Enter the circle, young grasshopper, and I will lay out for you the path you must follow to become a martial arts master
One you have completed this task, young grasshopper, you must enter a side scrolling level with constantly re-spawning foes and three mini-games, one of which you will find to be impossible. Once again you must listen to the ancients for the key to beating level 2: "the true master only kicks, punching is worthless"
The third task will be you walking through a hurricane kicking more foes, it is exactly like the level before except you get pushed backwards and hit with sticks, birds, and cabbage. It will be mind-numbingly frustrating at times but a true master never gives up.
Your final task is a level in a canyon, this can be really difficult and stupid unless you once again listen to the words of the ancients "get two enemies behind you and keep them on the screen, no more enemies will spawn and you can walk unhindered"
Daniel san, if you take all these adages to heart, you will have become a true master, it will only take four levels and about 1/2 hour but you'll be glad to be done when you are because youll be sick of it. However, your journey should provide entertainment by giving you constant action, it just won't be comparable to the journeys of the true masters like Mario or that guy from Vice:project Doom. Class dismissed