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#1 leafs_ducks
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weather its on the bus, on the streets, library, whereever the location might be.. how would you approach a girl and not make a fool out of yourself. what icebreakers you guys use?
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#2 maccer101
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hide a gun under my shirt and tell her to move towards the door
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#3 Led_poison
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Give her the candy, Icebreakers
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#4 mattmaul5488
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Well I find that going up to them and saying "hi" and introducing yourself works pretty well...

Also bring lots and lots of CANDY!!!!

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#5 Wilfred_Owen
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I'll literally break the ice around her and push her ass into that lake. I'll save her and promptly become a hero, its proven fact heroes get laid. And she'll have no choice but to reward her savior and bestow her holy hands on me.
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#6 Pearl_of_Egypt
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talk to her like you would talk to anybody else, girls aren't gonna bite you, sheesh.
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#7 james28893
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Hello, preferably whilst clothed.
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#8 -TheSecondSign-
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Headbutt her boobs.

Women love it when guys just run up and headbutt their boobs right?

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#9 Efielret
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Walk behind her and follow her home, but let her know that she's being followed. She'll get turned on.
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#10 -LEXY-
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Headbutt her boobs.

Women love it when guys just run up and headbutt their boobs right?

-TheSecondSign-

correct

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#11 Pearl_of_Egypt
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Headbutt her boobs.

Women love it when guys just run up and headbutt their boobs right?

-TheSecondSign-

hell yeah we do. nothing makes us want a man more than a good headbutt to the boobs.

except me, *raises shield*

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#12 Witchking111111
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With pants down.
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#13 tbone29
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...from behind?
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#14 Efielret
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...from behind?tbone29


That was going to be my original post. :P Things are funnier when you don't say it yourself.
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#15 hokies1313
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Carefully, you don't want to scare her

*puts on Australian accent*

What you want to do her is move slowly towards your target, they can be easily spooked if you move in too quickly, I find that a nice simple "Hello" will get this delicate creature to respond!

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#16 smarb001
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talk to her like you would talk to anybody else, girls aren't gonna bite you, sheesh. Pearl_of_Egypt

believe me, imagining girls naked to calm nerves DOES NOT WORK!

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#17 ChicaQueenWarGa
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If it were one of my friends, HUGGLE ATTACK! Except for a few of my friends, they do not like to be touched.

For guys, a normal hi is all I say. :O

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#18 Frost_Soider
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[QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"]talk to her like you would talk to anybody else, girls aren't gonna bite you, sheesh. smarb001

believe me, imagining girls naked as calming technique DOES NOT WORK!

LMFAO! that's true

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hide a gun under my shirt and tell her to move towards the doormaccer101

lmao that made me laugh!! nice!

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#20 fallconet
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barrel rolling..
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talk to her like you would talk to anybody else, girls aren't gonna bite you, sheesh. Pearl_of_Egypt
>___> At least not most.
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#22 Pearl_of_Egypt
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[QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"]talk to her like you would talk to anybody else, girls aren't gonna bite you, sheesh. ayanami_rei
>___> At least not most.

that's right, I totally forgot about those rabid girls. yeah you have to stay away from them, one bite and you die :|

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#23 TheManOfChoice
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Ha ha ha ha, oh these kinds of threads are the reasons I still come here.
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#24 tbone29
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[QUOTE="tbone29"]...from behind?Efielret


That was going to be my original post. :P Things are funnier when you don't say it yourself.

Helps to have read your actual post :D

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#25 zero777
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Punch her in the face and let her know who's boss around that area. I heard that girls are into that kind of thing.
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#26 SolidSnake35
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I'd be happy with a way, never mind the best way.
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#27 Youareinsecure
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when in doubt, whip it out
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#28 Impex
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[QUOTE="ayanami_rei"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"]talk to her like you would talk to anybody else, girls aren't gonna bite you, sheesh. Pearl_of_Egypt

>___> At least not most.

that's right, I totally forgot about those rabid girls. yeah you have to stay away from them, one bite and you die :|

Are you rabid?? :shock:

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#29 Pearl_of_Egypt
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[QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"]

[QUOTE="ayanami_rei"][QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"]talk to her like you would talk to anybody else, girls aren't gonna bite you, sheesh. Impex

>___> At least not most.

that's right, I totally forgot about those rabid girls. yeah you have to stay away from them, one bite and you die :|

Are you rabid?? :shock:

grrrr baby :x

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#30 gs_gear
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If all else fails try this link
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#31 aRE-you-AFraid
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be nice and smile.
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#32 AAllxxjjnn
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uhhh, say hi. What kinda of suggestions are you hoping for?
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#33 SSCyborg
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Tell her you infected her with a deadly poison, and the antidote is hidden somewhere. ;)
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#34 CIoud_S
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I just walk up to them and tell them they are the most attractive woman I've ever seen and I want to go at it like dogs in heat. Sure 9 times out of 10 I get my face slapped. But that tenth time is pure magic. :oops:
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#35 Serial-No_3404
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i usually say "hello" that always works
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#36 Nercay
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Just say hi, try and be funny, usually works.
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#37 KG86
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Just walk up and say "Hi, I'm David Beckham"

Works every time.

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I'll literally break the ice around her and push her ass into that lake. I'll save her and promptly become a hero, its proven fact heroes get laid. And she'll have no choice but to reward her savior and bestow her holy hands on me.Wilfred_Owen
That has been disproved by me. :x:P
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#39 FlaminDeath
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...from behind with chloroform.

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#40 Alaarajab
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The best was is to play it calm and romantic. Talk about somthing that girls dont think is sick. Do the good old trick when you yawn and put your hand around her works evrey time lol.

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#41 Infinite-Zr0
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Fake answer: Use a brick

Real answer: Walk up to her and talk

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#42 johnchan3
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Be handsome and have rich parents...
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#43 trickmyster13
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Ask her for help with something thats what i always do
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#44 paper_heart1215
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Punch her in the face and let her know who's boss around that area. I heard that girls are into that kind of thing.megamanzero49

Yeah, all us girls just love to be abused :|

But seriously, its not that difficult to go up and say "hi" we're not that mean, we'll let you talk to us.

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#45 CIoud_S
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Yeah, all us girls just love to be abused :|

But seriously, its not that difficult to go up and say "hi" we're not that mean, we'll let you talk to us.

paper_heart1215
what-ev-a. Did that once and the girl bit me. Sure I liked it but that's completely besides teh point. :shock:
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#46 wrfade82
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show em your huge post count
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#47 Film-Guy
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Just follow your antenna;)
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#48 paper_heart1215
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[QUOTE="paper_heart1215"]

Yeah, all us girls just love to be abused :|

But seriously, its not that difficult to go up and say "hi" we're not that mean, we'll let you talk to us.

CIoud_S

what-ev-a. Did that once and the girl bit me. Sure I liked it but that's completely besides teh point. :shock:

Haha, well I guess I forgot that some girls like to spontaneously bite guys. :P I've only bitten a guy once, maybe twice ;)

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#49 RKfromDownunder
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talk to her like you would talk to anybody else, girls aren't gonna bite you, sheesh. Pearl_of_Egypt

Thats a lie.

Women are vicious and scary.

They make you cry.

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#50 DaveGamer_05
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Hello is normally a good choice.