Hey I might actually win this o... whoops my arm's broken. Activate rage quit.
My submissions on the cpu are countered before I even start rotating, and the cpu's submissions on me are locked in and over before I even realize I'm in a submission. And violently rotating a stick for half the fight doesn't quite submerse me into a fighter psyche. You spend most of your training just trying to keep your abysmal (15/100) stats from dropping any more, and resting. How can you become less proficient in something you barely know how to do in the first place?
Being limited to striking makes this a less shiny Fight Night knockoff, with the same annoying mini-games in between fights. I'll give MMA a try, I guess.