Dogs know how to speak english.

http://video.foxnews.com/v/3271960456001/device-aimed-at-letting-dogs-speak/?playlist_id=1821663211001#sp=show-clips

This is absurd. Letting dogs talk like people. We are learning way too fast, and technology is moving way too fast. Our brains are getting to plump for our skulls. Soon they'll get so large they'll take over and control our bodies.

I wouldn't want to hear a dog speak.

Now we can go on and solve mysteries.

I wouldn't loose any sleep just yet. Once they realize there are better ways to clean themselves than licking their own butts, that's when you should be concerned.

I want my own droopy. Nuff Said.

"Hello, all you happy people."

I wonder what dogs would say...

That's one of my favorite scenes from anything ever.

Says the one who's okay with aliens coming over to this planet.

who let the dogs out.

I want my name to be spaghetti.

This is probably the best scene Aqua Teen ever produced.

So you'll want to remove that headset when their in heat then or else all you are going to hear all day is "I'M HORNY I'M HORNY I'M HORNY!"

A smaller brain is more dense.

It seems someone was inspired by the movie Up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxoWHeoYU3g

Obligatory "lol Foxnews" post.

i would hate to have a convo with my dog, the things its seen me do.

o.0

My fiance is from El Salvador. She speaks to her dog in Spanish. She doesn't seem to understand dogs only understand English.