is after smelling it, not shure about tasting. So she told him to use a towel that she had for his special needs from that point on. That is not the end, she also said that HIS DAD BEATS HIS VEGGIE BURGER while going for long trips in his truck since he's a truck driver. Not shure what his fellow truck driver thinks while his parter is viciously beating on his veggie burger and driving with the other hand, and who cleans the stains?

So yeah that was halarious when i heard it and yeah his life with his dad will never be the same, especially when eating veggie burgers.

bminns

:lol: veggie burger? :lol: that's pretty gross that she smelled his "sticky shirt" btw...

thought it was peach preserve. 

[QUOTE="bminns"][QUOTE="thebluewarrior"]

I use Firefox for porn, since i can turn my history off, turn no pops ups off and have like stacks of porn sites hidden in deep in favorites its like a dream of a porn browser. I never been cought watching it.

Relating to this topic i've got a halarious story about how my buddy got cought. He told me one day that his mom found a "dirty and very sticky" shirt under his bed and she figured out what it is after smelling it, not shure about tasting. So she told him to use a towel that she had for his special needs from that point on. That is not the end, she also said that HIS DAD BEATS HIS VEGGIE BURGER while going for long trips in his truck since he's a truck driver. Not shure what his fellow truck driver thinks while his parter is viciously beating on his veggie burger and driving with the other hand, and who cleans the stains?

So yeah that was halarious when i heard it and yeah his life with his dad will never be the same, especially when eating veggie burgers.

Josh_345

:lol: veggie burger? :lol: that's pretty gross that she smelled his "sticky shirt" btw...

ya k in school my teacher actualy went into a hole like 45 minute conversation on how cum smells and how it can taste from the differnt food u eat

[QUOTE="Josh_345"][QUOTE="bminns"][QUOTE="thebluewarrior"]

I use Firefox for porn, since i can turn my history off, turn no pops ups off and have like stacks of porn sites hidden in deep in favorites its like a dream of a porn browser. I never been cought watching it.

Relating to this topic i've got a halarious story about how my buddy got cought. He told me one day that his mom found a "dirty and very sticky" shirt under his bed and she figured out what it is after smelling it, not shure about tasting. So she told him to use a towel that she had for his special needs from that point on. That is not the end, she also said that HIS DAD BEATS HIS VEGGIE BURGER while going for long trips in his truck since he's a truck driver. Not shure what his fellow truck driver thinks while his parter is viciously beating on his veggie burger and driving with the other hand, and who cleans the stains?

So yeah that was halarious when i heard it and yeah his life with his dad will never be the same, especially when eating veggie burgers.

stinky_bomb

:lol: veggie burger? :lol: that's pretty gross that she smelled his "sticky shirt" btw...

ya k in school my teacher actualy went into a hole like 45 minute conversation on how cum smells and how it can taste from the differnt food u eat

and who would want to "eat" semen? I'm not going to eat/drink things that come from mine, or someone else's body.

I could go onto a diatribe about how totally wrong this is. but then again, it's probably a lie. 

Never had that problem with porn myself...

I've been caught having sex wtih my gf though by her parents. They were suppose to be at a football game but they decided to come home earlier. They lived in a old home that was really loud so sound traveled quite well within its walls. As soon as I heard foot steps coming up the stairs I quickly put on my shorts and acting like we were just sitting there on her bed. I was told that I needed to leave so I was leaving... then her mom said "Don't forget your boxers". I was so embarrassed I didn't want to ever come back and show my face in that house.

Two weeks later we were caught having sex on the couch... everyone was suppose to be away all day and it was only the middle of the day! However her grandma had to pick something up from the house and yeah... that was bad too but we didn't get in trouble for it. 

[QUOTE="stinky_bomb"][QUOTE="Josh_345"][QUOTE="bminns"][QUOTE="thebluewarrior"]

I use Firefox for porn, since i can turn my history off, turn no pops ups off and have like stacks of porn sites hidden in deep in favorites its like a dream of a porn browser. I never been cought watching it.

Relating to this topic i've got a halarious story about how my buddy got cought. He told me one day that his mom found a "dirty and very sticky" shirt under his bed and she figured out what it is after smelling it, not shure about tasting. So she told him to use a towel that she had for his special needs from that point on. That is not the end, she also said that HIS DAD BEATS HIS VEGGIE BURGER while going for long trips in his truck since he's a truck driver. Not shure what his fellow truck driver thinks while his parter is viciously beating on his veggie burger and driving with the other hand, and who cleans the stains?

So yeah that was halarious when i heard it and yeah his life with his dad will never be the same, especially when eating veggie burgers.

blooddemon666

:lol: veggie burger? :lol: that's pretty gross that she smelled his "sticky shirt" btw...

ya k in school my teacher actualy went into a hole like 45 minute conversation on how cum smells and how it can taste from the differnt food u eat

and who would want to "eat" semen? I'm not going to eat/drink things that come from mine, or someone else's body.

I could go onto a diatribe about how totally wrong this is. but then again, it's probably a lie. 

no it was in sex ed any ways but she told everyone not to tell

I got a question for our fellow porn watchers, anyone hate playboy tv even through it's so popular? I mean it's so freaking fake and the shows suck badly....like sex court wtf?

Regular internets do the justice for my veggie.

Yeah I have been caught once, it was a porn mag though, my mom started screaming at me and telling me '' WHY DO YOU HAVE THIS DISGUSTING THING!" And I told her " Hey, I am a guy you know.'' So my mom tells my dad and he tells me " Was it good? You should of shared it!" My mom got really pist at that comment. I had another one though and me and a couple of friends were at my friends house so you know I took it out and lend it to our friend, the next day he gave it to me but I really didn't want it anymore for a "sticky" reason. And at school I showed it to friend of mines and he also wanted to "Borrow" it, the next day he told me he "Lost it" under his bed.tzar3

Ahaha "Was it good? You should have shared" LOL 

yes.....but only cause I wanted to be....:oops:.......

in all seriousness...no...I'm not a huge fan of porn....

Omni-Slash

you wanted to be??? did you want to prove that you're straight or something`? ^^

 no I haven't been caught yet...after these 3 or 4 years

no, and i cant do that stuff anyways. i have a little sister that roams the house, so i avoid that confrentation2ndWonder

Same here. lol. BTW, what show is that girl in your sig from? I swear i saw her before but can't think of it. I need to know. lol 

.mastersword007

Now thats funny. 

luckly for me i've never been caught...i do it when nobodys home.mlbslugger86

same here. My Wii doesn't have a history feature.

I caught my dad watching porn once. That was fun.

luke1889

:lol: haha 

Yes, a few weeks ago by my girlfriend. I wasn't in the middle of anything, just watching. It was a little awkward. That is until she joined in the viewing of the movie:shock:

I was reading the GS boards once and some stupid anime sig with two freaks kissing came up as my mom walked behind me. I Xed out casually and I didn't know she was there and she looked at the cmputer wierd. I think she thoght I was looking at some porn websitebut I wasnt.

Basically, we have our main PC in the study upstairs. I went in there once (the door was closed) and he was sat there with Media Player open. Onscreen, I caught a very clear glimpse of a female giving herself a bit of the good stuff before he closed the program, having noticed me come in.

I stood there for a few seconds and just said, "...what are you doing?"

He looked up gingerly and said, "...these Internet pop-ups are terrible sometimes."

I promptly left the room.

luke1889

:lol: Is your dad Mark from Peep Show? 

me and my family watch it togetherPierSkillz

:shock:

No.

The one time I did look at porn, I fessed up to my parents.