Shaq Fu is so pathetic it deserves to be the worst game of 1994
I gave it a rating 7 days ago, finally, today, I decided to review it.
The game is all about the favorite Diesel in the neisel Shaq going to a charity basketball game, until somebody tells him he is forced to save a young boy. CRAP!! First off, he can go Mike Tyson on the guy who told him that, and bite both his ears off and swallow them whole! That's what I rather want than play this!
I know what you're thinking; If I hate this game, why am I playing it? To make a point at almost letting Shaq fall down to Allien Iverson and becoming Michael Vick and selling dogs to homeless billionaires. This game sucked so bad, the broken vaccum is more entertaining than this. I'd rather have a radioactive monkey squeeze the bones on my back and pick the ticks in my hair, while crazed Gorrilas watch Ronald McDonald walk around a fat, overweight minon of his, preventing you to go to a defunct Subway than play this.
The graphics were cheesier than Krafts Macaroni and Cheese. They're worse than rocks made out of twigs and checkeballs with dentures on their sides. The music was so awful, screw turning the volume down, throw the game away, destroy it with a blowtourch, and sell it back to Crappygamesucknow games or some other place with free blowtourches.
Camera and Control, and difficulty are hard.
This game isn't even a stupid fighting game. It WILL cause a fight between the developers and Shaq, who will whoop their butts and freeze them for 50 years, and they end up in the future being attacked by psycho Shaq fans in pink skirts (girls), and they sleep in their closets eating Big Macs and Whoppers for Brunch.
The idiotic developers of this crazed idiot game have something to say to all those watching this big amount of cheesy nonsense game; "We're sorry WE MADE THE WORST GAME IN 1994. SHAQ IS COOLER THAN ALL OF US. WE SUCK EGGS AND WE SUCK.
Hea hea hea, yeah, keep going ya crazed oats of ar jack (what was that all about?) Anyways, the Shaq fu nation is so stupid, it brainfreezes your mind once you buy it, and the developers can just sue you for attempting to destroy this crap! No refunds, no suing, just let Shaq beat up the worthless fools of nonsensetown.
Two words; I ran out of two words and used this; Shaq Fu is Shaq poo, a disgrace to Shaq and his agents, who could just have the developers arrested for making this piece of crap. Gosh, if only Barry Bonds was here, he'd have high blood pressure and scare those idiots away from nonsensetown. Horray, the day is saved! Mission 2; destroy all the remaining copies of this piece of crap in 8 hours! Think you can do it? Don't review the game, I did because I was bored, I seriously don't like this crap.
This game sucks, my longest review ever. What's the difference between Shaq Fu and a vaccum? Shaq Fu sucks more. Shaq Fu is so pathetic it deserves to be the worst game of 1994.