King Kong called... he wants his colossal pile of monkey shine back.
Okay, apparently there is more that needs to be said (100 word minimum on reviews). Don't buy this game. Don't buy it for the graphics, as they were clearly scanned-in construction paper constructs. Don't buy it for the sound, as you're better off treating your ears to an acid coated q-tip. Don't buy it for the gameplay, as you'll find more fun and adventure watching an instructional video on carpet samples. Don't buy it for... dude, just do not buy it.