cop gets stoned and thinks he is dying

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#1 Serraph105
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wow ok so this is a bit old but I find it hilarious. A cop got stoned and called 911 because he thought he was overdosing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJynLFgXUN4&feature=fvw

is there an uber facepalm we can use here?

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#2 avatar_genius
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Did he survive?
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#3 Keenzach
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Did he survive?avatar_genius
yes he did you cant die from pot thats what makes the video funny lol.
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#4 avatar_genius
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Otherwise donuts could bring him back to life.
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#5 Serraph105
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Otherwise donuts could bring him back to life.avatar_genius
he was already eating brownies
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#6 avatar_genius
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[QUOTE="avatar_genius"]Otherwise donuts could bring him back to life.Serraph105
he was already eating brownies

Ressurection donuts.

+1 bluberry powers

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#7 bobaban
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lolz you can't die from pot.
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#8 avatar_genius
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lolz you can't die from pot. bobaban

You can die from donuts though.

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#9 dackchaar
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that's pretty funny :P he should be arrested though...i bet the people he took it from got jailed, so why shouldn't he?

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#10 Jfisch93
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LMAO a cop should know you can't OD on MJ.

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#11 dackchaar
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LMAO a cop should know you can't OD on MJ.

Jfisch93

well he was high at the time....probably wasn't thinking very straight

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#12 FreshWhiteBread
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LMAO a cop should know you can't OD on MJ.

Jfisch93
Considering the situation he got himself into you may be setting your standards too high.
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#13 avatar_genius
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[QUOTE="Jfisch93"]

LMAO a cop should know you can't OD on MJ.

dackchaar

well he was high at the time....probably wasn't thinking very straight

Not enough donuts to combat the marijuana flowing through his veins.

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#14 L8erSquare
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This is old news :(

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#15 Carl_W21
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I think I heard this same story before on here, or one very similar

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#16 shannonbud
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I agree with Dachshar. He probably took it from someone, then told them to get lost. I worked in a factory years ago with a guy who was also a part time cop. He would tell us how he would confiscate fireworks from people, tell them he better not catch them again with any more, but he would keep the fireworks for himself. He would tell us that on the 4th Of July he would have more fireworks than anyone in the neighborhood for his family and friends to enjoy.
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#17 avatar_genius
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Hey dog, i heard you like winning, so i put more donuts in your cop so he could win while he was stoned
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#18 K1LLR3175
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WOW...I love the news crews reaction to the story. That is horrible. Now I want to become a cop but lets face it, if any other person did that they would have gotten some sort of charge on them.
I agree with Dachshar. He probably took it from someone, then told them to get lost. I worked in a factory years ago with a guy who was also a part time cop. He would tell us how he would confiscate fireworks from people, tell them he better not catch them again with any more, but he would keep the fireworks for himself. He would tell us that on the 4th Of July he would have more fireworks than anyone in the neighborhood for his family and friends to enjoy.shannonbud
That reminds me of that principle who would take weed from the drugs from the kids and then smoke it.
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#19 ChowsSN
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That call was way too funny lmaooo. But total noobs yo.
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#20 RJay123
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I don't think he should be a cop.....he's a hypocritic for even using drugs....

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#21 avatar_genius
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I don't think he should be a cop.....he's a hypocritic for even using drugs....

RJay123

he should be a donut farmer instead

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#22 -Apathy-
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OOOH....I thought being stoned...as in...rocks. :|
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#23 RJay123
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OOOH....I thought being stoned...as in...rocks. :|-Apathy-
I lol'd

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#24 wigan_gamer
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lmao so funny.
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#25 Lopur94
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Lol, haha the anchorwoman couldnt stop laughing. And the cop sounded so serious :lol:
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#26 jazznate
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That's funny. At first I thought we were talking about a biblical stoning with rocks.

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#27 Akm4everz
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That is priceless
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#28 freek666
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Bastard, I didn't even feel happy last time I got stoned.

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#29 jimmyjammer69
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[QUOTE="RJay123"]

I don't think he should be a cop.....he's a hypocritic for even using drugs....

avatar_genius

he should be a donut farmer instead

You're forum stoned again, aren't you?
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#30 Serraph105
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[QUOTE="avatar_genius"]

[QUOTE="RJay123"]

I don't think he should be a cop.....he's a hypocritic for even using drugs....

I'm not sure that is too hypocritical but he should be smart enough to know what drugs are capable of killing you.
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#32 jer_1
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Man, no wonder why most people think cops have lost touch with reality.