How did Reggie come into this world?

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#1 NiteIce
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The theory: Chuck Norris and Donkey Kong got together.
The result: :o REGGIE!
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#2 196432160425370547874320627439
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You see when a Mommy Reggie and a Daddy Reggie love each other very much....
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#3 Aon1129
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You see when a Mommy Reggie and a Daddy Reggie love each other very much....irishscott99

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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#4 videogameduck
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This topic is weird...
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#5 g-c
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When his parents had sex
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#6 InfinitySamurai
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He came into this world naked from the future, like the Terminator.
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God.

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#8 Collecter
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He was assembled piece by piece by Nintendo R&D.
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#9 JorgeCarrillo
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he csme from anoth planet, in a meteor. Two farmers found him and called him Reggie, but his real name was Kul-Neim taikar. He had superpowers and pwned everyone!!!!
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#10 jibbityhibbity
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This thread is bizarre...but strangely amusing.
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#12 sirlordraven
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A can of whoop-ass and sweetness incarnate had a child. That child was Reggie, the savior christ of Nintendo. The man destined to, by himself, resurrect Nintendo. Amen.
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#13 komdosina
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You see when a Mommy Reggie and a Daddy Reggie love each other very much....irishscott99

:lol:makes sense:lol:.

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#14 komdosina
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he csme from anoth planet, in a meteor. Two farmers found him and called him Reggie, but his real name was Kul-Neim taikar. He had superpowers and pwned everyone!!!!JorgeCarrillo

Plus kicked ass and took names.

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#15 hiho24
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He probably punched his way out of his mother at birth.

This thread will prolly be locked soon.
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#16 A7Xfan
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The topic name made me laugh.

As for Chuck he took out a brick wall, cemented the bricks together with his saliva, and sculpted Reggie.
Naturally anyhting made by Chuck Norris lives.
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#17 dachagney
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Seeing is believing...
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#18 outsyder
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Reggie didn't come into the world. The world came into Reggie.
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#19 PainKiller_25
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lts put it like this
Mrs.Fils-Aim(is this his last name???)and Mr.Fils-Aime fall in love and get married then they ask the stork to bring them a child ,so it bring a giant child that soon would become Reggie Fils-Aime
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#20 BlueHellbat
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Litterbox thrown into a bunch of radioactive goop.
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#21 aZnJuStIcE14
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he csme from anoth planet, in a meteor. Two farmers found him and called him Reggie, but his real name was Kul-Neim taikar. He had superpowers and pwned everyone!!!!JorgeCarrillo

:D beat me to it, i was gonna say that haha

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#22 deactivated-64090d32cc6a8
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when dad and mom love themself they have sex... dick and vagina make it's job!:D
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#23 elpoep
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Reginald, born a broken, unforgiven child, was left in his room, neglected, except by his own vices. Playground after playground (the parents had to move)Reginald was beat-up and made fun of for his pretentious first name and his un-pronouncE3able last name. Reginald just strived for attention for who he was... dawdling in his own imagination he came up with such invisible friends like "koolaid man"and "Wiier-man". Yes, Reginald Fils-Aime was born a marketing genius.
There's a reason why he invented "Ilove the 80s", it was because it was then (in the 80s) that he began calling himfself Reggie. No one got the last name... Now, after climbing the corporate ladder, Reggie is the President of NOA. Still, no one can pronounce his name, rightfully giving him the praise he deserves, especially after getting his a$$ beatin' for it for years as a kid. Just wanting something as little as a little name recognition after all these years, after all his success wouldn't be much to ask for, right? So now, Reggie is kicking your a$$es and taking your names!
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#24 Warfust
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He was assembled piece by piece by Nintendo R&D.Collecter


I prescribe to this theory
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#25 nikita_acid
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[QUOTE="InfinitySamurai"]He came into this world naked from the future, like the Terminator.


LOL.
hulk hogan and dk made love.
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#26 big_bad_monkey
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He was never born. He is an ancient creature, which woke up (like Godzilla) when SONY created PSX (Godzilla woke up after nuclear blow). He is ... big and bad, just like Godzilla. He'll kick ass, take names and eat Tokio:P
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#27 ilck
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Chuck norris doesn't need a monkey to carry his baby... Chuck norist can just squirt one out!
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#28 faridmon
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his mom and his dad said too much Wii, if they said that one time Reggie would be like Phil Harrison................................. or maybe Jeff Gerstmen :o
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#29 ReZa_Yamaha
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Iwata prayed for a saviour, expecting Christ, instead the door opened and there stood Reggie in all his naked newly formed glory. Iwata was VERY impressed if you know wot i mean. ;)
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#30 JorgeCarrillo
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[QUOTE="JorgeCarrillo"]he csme from anoth planet, in a meteor. Two farmers found him and called him Reggie, but his real name was Kul-Neim taikar. He had superpowers and pwned everyone!!!!komdosina

Plus kicked ass and took names.

hehe...i posted about thename taking....try to say reggies real name loud, and u will say Cool Name Taker

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#31 MarkyMarkMark47
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[QUOTE="outsyder"]Reggie didn't come into the world. The world came into Reggie.



QFT
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#32 MicrosoftISdumb
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And God said, "Let there be a man who kicks @ass and takes names;God saw that it was good"
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#33 Wintry_Flutist
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I could swear there was a Nintendo patent about Reggie somewhere!
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#34 ReZa_Yamaha
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I could swear there was a Nintendo patent about Reggie somewhere!Wintry_Flutist

lmao, bruv that would be quality, Reggie Fils-Amis

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#35 Jdh77dsp
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You see when a Mommy Reggie and a Daddy Reggie love each other very much....irishscott99
:lol:
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#36 Sparky04
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I say reggie went into the past and inpregnated his mother with himself thats the only logical explination as no one is truly powerful enough to create someone like reggie except himself...
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#37 ReZa_Yamaha
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Sparky, dont ever say things like that again.

;)

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#38 Dullahan8888
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Nintendo put a bunch of taken names and asses kicked in a blender and blended him up.
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#39 Nintendo-Nerd
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This thread is bizarre...but strangely amusing.jibbityhibbity

This thread is like something you would see in OT, damn I love that board.
Note: OT = Off topic.
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#42 l8bitz
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He was Nintendo's first attempt at a nex gen console.
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#43 legend26
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reggiesent from the gods to kick ass and take names
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#44 Harden_hawk
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When Oprah, and Dr. Phil had that special night...
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#45 legend26
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this is like the 100 chuck norris facts:lol:
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#46 MagicNinja911
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this topic is like wtf