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#1 Zap-O-Matic
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Post em'!
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#2 Going666
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"Hey i know you from somewhere ... Oh ya, my dreams"

So bad it just might work.
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#3 MattUD1
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"Does this smell like Chloroform to you?"
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#4 heartcork
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Are your parents retarded? Cause youre really special. :oops:
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#5 Zap-O-Matic
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"Does this smell like Chloroform to you?"MattUD1
i knew someone was gonna post that :P
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#6 kitty  Moderator
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heres a corny one i made up 'girl your like a bag of french fries, all i need to do is catch up
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#7 Adam-G
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"Get in my pants !! NOW!"
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#8 inyourface_12
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guy: wanna come back to my place for pizza and ****?

girl:*astonished look*

guy: what you dont like pizza?

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#9 MattUD1
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Are your parents retarded? Cause youre really special. :oops:heartcork
nice.
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#10 Mercury88
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You: Can you Catch?

Her: .....yeah

You: Good, Cause I've got a couple of balls coming your way.

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#11 Greatgone12
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I just got scrotumwhacked. :cry: Could you please massage it? 
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#12 THE_DRUGGIE
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"I've got tennis balls in my pants."
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#13 The_Game21x
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"Is it hot in here or is it just you?"

"You must be a parking ticket because you've got fine written all over you"

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together"

"Girl I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day"

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#14 Adam-G
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"If you sleep with me I will give you a pop-tart."
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#15 freakyzeeky1986
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If one leg is Thanksgiving, and the other is Christmas... Can I come and visit you between the holidays? :)
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#16 Mercury88
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What's got 248 teeth and keeps back a beast?.......My Zip :D
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You: Can you Catch?

Her: .....yeah

You: Good, Cause I've got a couple of balls coming your way.

Mercury88
OMG!!!! LMFAO!!!! "Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see me in your pants."
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#18 Greatgone12
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"I've got tennis balls in my pants."THE_DRUGGIE

"And I heard you've got a racket."
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#19 GsSanAndreas
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Lets play Flinstones il be Fred, you could be Willma and we can make the Bedrock

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[QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"]"I've got tennis balls in my pants."Greatgone12

"And I heard you've got a racket."

"Maybe we can make 40-love?"

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[QUOTE="Greatgone12"][QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"]"I've got tennis balls in my pants."THE_DRUGGIE


"And I heard you've got a racket."

"Maybe we can make 40-love?"


"Only without the 40?"
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#22 Adam-G
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Guy: Are you making popcorn? Girl: Ummmm no... why? Guy: Because my pants are popping.
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#23 kitty  Moderator
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If one leg is Thanksgiving, and the other is Christmas... Can I come and visit you between the holidays? :)freakyzeeky1986
OMFG :lol: Roflmao
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#24 juicetino
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"Did it hurt? "What?" "When you fell from Heaven" or "Hey, could I borrow 70 cents?" "No" "Then can I have 69?"
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#25 Wormskull
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I don't have a library card
But do you mind if I check you out?
I like your skeletal structure, baby
You're an ectomorph, no doubt

Your face is real symmetrical
And your nostils are so nice
I wish that I was cross-eyed, girl
So I could see you twice

Girl, you smell like Fritos
That's why I'm giving you this hungry stare
You're so hot, you're gonna melt
The elastic in my underwear

I'll bet you're magically delicious
Like a bowl of Lucky Charms
You'd look like Venus de Milo
If I just cut off your arms

 Do you believe in love at first sight
Or should I walk by again?
My love for you'd like diarrhea
I just can't hold it in

Stop, drop and roll now
'Cause baby, you're on fire
I'll bet your outfit
Makes a lot of noise in the drier

You're absolutely perfect
Don't speak now, you might spoil it
Your eyes are even bluer
Than the water in my toilet

Say, has anyone ever told you
You've got Yugoslavian hands?
No, of course not, that would be stupid
Just forget I ever brought it up

 I wanna be your Krakatoa
Let my lava flow all over you
I wanna be your anaconda
And your heat-seeking missile too

I wanna be your beef burrito
Am I making this perfectly clear?
I wanna be your love torpedo
Are you picking up the subtle innuendo here?
Uh huh

I hope I'm not being forward
But do you mind if I chew on your butt?
You can tell me truthfully
Am I a steamin' hunk of love now, or what?

There just aren't enough o's in "smooth"
To desribe how smooth I am
Maybe you've seen my picture
It's in the dictionary under "Kablaam!"

My lips are registered weapons
Can I invade your personal space?
You must have fallen from heaven
That would explain how you messed up your face

Well, how'd you get through security?
'Cause, baby, you're the bomb
I'd like to take you home right now
So you can meet my mom

 Girl, you must be Jamaican
Because Jamaican me crazy
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#26 THE_DRUGGIE
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[QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"]

[QUOTE="Greatgone12"][QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"]"I've got tennis balls in my pants."Greatgone12


"And I heard you've got a racket."

