Batman fans: Would you rather be Superman or Batman?

To quote Cracked, I'd pick Batman. Then I'd immediately stop being Batman and just be a billionaire for the rest of my life.

Wrong board. OT is that way.

oh shoot!.. i really thought I posted this on OT..

Edit: thank you mods for moving this to OT!

Batman.

-more women

-more money

-cooler

Mods could but they'll probably delete it just to be a douche.

j/k Not sure if there's any sane mod left. XD

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I'd be Superman btw. He is literally god.

Superman.

Supes

Superman obviously....

....Batman can't see through women's clothes!

Batman is my favorite but I rather be Superman. Flying and exploring other planets would be too much to pass.

I don't need to be Batman to be a billionaire. Batman isn't about being a playboy it is pretty much all about pain, suffering and sacrifice. At least Superman has some happy moments.

Superman, cause it guarantees that I'll always win against Goku.

This Batman!

Any choice is better than Aquaman.

Batman, but old badass Frank Miller one.

Superman everyday of the week.

Superman, obviously.

@undefined: Batman's my favourite super hero simply for the fact that he has no super powers yet still manages to handle himself.

But i would rather be superman the whole flying shooting beams from the eyes and super human strength thing wins hands down.

Batman, Superman is just a queer in a fancy suit.

Batman. Superman's suit sucks and reeks of degeneracy. Superman should become the mascot for LGBT parades. He'd fit in there.

Batman, but from Batman Beyond.

I just like the edginess of Batman.

My thoughts exactly.

Batman's pretty fucked up in the head. Superman, as it'd be great to be able to fly unrestricted.

Batman is associated with homosexuality.

Superman has x ray vision so I'm going to go with him.

Supes obviously. I love Bats but being Superman is clearly more convenient.

Nah, being Goku would be even better besides lacking somewhat in the brains department. He's the most cheerful guy ever and his father in law is insanely rich + famous for saving the world.

I can just cherry-pick the comics and take the non-queer Batman. Nothing's going to convince me to idolize someone who wears his undies over his pants.

Superman easily.

Flying, nigh indestructability, exceptional intellect, being able to visit distant galaxies, exceptional speed.

Superman, no limits.

Batman.

I'd rather face the challenge of being a human capable of doing super-human things.

superman so you have legitimate powers

otherwise you just some rich doofus in a costume

Come on ! Faster than a speeding bullet. Stronger than steel. He can fly at super sonic speeds, he even made time go back by reversing the earth by flying in the opposite direction. Batman ? LMAO ! no way man, no way. Batman is a thug, Superman is the supreme being.

Animal Man

The power to assume the strength or "power" of any animal in the known universe in any combination?

i.e. strength of an ant with the flight of a fly with the regenerative power of a lizard, etc etc

billionaire but not superman? :/ money is overrated.

Batman, because even outside of the suit I'd be a billionaire playboy.

Batman by far.

Superman's weakness is a rock.

the question is moot, now that SCOTUS has confirmed marriage equality Robin and Batman can finally get married and retire from crime fighting.

Except Batman is the Batman thus Batman automatically wins in any fight.

He hasn't done that for a few years now.

But he did that for the majority of his life.

Are you confusing Mr. Satan and Ox-King? Ox-King is Goku's father-in-law, Mr. Satan is Gohan's (Goku's son) father-in-law.

Oh crap, I was :)

@MlauTheDaft: Oh well, they all have spiky hair =P Can't believe they are making another DB show now.

@korvus: I'm actually looking foreward to it :) I read the first chapter of the manga, which included farmer Goku getting a bag of money from Mr. Satan so he does'nt have to work :)

It's like getting a bit of childhood back.

@MlauTheDaft: I'll watch it as well =) It started already.

@toast_burner said:

@gwynnblade said:

@uninspiredcup said:

@gwynnblade said:

Batman. Superman's suit sucks and reeks of degeneracy. Superman should become the mascot for LGBT parades. He'd fit in there.

Batman is associated with homosexuality.

I can just cherry-pick the comics and take the non-queer Batman. Nothing's going to convince me to idolize someone who wears his undies over his pants.

At least his is not as obvious.

@gwynnblade said:

@toast_burner said:

At least his is not as obvious.

Their underwear are exactly the same, only difference is the colour

@gwynnblade said:

@toast_burner said:

@gwynnblade said:

@uninspiredcup said:

@gwynnblade said:

Batman. Superman's suit sucks and reeks of degeneracy. Superman should become the mascot for LGBT parades. He'd fit in there.

Batman is associated with homosexuality.

I can just cherry-pick the comics and take the non-queer Batman. Nothing's going to convince me to idolize someone who wears his undies over his pants.

At least his is not as obvious.

Batman is synonymous with homosexuality, the joker being an openly expressive character, full of color, and Bruce Wayne, living with his teenage friend, repressed, fighting off the Joker. It makes sense he would have a massive gay following.

@toast_burner: @uninspiredcup: If you guys think I'm going to change my stance on this just because you can convince me about Batman's undies or his history. Then you guys need to stop. Doesn't matter if a gay is a gay, what matters is 'do I get the gay vibes or not?'. And I surely get the gay vibes from Superman.