I picked up Saints Row 2 on the way out of Hastings today when I was picking up a Philosophy textbook. It was $9.99, so what's the worst that can happen? I loved GTA4 immensely, and some of the people who disliked it said that Saints Row was less serious and just "fun."
My first impression was that this seemed like a last gen game. The city is flat, dull, and lifeless. I can outfit my male character with breasts. The cars handle wonky and the physics are all over the place. .I woke up in a hospital and, for no reason at all, killed somewhere around 100 cops on my way to escape. My next mission had me go in to a court house and slaughter 100 more cops, a few civilians, even a shotgun wielding judge. I was scratching my head, wondering when this "fun" would happen, and continued to give it a chance. I was then told I need more "respect" (from whom, I have no idea) to try the next mission. I was tasked with finding the nearest "activity" (from what I've heard, these were the most "fun"), so I proceeded down the street. The activity was titled, "Septic Revenge." Ooookay... My job, you ask? A horrible voiced and animated character whom I've never met wanted to ride around the city and spray, you guessed it, human waste all over the local populace. I had to spray cops, cars, shops, people eating, buildings, everything. My meaningless, nameless teammate driving me around was cracking jokes about the human waste and the people we were running over the whole time. He, and more importantly, the game, thought this whole situation was hilarious.
I'm not easily offended. In fact I've never been offended at a game. But the entire set up of this game was lacking taste to a degree that I've turned the game off and have shelved it, probably forever. Killing cops and spraying poo everywhere is what constitutes as fun these days? Sorry Saints Row fans, I'll stick to GTA, where the chracters and story have depth, and my actions, however questionable at times, have reason and meaning.
Well, have you ever been offended by a game? Do you disagree with me entirely? Post away!
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