"Maybe we can make 40-love?"


"Only without the 40?"

"Depends on your age. "

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#27 Mr_sprinkles
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you're real pretty :oops:
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#28 h0wtehnub
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[QUOTE="juicetino"] "Hey, could I borrow 70 cents?" "No" "Then can I have 69?"

i dont get it...
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#29 Greatgone12
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[QUOTE="Greatgone12"][QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"]

[QUOTE="Greatgone12"][QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"]"I've got tennis balls in my pants."THE_DRUGGIE


"And I heard you've got a racket."

"Maybe we can make 40-love?"


"Only without the 40?"

"Depends on your age. "


"And by age I mean motel room."
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#30 Greatgone12
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[QUOTE="h0wtehnub"][QUOTE="juicetino"] "Hey, could I borrow 70 cents?" "No" "Then can I have 69?"

i dont get it...

:lol:
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#31 ufopuller
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"For a fat person, you don't sweat much"

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[QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"][QUOTE="Greatgone12"][QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"]

[QUOTE="Greatgone12"][QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"]"I've got tennis balls in my pants."Greatgone12


"And I heard you've got a racket."

"Maybe we can make 40-love?"


"Only without the 40?"

"Depends on your age. "


"And by age I mean motel room."

"Baybae... "

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#33 Koolsen
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Is this heaven or do I have an erection?
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[QUOTE="Greatgone12"][QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"][QUOTE="Greatgone12"][QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"]

[QUOTE="Greatgone12"][QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"]"I've got tennis balls in my pants."THE_DRUGGIE


"And I heard you've got a racket."

"Maybe we can make 40-love?"


"Only without the 40?"

"Depends on your age. "


"And by age I mean motel room."

"Baybae... "


"Honay."
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#35 fatalmagic46
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are you from heaven? cuz you got nice cans

hey your hot! are we goin out yet?
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#36 Ghelga
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Hah! MIne is better than the Titanic... only 200 women went down on that thing!

If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

you in the mood for a Barbeque?... Yeah!... come on over, the fire's ready. ;)
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[QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"][QUOTE="Greatgone12"][QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"][QUOTE="Greatgone12"][QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"]

[QUOTE="Greatgone12"][QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"]"I've got tennis balls in my pants."Greatgone12


"And I heard you've got a racket."

"Maybe we can make 40-love?"


"Only without the 40?"

"Depends on your age. "


"And by age I mean motel room."

"Baybae... "


"Honay."

Jenkins?
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#38 bc1391
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You: Girl are you a terrorist?
Girl: No, Why?
You: Cuz You are Da bomb

You: Is it true that you're a lesbian?
Girl: No
You: Prove it

You: I bet you can't turn me straight


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[QUOTE="Greatgone12"][QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"][QUOTE="Greatgone12"][QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"][QUOTE="Greatgone12"][QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"]

[QUOTE="Greatgone12"][QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"]"I've got tennis balls in my pants."Zap-O-Matic


"And I heard you've got a racket."

"Maybe we can make 40-love?"


"Only without the 40?"

"Depends on your age. "


"And by age I mean motel room."

"Baybae... "


"Honay."

Jenkins?

That's the real LEROY JENKINS! :shock:
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#40 BackFlip101
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Nice shoes. Wanna F***?
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#41 Awsome_0
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Are you an angel. 'Cuz I got an erection. 
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#42 Headbanger88
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Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
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#43 Verigar
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"Say hello to my little friend!"
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#44 MIYAMOTOnext007
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If I told you that you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?:wink:
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#45 funnymario
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"Does this look like a Q to you?"
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#46 quiglythegreat
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"Are you hurt? Oh. Let me have intercourse with you."
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#47 RoyTheViking
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"For a fat person, you don't sweat much"

ufopuller

LOL

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#48 Thevincent56
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You: Is it true that you're a lesbian?
Girl: No
You: Prove it

You: I bet you can't turn me straight


bc1391

CORRECT ACT:

You: Is it true you're a lesbian?

Girl: *Slaps you*

or

You: Is it true you're a lesbian?

Girl: *cries* I never wanna see you again!!!

or

You: Is it true you're a lesbian?

Girl: Is it true you're gay?

Either way, that's a very bad pickup line....

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#49 cruzer167
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you are a tall glass of water... and i love moisture
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#50 pianist
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A corny one for musicians:

"You know, duets make much more beautiful music than solos."

For those with... how shall we say it... 'higher ambitions'... replace 'duets' with 'trios.'
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