Worst Video game titles of all time thread.

Oh! I misunderstood last night in my inebriated state. :cool:

Indigo Prophecy

The Adventures of Cookie and Cream

(Both games have less silly names in PAL territories)

Some weird CPC titles:

Purple Saturn Day

Crafton & Xunk

Ranarama

Tir Na Nog

Gorbaf el Vikingo

Not to mention the game is not that good. i would put Bubsy above it.NationProtector

Bravely Default.

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Shenmue_Jehuty

^You win the thread.

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GreySeal9

^You win the thread.

hahaha no, Japan wins for being so ridiculous :p

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GreySeal9

^You win the thread.

I found Rise of the Robots really broken.

Totally broken fighting system and static graphics.

It otherwise looked good on still images (PC SVGA version in particular) and had a decent soundtrack.

There are many bad games to list here.

Does anything actaully beat

Master Chu and the Drunkard Hu

honorable mentions

Wild Woody

M.U.S.C.L.E = Millions of Small Creatures Lurking Everywhere (great name huh?) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M.U.S.C.L.E.

^ I liked M.U.S.C.L.E.

Was pretty fun for two players or more. ;)

Infinite Undiscovery

Melty Blood: Actress Again

Ar tonelico Qoga: Knell of Ar Ciel

Bravely Default: Flying Fairy

Z.H.P. Unlosing Ranger VS Darkdeath Evilman

Irritating Stick

70's Robot Anime Geppy-X: The Super Boosted Armor

Metal Gear Solid

...All made in Japan, the land of the "Engrish" language.

Wild Woody

 

WitIsWisdom

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Infinite Undiscovery

Melty Blood: Actress Again

Ar tonelico Qoga: Knell of Ar Ciel

Bravely Default: Flying Fairy

Z.H.P. Unlosing Ranger VS Darkdeath Evilman

Irritating Stick

70's Robot Anime Geppy-X: The Super Boosted Armor

Metal Gear Solid

...All made in Japan, the land of the "Engrish" language.

Jag85

Oh c'mon, Z.H.P. Unlosing Ranger VS Darkdeath Evilman is a great title. It's retarded on purpose.

And oh yeah, how could I forgot about the single worst game title of all time...

Resident Evil

And you know what's funny about this title? The fact that this title was not named by Capcom Japan (which called it Bio-Hazard), but their American branch!

And oh yeah, how could I forgot about the single worst game title of all time...

Resident Evil

And you know what's funny about this title? The fact that this title was not named by Capcom Japan (which called it Bio-Hazard), but their American branch!

Jag85

This is pretty awful.

and this is worse

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As much as I love this gem, I'll just hae to ask: Why this name? It has nothing to do with the novel.

Beyond Good & Evil

I can see why this was a turnoff that might have explained the game's commercial failure.

Also just for yucks:

IL-2 Sturmovik 1946

Huh?

Maybe I'm missing something but I don't really see anything wrong with the "Resident Evil" name. JML897

Armored Core: For Answer. Not that I think it's a bad name as such (in fact I rather like its bizarre opacity) but can anyone tell me what in blazes that For Answer bit is trying to say?

Hated this game.

Terrible controls that felt tanked liked.

Yo! Noid (Yeah, they made a game about that pizza douchebag, Noid.)

Sticky Balls (No kidding)

No one can stop Mr. Domino! (Not even if you tip him over?)

XEXYZ (A name I can't pronounce. Decent game, though)

Irritating Stick (The name is fitting though, as it's irritatingly glitched.)

Beyond the Beyond (Beyond the Beyond the Beyond the Beyond the Beyond the Beyond... beyond what, exactly)

Tongue of the Fatman (A fighting game with Kevin Smith in it... just kidding.)

If it Moves, Shoot it (Then in that case, shoot yourself! XD)

Tech Romancer (Ew. Yeah, I know it's supposed to sound similar to Neckromancer... even that's a little weird when you say it out loud)

James Pond 2 - Codename: RoboCod (Would you ever say "The name is Pond, James Pond" or "Dead or alive, you are coming with me... in a bag."? That made no sense, I'm sorry. *shrug* Actually, the game's not bad.)

Getting a lot of Amiga and ZX Spectrum vibes from this post. I tip my hat.

And they say that Sonic '06 was the worst,still,I only find one positive side in it.

Metal Gear Solid on NES wasn't really the thrill to be,because it's 8-bit,plain action no doubt.

@williemanga: XEXYZ (A name I can't pronounce. Decent game, though)

ZEX - eez. And, yeah, pretty fun.

Worst name is Killzone. As it has been pointed out to me a number of times, it sounds like the name of a videogame from TV show like Law and Order trying to do an episode on videogame violence.

Metal Gear Rising Revengeance

They could've just left it at "Metal Gear Rising" and it would've sounded much cooler! haha

It's still a really great game though.

Conception: Please Give Birth to My Child!

Remember Me

Shaq Fu

As someone already mentions, japanse games sometimes have weird titles. Just like magical attacks in anime, they tend to sound rather corny, as if the authors just pick cool english words and combined them. Bravery Default: Flying Fairy is an excellent choice.

Yet Resident Evil is the name that has truly stuck with it.

I nominate Peter Jackson's King Kong: The Official Game Of The Movie for worst title.

By the way, it's a matter of name, not gameplay. It doesn't matter whether the gameplay is terrible or decent, if the name is just downright stupid, it's more than qualified to be on this list.

Pretty much a lot of Japanese games.

Horrible names

Locoroco and Patapon are some weird names.

I don't like the names of:

• Lumines
• Virtua Fighter
• To The Moon
• Counter-Strike
• Persona

@williemanga: for what? Sonic '06? It's music was fine,yet the only lifesaver in that game was Blaze the Cat's role(Japanese recommended)

@Smashbrossive50: Which comment are you referring to?

Need For Speed: Most Wanted

How is this topic not flooded with Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing I feel like i'm in the twilight zone