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User Rating: 10 | Sly Cooper and the Thievius Raccoonus PS2

I have no idea how to play this game. I keep opening all the safes I can and knocking people out and I know, they know I'm coming and they've moved the racoonus pages... I keep, being really sure walking on wires can't be explained in a book

but I'm not the one with the book. There's no reason for me to think I don't want to play more but I can't seem to think, anyone else, needed me to be sure of that for me to be really, really intensely focused on the idea that these people, keep giving me speaches like they knew I was here... They obviously did...

I want to unlock the game, but what does impossibly elite look like, in actual real life on a video game?

Sly Cooper is way, way way more amazing if you forget, everything about you sitting there to a game except the reset button, and that gets pressed a lot more if you're you yourself, leveling up, to where you could think some kid you didn't know about

like what does Sly look like playing the game, if he's incognito and just some kid? Did you think he had to get good at that, exactly, with the controller? Okay so he's been pressing reset, and that's, kind of freaking me out, because I have no patience I love hitting people with my cane, so I have to imagine, he does too... What is going on in this game? I'm supposed to trust a hippo?

I trust Sly, but I, don't know... It's a pink Hippo, and I don't remember how often that I'm paying attention to him for anything but that he talks, and that's alright, but whatever you think is going on, you're not going to be playing the same game in Sly 2 this game is unique, so get, very very very good at it and wonder what you're doing by the time you hit the next one if it's, even a whole new world is there something, that a base player looks like that you would see, oh obviously the same game, playing the next? I have Faith, and that's true enough because they're both awesome

but like I was saying about it, this game is unique and perfectly made it's endlessly fun but you have to wonder what you're interested in.